PLEASE STOP ME

Apparently eyebrows are my passion

[parakavka]

[selkie-blog1]

me at sport

[outofcontextdnd]

Please don’t seduce the cow.

(via outofcontextdnd)

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

[anniedraws-deactivated20161204]

lemonteaflower:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

[betpisbroken-deactivated2014041]

[altemo3]

we were so close to this ending on a good note… why…

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

this fucking post popped up in my dash again i swear it haunts me since the day i posted it why must it come back why must it always have that last pic attached why did this happen i did not sign for this.

[lemonoptimizer]

I saw this on Facebook last week. Holy shit…

[hellyeahthomassanders]

Stitch on a Date 💙 by Thomas Sanders

[queenbruv]

This is so well executed

[maea-megs]

this captures me really well

[thesilencedmasses]

I am all three of them

[prozdvoices]

Anonymous said:

A trainer that can’t remember any of his pokemon’s names

this is like the fourth gym battle, you horse’s ass

[foodffs]

BLUEBERRY MARGARITAS

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[your-raifu-is-shit]

1911 vs. butter knife, courtesy of reddit

Save this image for the next time some weeaboo goes on about their glorious Nippon steel and how katanas are the best things ever invented.

[smuggets]

GLORIOUS AMERICAN SHEET METAL

RECLAIMED FROM SCRAPYARD

FOLDED 0 TIMES

[sindri42]

guys holy fuck

So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

[sindri42]

I call it the wristfucker.

[sindri42]

Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

[sindri42]

THIS IS STUPID

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

[sindri42]

Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

[sindri42]

My finest creation.

[hentairobot]

[rainbow-taishi]

More Rooster Dudes!  (¬‿¬) (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧

Additional Designs

haha I will add more in this post from time to time~

((Above: Naked Chicken))

Some Ornamental longtailed long-crower roosters

[rainbow-taishi]

Additional ‘hypnotized’ roosters haha

[rainbow-taishi]

More chickemen haha

The colourful Red Junglefowl and the Grey Junglefowl males They are two of the four living junglefowls which contributed to the development of the domesticated chicken (especially the Red Junglefowl, thought to be the diredt ancestor of the chicken). The Grey Junglefowl is thought to be the one who gave the yellow skin characteristic of the chicken as well as various body parts of the bird. They are ancestors of chickens that we know today.

[rainbow-taishi]

Chicken eyeglasses

These are small red tinted eyeglasses made for chickens so they won’t recognize blood on an injured chicken which would lead to a murder frenzy. It is different from blinders because those are opaque.Some are strapped on, clipped to the beak or pierced through the beak. The piercing method is unallowed in a lot of countries.

[best-blurst-of-times]

Deep Frog

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

do you think this is what lovecraft meant whenever he described something as being beyond description

[thecraftychemist]

How To Create Mind-Melting Videos With Google’s DeepDream Neural Network

Want to make acid trips of your favourite memories? Now you can take your own videos and pop them through Google’s trippy dream machine, and see what you come up with.

Borne of an attempt to teach artificial neural networks how to process and understand images, the DeepDream project uses the same technology to generate images, and combine them with new images you give it. It’s not quite superimposing with 50% opacity, as the images are actually combined, as understood by the artificial brain. By giving it some constraints, we alter what it “sees”. And when it’s trying to make sense of what you give it by applying its experience in imagery, we get some pretty far out pictures.

See also

[elgugol]

[toastoat]

@iguanamouth his fucking arms. Ball

[iguanamouth]

youre making him self conscious . ….

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Corgi Boxer mix.

[justanothergreyface]

Auto Mechanics Hilariously Recreate Renaissance Paintings

US-based photographer Freddy Fabris had always wanted to pay homage to the Renaissance masters with his photos in some way, but he wasn't sure how until he stumbled upon an auto-mechanic shop in the Midwest. This led to a brilliant series of portraits with auto mechanics reenacting famous Renaissance paintings.

Da Vinci’s Last Supper

Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam

Rembrandt’s Anatomy Lesson

[miniar]

“Hilariously”? Those are beautiful photos…

[sourcedumal]

I’m saying. These dudes are awesome

[ashleyeleigh]

This is amazing.

[silvermoonphantom]

The composition, and the LIGHTING, and the grunge… lovely

[warring-anthe-deactivated201906]

but like the colors are so nice?????

[supernachtkuchen]

@acaeus

[trickstertime]

The lighting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rayomz-deactivated20160331]

yesterday i went out w my grandma as always but we got home just in time before the storms and ?? i saw some rly weird clouds?? ive never seen them before?? and apparently no one else had bc everyone was taking pics of them?? it was weird bc one half of the sky was clear and blue, the other half was normal kinda blurry cloudy skies and right in the middle in a small patch were these cauliflower clouds like wtaf texas

[rayomz-deactivated20160331]

cumulonimbus mammatus thats what they were and this is what they look like 

[rayomz-deactivated20160331]

Mammatus, also known as mammatocumulus (meaning “mammary cloud”),[1][2] is a meteorological term applied to a cellular pattern of pouches hanging underneath the base of a cloud. The name mammatus is derived from the Latinmamma (meaning “udder” or “breast”). 

titty clouds

[weloveshortvideos]

[artkat]

you know those videos where it’s like a hairy pile of like.. spiders, or whatever? And like all unholy heck breaks loose and thousands of tiny spiders run everywhere and it’s the worst thing ever? this is like the opposite of that

[hausofbhd]

[sickthot]

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

[britneyjustin]

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

[fieldbears]

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

[pinkfairyarmadillo-deactivated2]

i always talk about that tpain quote. very important