Yikes

[humanbyweight]

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

[kosmogrl]

[h0ezi3r]

Self care is writing fan fiction that you are the sole target audience for.

[wizardpostsdotorg]

so hard to explain your personal inside jokes but. okay so every time i roll a joint i’m like hmm how much is left in the tray.. about a joints worth..

and then i get caught up thinking about a weed butler named jointsworth

[wizardpostsdotorg]

thank you jointsworth

[wizardpostsdotorg]

your sativa, sir

[determinate-negation]

btw its actually crazy that plantation tours are a thing that exist in the u.s. and that theyre not all set up like memorials similar to concentration camp museums like how is this marketed as a chill tourist activity or wedding destination and not extremely disturbing and depressing to see. worthless country

[mysharona1987]

[teaboot]

I wanna know what's up with these fuckers specifically

[anton--rayne]

[hyumjim]

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being a fan of Chappell Roan I just think some of them need to realize and accept that they are a fan of a mainstream popular artist making popular pop music and therefore straight people are going to play it at weddings and it’s going to be in commercials for DoorDash and stuff. And that’s literally okay. It’s actually good. It’s good and normal for gay people to be making popular music. Idk if it just hasn’t sunk in for people yet that she is very popular. Ok I am telling you now. The woman is very popular

[adventures-with-cowboys-n-rats]

ID: Tags via thevowels-pt2: #elton john isn’t less gay for being grandmas’ favorite the world over.

[lizardsister]

on the sixth day god created white tank top with no bra and he saw that it was good

[feltguy]

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

[slytherverse]

hey op! i couldnt sleep until i built this! you motherfucker!

just gotta “borrow” my sister’s alarm clock

get that twitter api, write the bot in some python bc god is dead n slap together some fuckin UI with legos

your idiot self wants to sleep in???? hit that snooze button a couple times???? (maybe 4 times in a row)?? disgusting.

twitter knows! bc it posts how many times youve hit it. fuck you

the next step is NOT profit. noone profits. everybody loses. go home.

[feltguy]

OH MY GOD?????????

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

[avatar-of-the-blank]

Ah, alright, since you asked so nicely.

[avatar-of-the-blank]

God damn it, you all won't believe what just happened.

[kaijuno]

Best advice I’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey

[byjove]

countries will be like “nooooo our birth rate is falling exponentially and it’s effecting our economy” and immigrants will be like “hey can you let us in so we can boost your economy and fill your empty jobs and raise our children here” and inevitably the country is like “the only thing worse than a large scale collapse of our population is letting foreigners live here”

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Elon’s being weird again. Threatening everyone on twitter for calling his weird friends weird.

[virtualgirladvance]

I love this new direction on the Musk free speech platform

[30000bugs]

FEDERAL DICK TRIED TO PULL ME OVER FOUR A LITTLE BOOZING + CRUISING BUT I REPLACED EVERY WINDOW IN MINE HUMLE SHITBOX WITH STAINÈD GLASS & WHEN THE SUNLIGHT HIT HE WEPT IN REVERENT AWE

[thundergrace]

I think she has eight gold medals now? Yeah.

[staff]

As if there weren’t enough ways to post to Tumblr, look what Marco got working.

[nickyflowers]

this site went down the toilet after this feature got removed