we think we know you

jazz

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

[zackisontumblr]

so ready to be january again

[shitroosterteethsays]

[dimedog]

“I wish I had the time to do that.”

- me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other things I could and should be doing

[mossandrock]

I feel personally attacked by the accuracy of this post.

[loosesealbluths]

[jeanqrey]

[hyperdependency]

me: they haven’t replied because they’re asleep

inner me: they hate you, or they’re dead. they’re dead and they hate you.

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[7mangoes]

listen this is really me 🔎

[ourbodiesglow]

[spyro2-deactivated20170402]

I’m that one guy on spongebob always screaming about his leg

[fauxfable]

Informercials Trying to Be Relatable Like…

[onlytwitterpics]

[gumgang]

when my friends ask me for money 

[fucking-shitaki-deactivated2012]

[naturepunk]

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

[brennacedria]

[dsalkflasdfkm-deactivated201803]

[dinuguan]

[squirreledelman]

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

[shesheistyy-deactivated20250330]

These are my favorite

[maybethistimemegz]