The Official Tumblr of J. Bartholomew Hivemind

  I am an author. Definitely not multiple authors posing as one. 

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big year for hivemind enjoyers ngl

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Buy a silly comic book for you, your kids, or your grandchildren. These humorous books and ebooks for you will make your giggle your socks off. Cartoonist Ray Friesen can't NOT write jokes about penguins and dinosaurs.

My friend and incredibly talented artist Ray Friesen just opened up for art commissions! Go throw him some money!

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We are deeply honored that our latest work "Road Trippy" now resides between "Bone Digger" and"Mail-Order Man" at the Catoosa County Library.

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If you are a part of the Georgia PINES library system, you can totally check this book out.

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Road Trippy is an eBook Award Finalist. Finally, I’m getting the recognition we deserve.

BUY ROAD TRIPPY AND SEE WHY IT IS AN AWARD FINALIST FOR YOURSELF.

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A Gift of Pale Sapphire

A fairy tale

Today is 4 months on HRT and, believe it or not, the day that I originally planned to come out on Tumblr. I've written a short fiction piece about dysphoria that I've been using to come out to people and today is the day I'm sharing it here.

(Art by the incomparable @johannesviii )

https://t.co/KfP1GJIy8u

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A new story from one of the three writers of Road Trippy, Christine Cherry!

Even though there is clearly only one writer and that writer is J.B. Hivemind and any rumors of there being three (or more) writers is a blatant lie.

But the other members of J.B. Hivemind fully support and love Christine Cherry! And you should too!

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Road Trippy: Paperclips and Murder Zebras - Kindle edition by Hivemind, J. Bartholomew, friesen, ray, Heath, Joseph, Cherry, Chris. Download

Buy the Road Trippy ebook on Amazon. Give it a review. You know you want to.

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Road Trippy - A Weird Funny Novel

250 pages of excellent words in the 'high speed supernatural up-all-night eighties-esque action movie buddy-comedy' genre. With snakes!

Mere hours remain. Do the right thing.

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The beast has been slain. Your contribution is valued above all.

THANK YOU.

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Road Trippy - A Weird Funny Novel

250 pages of excellent words in the 'high speed supernatural up-all-night eighties-esque action movie buddy-comedy' genre. With snakes!

Mere hours remain. Do the right thing.

[jbhivemind]

The final days are upon us. A new reward is unlocked. $30 for the ebook and this t-shirt.

Get them now before it's too late.

[jbhivemind]

Road Trippy - A Weird Funny Novel

250 pages of excellent words in the 'high speed supernatural up-all-night eighties-esque action movie buddy-comedy' genre. With snakes!

The stretch goals have been adjusted. One has already been met, granting everyone at the $10 or more level bonus content written by J. Bartholomew Hivemind, your favorite author who is only one person and definitely not three.

Now to reach for that next goal to produce an audiobook so beautifully melodious as to make your ears weep and your heart soar.

You have 5 days. Make them count.

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There’s an audiobook of my new novel? Well, there could be. Click here to make the Road Trippy audiobook a reality.

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RoadTrippySample.pdf

Did you know there’s a huge chunk of the book that’s just right there free to read? No? Well, now you do. Go read it. Then click here if you want more.

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I made this film and play all three roles. Now pre-order my book.

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Pre-order the book. Get bonus Hivemind content. Contribute for an audiobook so you can read the book with your ears.

Click here for more info.

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Road Trippy - A Weird Funny Novel

250 pages of excellent words in the 'high speed supernatural up-all-night eighties-esque action movie buddy-comedy' genre. With snakes!

Would you look at that? We’re over 100% funded in less than two days. Guess I’ll have to announce some stretch goals soon.

Thank you from the bottom of my three hearts.