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@jbonapartes
Nappy! I got you something!
~ @jbonapartes
Oh alright
Thank you
*in an awful mood* ... Are you going to take it or not? You even care?
Ignores his attitude and opens the present.
*he happened to make him a little stuffed bear, wirh a little note that is attached to it that says ' I love you. ', by this time Jerome was visibly crying, but quiet*
Looks happily at the present then gives Jerome a concerned look.
He walks over to him and kneels down to look him in the eyes.
Thank you I appreciate it
*he proceeds to break out into a full fledged crying spell, hugging onto him as tight as he could*
Nappy! I got you something!
~ @jbonapartes
Oh alright
Thank you
*in an awful mood* ... Are you going to take it or not? You even care?
Ignores his attitude and opens the present.
*he happened to make him a little stuffed bear, wirh a little note that is attached to it that says ' I love you. ', by this time Jerome was visibly crying, but quiet*
Nappy! I got you something!
~ @jbonapartes
Oh alright
Thank you
*in an awful mood* ... Are you going to take it or not? You even care?
Happy birthday to me
now @armagnac-army , @general-junot , @the-blessed-emperor , @your-dandy-king break up with your husbands I'm lonely
BON ANNIVERSAIRE MON CONNARD D’EMPEREUR !!!!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET FUCKIN MARRIED
TO YOURSELF
ASSHOLE!
*proceeds to kick him* Shut up you french mutt! Not on his birthday! You are already married to an asshole. Yourself!
Lannes doesn't react to the kicking. He just seems baffled.
WHATS WITH THIS SASSY LOST CHILD????
I THINK HES CONFUSED
NAPOLEON COME PICK UP YOUR BROTHER!!!
I'm trying to give him his present you baffoon!
I am not confused you are you sack of Monkey turds!
you're a useless little kid that don't deserve attention and care. you're so annoying. it would be great if you just disappear.
*sticks his tounge out* Uh-huh. Are you one of those french loons? Probably!
Happy birthday to me
now @armagnac-army , @general-junot , @the-blessed-emperor , @your-dandy-king break up with your husbands I'm lonely
BON ANNIVERSAIRE MON CONNARD D’EMPEREUR !!!!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET FUCKIN MARRIED
TO YOURSELF
ASSHOLE!
*proceeds to kick him* Shut up you french mutt! Not on his birthday! You are already married to an asshole. Yourself!
Happy birthday to me
now @armagnac-army , @general-junot , @the-blessed-emperor , @your-dandy-king break up with your husbands I'm lonely
*walks over to him with a box in his hands* I got you a present.. Well.. someone helped me get you a present.. Open it!
*give you a pack of cards*
Here, so you can play cards with your friend... Philippe, if i'm not mistaken.
Oooo! *takes them from him* Merci!
You smell funny.
I what?
You. Smell. Funny. You. English. Looking. Beansontoast. Eating!
You smell funny.
BONAPARTE/BEAUHARNAIS POPULARITY BALLOT!!!
YOU KNOW THE DRILL!
VOTE FOR ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF THE ILLUSTRIOUS IMPERIAL FAMILY THAT IS THE BONAPARTY/BEAUHARNAIS BASH!!!
VOTE BASED ON WHATEVER CRITERIA YOU WISH LIKE SEXINESS OR FAVOURITISM IM NOT YOUR COMMANDER BECAUSE IF I WAS YOUR ASS WOULD GET BACK IN LINE SOLDAT!!!
VOTE FOR A BONAPARTE/BEAUHARNAIS
Napoleon Bonaparte (L'EMPEREUR)
Letizia Bonaparte (L'EMPEREUR'S MOTHER)
Lucien Bonaparte (THREATENED TO STAB NAPOLEON ONCE)
Elisa Bonaparte (NAPOLEON LET HER BE POLITICAL)
Louis Bonaparte (HOLLAND?)
Pauline Borghese née Bonaparte (NAPOLEON'S FAVOURITE SISTER)
Caroline Murat née Bonaparte (QUEEN OF NAPLES)
Jérôme Bonaparte (THE BABY BROTHER)
Joséphine de Beauharnais (EMPRESS OF THE FRENCH)
Eugène de Beauharnais (THE STEPSON WITH A SWORD)
Hortense de Beauharnais (HOLLAND?)
Napoleon II (THE EAGLET!)
SHARE THIS BULLETIN OR STUFF THE VOTES OR MAKE UP SOME PROPAGANDA IF YOU WISH!!! ANY ENTERTAINING ADDITIONS WILL BE CIRCULATED!
PREVIOUS BALLOTS: MARSHALATE 1, 2, 3
Imagine getting as many votes as me! Losers!
When i was your age (10), i already know how to ride a horse by myself! Can you do taht?
My brother would worry I would fall off. But yes, I can ride by myself.
have you met @jbonapartes yet?
Nooo…
Messing with his new necklace, he looked at him. Was this someone his own age??? A mircle.
Hiii! I'm Jérôme, your papa's younger brother. I'm 10! It's nice to meet you!
Hi!
(Hug)
My brother thinks I'm possessed or something, he gave me this necklace.. Because apparently it's supposed to keep Phillippe away... But he's been here anyway.
He hugs him back.
" Who is this??? "
Philippe closed the door behind him.
He's brothers kid.. he's nice...
have you met @jbonapartes yet?
Nooo…
Messing with his new necklace, he looked at him. Was this someone his own age??? A mircle.
Hiii! I'm Jérôme, your papa's younger brother. I'm 10! It's nice to meet you!
He was laying in bed, in tears over what happened that night. It was at least 3 in the morning, and he was up, crying over not being 'formal' enough at a party. He got an earful the carriage ride home that's for sure.
It appeared a little boy, around the age of Jérôme, came into his room, opening and closing the door as quietly as possible, as to not to be heard by anyone, at least nobody else. He went over to the side of the bed, patting him.
" It's okay... "
The voice called out. Jérôme screamed, backing himself into his headrest.
WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT?
The boy stepped back, in nothing but the few underclothes that his situation left him with. He had long curly black hair, with ice blue eyes.
" Don't scream! You are gonna get in trouble again! "
He jumped on the bed with him.
" Names Philippe! I'm here to help you— only if you want help. I died here in the French Revolution... after my father was killed, I died alone. Now I spend my time helping people! You look like you need help. "
Jérôme quieted down a little bit. He felt comforted, even if the thing that was talking to him was... dead.
I trust you... I'm sorry for screaming. I've had a really long day...
The boy chuckled. He knew the ins and outs of the formal, as he was there. Philippe was surely going to make sure everyone else reaped what they sowed.
" I get it. We can play all day if you want! And I can help you get something out of the people who make you cry... I can't stand it! We are gonna do something about it, me and you. Consider it a partnership! Friendship! "
That sounds good! What are we going to do first?
" Tomorrow you have school, right? With the Monsieur that always hits your hands with his ruler when you get the questions wrong? "
He started to whisper the plan.
Are you my new mama?
You look weird, you talk weird too! I was hearing you talk to Nappy and I can't understand a word you're saying!
He proceeds to hug onto their leg.
I'm Jérôme! You can't english-fy it! Jérôme!
~ @jbonapartes
Hopefully I won’t be your mother for long…
But it is still a pleasure to be meeting you, young man.
And yes, I don’t think I will be able to English-fy Jérôme.
He giggled, pulling on her leg.
Are you going to be better than my birth mama? One time she left me out in a storm when I was 4 because I was being bad. She didn't open up the house, one of my siblings had to let me in because she fell asleep. It's nice to meet you too...