Earl Grey Gay

This is a place of comfort and confusion. Welcome. Kneel.

[jaythewattpadcharacter]

To learn a new language, (using Duolingo) you can add these few things to your routine

Set an alarm to learn (two lessons a day, at least to begin with)

Add some songs to your main playlist that are in that language

Find an actor that you like that speaks that language, with an interview where that person is speaking that language, and aim to understand it without subtitles

Listen to the music that is in that language while you sleep

Try candy that you have never had before as you’re learning, and have a piece with each lesson you learn so you can recall the words once you have that candy if you’re having difficulty

Focus on keeping the words in your mind in one or multiple ways. Including but not limited to, using a mind palace, treating your memory like a hard drive, meditating after each lesson to let your mind soak in what it has just learned, and actually physically writing down the words on paper

Of course, there’s many more things you could do but those are some that I have come up with.

[jaythewattpadcharacter]

How to stop existing

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So I just got out of a shooting shesh, my high score is 505 now

Thanks Clint for keeping me going, I love you, and thanks for the cake for getting my first 100 points last session. If I had a shiny nickel for every time I’ve missed you I’d use it to buy the moon then sell the moon to North Korea and use the fancy missiles to blow craters in that moon until it spelled out our initials.

Ight enough of the cheesy shit

It is so fucking hard to shoot at night

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk. Goodnight

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WHY IS IS ALWAYS THE DORKY SMILE?!? WHAT IS IT ABOUT THAT GODDAMN DORKY SMILE THAT’S LIKE A GODDAMN WEAKNESS TO ME?!? WHY MEEEEEEE

[jaythewattpadcharacter]

Stardew Valley is the only thing keeping me from cracking and just decompsing right here right now because of excessive stress.

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I feel like I’ve been falling for 30 minutes and the adrenaline has already ran out and I’ve already passed the point of accepting death and now I’m just laying here wondering how and why I’m still here

I dunno if I should sleep or play Stardew Valley, cuz like, I’m tired emotionally, but physically I feel fine

[jaythewattpadcharacter]

From a scale of Bucky Barnes to Clint Barton how bad are your Daddy issues?

[jaythewattpadcharacter]

Somebody get RDJ a red white and blue sprinkle donut and a pack of blueberries.

OKAY I LOOK UP RDJ IN TAGS AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH Y’ALL??? RDJ X READER???? WHAT????

[jaythewattpadcharacter]

Fuck you all my hand can fit in a pringles can and that’s my biggest flex

Fuck you you mortals

Love ya 🖤

[jaythewattpadcharacter]

Character creation tip: use sims 4 to create how your character would look and cut down the time it takes to find a face claim for them.

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I got this account for funsies, but I seriously just realized that on social media accounts you’re supposed to talk about yourself????

[jaythewattpadcharacter]

Tip for picking up acting when you’re a writer: Make a character, backstory and everything, and practice acting like them. You know everything about them, even the things that wouldn’t be shown to the reader, so it’ll be easier to act as them.

[jaythewattpadcharacter]

Imagine the typos that must’ve came from Clint Barton’s name since Clint is one letter away from clit.

[jaythewattpadcharacter]

You and your love are walking in this field, in comfortable silence, no unnecessary words to be spoken, just the gentle breeze across your faces as you two hold each other’s hands. You don’t need to speak to feel comfortable with them, they make you so happy even just by existing, and all you wish to do is to make them smile, but little do you truly know just how much they wish to provide you with the same care and affection you give them. Neither of you know about the other’s romantic feelings, but each day it seems to grown stronger and stronger. Will today finally be the day that you hold them close, and finally recite your endless love for them, or will it remain close to your heart until one day you cannot handle such feelings anymore, and you are forced to confess how you truly feel, for as you find it impossible to think of anything else anymore. Without them tea tastes bitter, without them the flowers don’t seem to bloom the way they used to, without them everything seems to have turned grey. You need them, but really will they ever know? Will you ever feel the comfort of them in your arms? What’s holding you back from telling them? They feel the same towards you, so take the leap. Do it and don’t look back, and if they do not reciprocate those feelings, well then darling it was simply not meant to be, and it wouldn’t have been healthy anyways.

[jaythewattpadcharacter]

Here we stand, looking into each other’s eyes, we weren’t sure if this was love or infatuation at first, but now it’s all too clear, as the classical music fills the air, and the spring breeze rolls in, you can’t seem to hold back anymore, you pull me in close and kiss me, with more passion and and romanic desire than can even be described in words, with love deeper than our own oceans, not only our lips have pressed together, but our hearts too. There are no words needed to describe what we feel for each other and we finally embrace for the first time. We’ve been holding ourselves back since what seems like an eternity, petrified at what the other might think, but right now none of that mattered, as you hold me closer and our faces separate, I bury my head into your chest, and everything seems right in the world, finally at peace.

I seem to state to myself once again, if only this was real life.

[jaythewattpadcharacter]

Earl Grey tea on a nice spring day, eating eggs, bacon, and toast on a table in the garden right behind the cabin that has been lived in for years. The calmness has set over you like a quilt on a cold, winter night, you’re finally at peace with nature and your heart colliding as one. Truly a beautiful sight isn’t it? If only it could be real life.

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The sweet sounds of your voice remind me of a cozy winter night, reading in front of a fire place with the smell of home filling the air, the comfort given is almost an indescribable blanket of both melodic wonder and alike to the feeling of just laying down in bed after a long day at work.

Your smile fills the room with such warm light, warmer than any candle could ever wish to be, and brighter than any star could ever hope to become. Each time you smile it is as if the spirits themselves decended upon Earth, made their way to find you, and lifted your spirit up to eternal bliss themselves.

Oh how I would love to run away with you and live a life of wonder, reading as many books as I please while we have tea together, sitting by the roaring fireplace talking about anything really, from what chores need to be done, to Shakespeare’s sonnets, anything and everything as long as it is with you.

Oh dear, what I would give to have a nice stroll with you, even for just a moment, hearing your charming voice, seeing your precious smile, hand in hand. I may know true love, but I shant deny that even just a minute away from you feels like an eternity, even with this knowledge. it is a blessing and a curse, but in the end all I can wish for is to see you smile.

~Yours dearly, Jay