sluggin’ it @jazzslug - Tumblr Blog

updated intro post!!!

my pronouns are ona/ona. i'm 19yrs old, bigender, a recovering addict, and a noise musician. minors dni.

send me asks please!!

i also have a blog for my noise project, @beaternoise

my tags are below the cut

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10001gecs

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

10001gecs

😭

evilgirlbat

"you're biased in favor of trans women" yes. i am. and i'm entirely right for it.

evilgirlbat

bringing this back because it's pride month and people are saying i'm trying to "divide the community." motherfucker everyone in the queer and trans communities shit on transfems all the time and you want me to act like there isn't already a division? no one gets to pretend like everything's okay when the people who are supposed to be our allies are transmisogynists. everyone is already biased against us. do you know how sickening it is to see random people in my fucking community so easily and readily go along with any accusation against transfems, no matter how absurd or unsubstantiated? do you know how sickening it is that the people i'm supposed to lean on are the ones painting us as predators and monsters and threats for no other reason than "the vibes were off"?

i'll stop being biased for transfems when there's no longer a need. i'll stop when people actually treat us like people and not some fucking underclass they unfortunately have to include. hell, it would be a leap forward for aspiring allies to even so much as acknowledge that we're treated this way, instead of living in a fantasy that we're doing just as well or unwell as anyone else. so long as the status quo continues, the community is already divided. try working with us instead of pretending we're making shit up if you want me to stop being a bitch about it.

despazito

rabioheab-deactivated20200416

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

transheadcrab

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

khamingbird-blog

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

transheadcrab

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transheadcrab

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

punkrorschach

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

transheadcrab

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

bomberqueen17

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs.

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

antiocheanism

happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

threedollarsdotcom

ive had enough of you and your amazing digital antics

heartnosekid

machaon caterpillar (old world swallowtail) | malbafont_macrophotography on ig

the-clapping-smiling-pig

also known as the fatty crazy

the-clapping-smiling-pig

we love it

reactionimagesdaily

cheesefags

Get ready to have an existential crisis after reading about how most cheap Parmesan contains wood pulp.

Here’s something I do not have wood for:

…They found that several types of grated, hard cheese sold at big stores, including Wal-Mart, were over the acceptable limits of cellulose. The investigation found that Essential Everyday 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese, from Jewel-Osco, was actually 8.8 percent cellulose and Wal-Mart Stores Inc.’s Great Value 100 percent Grated Parmesan Cheese was 7.8 percent cellulose.

desk-drawerr

yuh

mrsterlingeverything

Why do people crash their cars? I dont get it

ghoulfailinguponthelevel

I’m in a state of vitriol

runawaymarbles

So my radio station has been playing a lot of Nirvana lately and every time All Apologies comes on, I hear the line as "everyone is gay." Eventually I thought, I'm going to look up the actual lyrics, and then I'll make a funny tumblr post about how I thought he was calling everyone gay. So I did a search and it turns out