A happy father and husband

Y’know what I also hate?

When people go on anon because they’re too cowardly to insult people straight to their faces.

If you have a problem with me, my AU, or my Jazz, tell me to my face or keep your fucking silence.

Because if you send anything on anon that’s even relatively insulting, I’m ignoring it. I don’t deal with entitled pissbabies.

#(This isn't even the current series.#What even?#And I guess this would count as crack?)#Anonymous

Y’know, if you don’t like an OC being paired with a canon character, just don’t fucking follow them. Don’t interact with them. Stop acting like we’re forcing you to even look at them.

The block button is there for a reason, you damn cowards. Stop being petty little children and fucking leave, you entitled brats. Jazz’s AU is clearly not for you if you don’t like it this much.

SHA-SHA-SHADOW!

“SP-SP-SPEED!”

“PFfft-”

Rebecca let out a barking laugh before calming down and grabbing Jazz straight out of the air.

“Okay, what y’gotta do is imagine ‘em as new limbs. First, try stretching ‘em out, I’ll hold ya up here so you don’t lose your balance.”

Being grabbed like that made him let out an unexpected squawk. Looks like his body was adapting to these new limbs faster than even he thought they would. At least he stopped flapping like a mad-hog.

#rebeccakizuna

She giggled. She totally giggled.

“So that’s where they went.”

Hearing those giggles the hedgehog jumped right at the source. Grabbing onto the now fully human Rebecca’s face, Jazz clung fast and started flapping his new wings wildly.

“How do I use these things?”

#rebeccakizuna

Since your wife doesn't have her wings. M!A you get her wings for as long as her magic anon lasts!

At first the hedgehog did not really notice, his seat suddenly felt more uncomfortable but he didn’t pay it that much mind, it wasn’t that bad. But once he got up and his wings kept running into things and knocking stuff over. He stopped and looked back. Giving a few test flaps, and knocking more stuff over in the process, he just sighed.

“Rebecca!”

#M!A #Anonymous

frogsukehanamura

A starter for @jazzkizuna

It took a lot of trial and error, but Yosuke finally figured out how to get to the Zone of Shadows, where Rebecca lived. The area felt different than Inaba, as if it was made out of a foreign energy… which would make sense, actually. Even though it was dark, everything glowed beautifully. It was really a sight to see.

After some exploration, Yosuke thought that he found the castle that she lived in. Although, someone was outside. Was that her husband, Jazz? Rebecca had mentioned him a few times…

“Hey! I’m Rebecca-san’s friend, Yosuke. Is she around?”

Sitting down on that stone bench out in the garden, Jazz got comfortable, and opened up a book he brought with him. He has not had a chance to read like this in quite a while and he was really looking forward to finally finishing this series.

Quickly nearing the end the hedgehog heard some unfamiliar footsteps approaching. But he still did not look up from his story. Hearing the voice he silently held up one of his hands as if to say ‘hold on’ as he flipped over to another page, looked like that was the last page in the book.

Finally finishing up and closing the book he took a moment before he looked up to the visitor and greeted them with a smile. Why did most humans have to be so tall?

“I’m sorry about that. Yosuke right? Rebecca’s told me a lot about you and your zone.”

#frogsukehanamura

Waking up due to one of the twins pulling on some hair in their sleep, Jazz kept quiet and gently pried their hand off of his chest. The baby was disturbed somewhat but with a smooch from Jazz they calmed back down, and without bothering their twin either.

Straightening out the blanket over the three of them, Jazz was all set to fall back to sleep, but then he let out a somewhat loud cough. Why the ultimate life form, human or not, would let out a cough he had no idea but he had bigger problems now. The sound and movement was enough to wake the both of the babies back up and they were cranky.

Carefully sitting back up and cradling the both of them in his arms, he did his best to calm them back down. He got so focused on his children he didn’t even noticed his ebony fur, crimson striped quills, and snow white fur on his chest returning. Until one of them grabbed a couple hand fulls of snow white that is.

#IC Update #M!A over

{➹} – Nothing came to the hero’s head so he simply shrugged at Jazz’s words.

❝ Ready when you are.❞

#thewayfaringhero #(This seem like a good ending to you or?)

A quick moment to focus and recharge was all he needed to teleport both himself and the blue hedgehog back to his zone, and right into the castle too.

“Need anything don’t be afraid to ask.”

{➹} – Arrow didn’t fight it, it wasn’t like he was really upset anyway..for the most part, but the mention of food put a quick stop to that.

❝ Like I’d say no t’ a family dinner, ’s been a while since I’ve visited anyway.❞

Breaking off the hug the black hedgehog still had a big smile on his face.

“Well if there’s nothing left to do here I can get us both there. Just tell me when you’re ready to go.”

{➹} – Arrow just stuck out his tongue in the second display of his true maturity for the day. ❝ Noted, next time won’t be so easy for ya. Especially since there’s no way you could beat me without using those little Chaos tricks.❞

His light laugh turned into a larger, heartfelt one as he pulled the blue hero into a hug.

“Would you like to join us for dinner today, Arrow? I’m sure we can whip up some chilidogs for you if you don’t like what we’re having.”

{➹} – The hero folded his arms as he leaned against the weather capsule, shrugging at the question. ❝ Well, yeah but when someone says ‘race’ I think foot race.❞

“Should have said something at the start then.”

The hedgehog stated with a light laugh.

“Not my fault you were too slow.”

{➹} – ❝ The fact that I actually used my feet t’ get here, that’s what.❞

It was obvious the hero was more amused that actually irritated, after all it was his fault for not setting some kind of guidelines for the race. Next time though, he won’t forget.

Letting out a yawn he just kept on stretching.

“Aren’t you able to chaos control too? Could have done that too ya know.”

{➹} – Arrow’s eye twitch at the realization and his only response to the lack of response was him shoving Jazz off his seat because he was utterly mature like that.

That did the trick of waking him up. But rather than yell out or anything he just simply used chaos control for a second time before he reached the ground. Landing on his feet on top of the capsule he stretched out.

“Hey Arrow. What took you so long?”

{➹} – Boy, oh boy, how Arrow wished he had thought of that. Sure it only took him nearly a blink of an eye to get to the capsule himself but having to avoid a few obstacles put a damper on his time.

Skidding to a stop as he approached the capsule the blue hedgehog gave a playful glare to the older hedgehog. ❝ Nice. Can’t keep your feet on the ground, eh?❞

Jazz would have liked to respond to the younger hedgehog, really he would have. But in the loooong time it had taken for Arrow to get there he had already dozed off.

{➹} – Arrow just stood there for a second, dumbstruck even though if given the chance he would have done the exact same thing. Either way Jazz would need more than fancy tricks to win this!

The hero took off after him, or so he assumed, blazing the path to the finish line.