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“All families are dysfunctional, I swear that was the first line in some book I had to read in high school. Don’t worry, I don’t have a scrapbook because I’ve never seen sharks in person to take pictures of them, it’s just a bunch of links I have saved on my computer.”
“That’s kinda depressing, but I would agree with it. Okay.... honestly, I’m not sure which of those options would weird me out more. So, why the obsession with sharks out of every other creature?”
They can try and pin whatever they want on us, but nothing is gonna stick, because we didn’t do it. You sound like you’re speaking from experience. Sometimes innocent people do get sent down, but I’d like to think that it wouldn’t happen to any of us. I’m not about to go and give birth in a prison cell.
Lots of people got lots of experiences. Well, I’d like to think that too. That would be bad, but I doubt they have anything on you. You don’t seem like the type with a lot of enemies or whatever. It’ll be fine.
“It has nothing to do with you, don’t fret! This sort of thing happens when the police system needs to pin blame on someone, but since we’re all innocent, we’ll come out of this scott-free. Think of it as a minor inconvenience, but it’s nothing we can’t handle. The Lord only gives us what we can handle, after all.”
“Look, no disrespect to you, but please don’t give me this religious shit. Y’know, everybody keeps saying don’t worry about it, but everyone is still worried about it for some reason. I’ve never seen a group of people so distressed.”
Yeah, but it happens and stuff. Ain’t nothing we can do to change it. It’s just… Shitty. And I ain’t gonna talk about it no more.
Fair enough. I bet everybody could use a distraction. Like, I dunno, a get-together or something? We can ban this whole shit storm from conversation. Pretend to be normal for a while.
“Yeah, even when we fight we all get along. Kind of like real siblings, except with less blood relation and more hooking up with each other. So cute! Man, I’ve got to show you my shark scrapbook, there are some really adorable ones. Baby hammerheads? They’re freaking precious.”
“That’s an interesting way to put it. What a nice little dysfunctional family... I guess. You have a scrapbook? Please tell me you’re being sarcastic, dude, because that’s just plain obsessive.”
Y'know
It’s not about being noble, it’s about being a decent human being. I know what everyone thinks of Cops. But I’m not that dude and I don’t like being spoken to as if I was. So cool it.
Sir yes sir. And i get it, cops get a bad rep, but I still can’t make myself blindly assume that you are entering this case without bias.
“Oh, yeah, the best dude in the gang, probably. He just knows stuff so he can help stuff, it’s not to like use it against them or anything. I love sharks! They’re so cute, and they kill way less people than jellyfish and mosquitoes and snakes do, they just want to mind their own adorable shark business.”
“Well, that’s good. Most of the gang is pretty alright, from what I can tell. It’s nice that you can count on each other and shit. Cute...? Dude, I don’t know if we’re talking about the same flesh-eating water monster. I mean, sure, Jaws shit doesn’t happen everyday but still.”
Just the lame ones, like that Aaron guy. He’s probably just mad that Bailey wasn’t as into him as he was into her so he wants to make her and her friends squirm or something. They won’t throw us in jail, too many people like us and it would end up with them being in deep shit. Just breathe, dude, it’s fine.
Right. Personal vendetta is a hell of a reason for a full-fledged investigation. I hope you’re right, man, but I can’t just relax. The second you let your guard down, they find something.
You’re not completely sold, yet you’re in on it? Sounds like you’ve got yourself in a pickle. You never know. Crazier stuff has happened. If I wanted to write a thesis on the death of the murder mystery, then sure. Other than that, I think they’d all be pretty boring. They’re all mostly average, except for that somehow they’re all insanely good looking.
Basic anthropology, right? If you want to know about someone, join them. That’s my game plan. Anyways, so far, they’re cool people. Well, I think this whole ordeal with the cops at least proves that they’re not boring. Insanely good looking, huh? You hitting on me?
It was. Nope, they don’t. The hate and bad feelings towards him are all well deserved, though. They can investigate as much as they want, ‘cause nobody in this gang killed him. I’d be the one most likely to, and I didn’t, so the cops can chill.
I don’t think anybody here killed him, either, but I am worried about what the police will try and pin on the gang. I mean, it wouldn’t be the first time they sent an innocent to jail.
He convinced the guy who left the gang, to go to the police academy and leave Cobie and the babies behind. We were all supposed to co-parent and shit.. But Gabe fucked him and fucked it up.
Holy shit, what a dick. That’s gotta be tough--and now we are all being investigated for murder? Way to add insult to injury.
Y'know
I picked Law enforcement because I love this town and I want to help it’s people by making a difference and keeping it safe any way that I can. It’s not about arresting innocent people to make money.
That’s very noble of you. Pardon me for doubting, but most people don’t have such good intentions. It’s pretty unlikely.
After chasing a Cubone, and Eevee around all day on Pokémon Go, I finally caught them! I feel more accomplished right now than when I graduated high school. I even found a Goldeen in my toilet. In other news; I’m not a murderer, but I would like to personally buy whoever did kill that cop dinner at Taco Bell.
Sounds like a pretty eventful day. Damn, Mystery Inc. really does not like this dude, huh? No wonder they’re investigating us.
Well, he was kind of a dick and everyone hated him because of what he did.. And he always shit on us. I’m saying us, but he was kind of a friend of mine. Until he ruined everything and decided to be an ass, anyway
Seems a little biased to me. What’d he do that was so bad, anyway?
Y'know
Wasn’t what I meant, but Okay dude.
Well, why do you do it? Why’d you pick law enforcement?
Dude, I never wanted to be your friend so it’s cool. You totally give off murderer vibes, I don’t trust it and I really hope they send you to jail so I never have to listen to you be the most annoying person ever again.
That’s so sweet of you, thanks. I’ll be sure to write you when I’m in jail, though, don’t worry. I won’t let you forget about me.
