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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Mike Driver
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@mickeyspencer
TEXT || BICKEY.
Bailey: Yeah, still! It's fine she apparently woke up today! I don't hate her. What? Why? Yep.
Bailey: [Insert picture of Candice] This her?
Mickey: Oh? Really? That's good. I'm glad she's okay. Well, if she died and was buried, some day years from now an archaeologist would probably dig her up and study her culture.
Mickey: I think so? She looks familiar.
TEXT || MICKENZI
KENZI: Playing nice with the bad guy.. So we don't get bad stuff 2 happen.. Oh. We all thought u were dead and Baily J was real upset.
KENZI: I try to, but then it just all comes out like vomit. Is it b/c of the van?
MICKEY: Oh, gotcha. I wasn't dead, but the people I was digging up were! We found some really cool burial grounds.
MICKEY: That's a really gross comparison. No, but what happens in the van?
TEXT || BICKEY.
Bailey: Having those and not doing anything sounds way creepier! She is but still!!!! Okay, I'm going to ask Caleb to send me a pic of his ex and we'll see if you recognize her
Mickey: Have you met Ofelia? Sorry about her too. Kenzi told me what happened. I don't remember if you hated her or not, but sorry anyways. She's gonna make some archaeologist really happy one day. You think it's Caleb's ex?
TEXT || MICKENZI
KENZI: That's cause we've all been playing nice. IDK what would happen if we don't play nice. Where did u go, anyway?
KENZI: Oh, sorry! I do that a lot, I think, but I just keep it real and stuff. Probably real crazy? Sometimes I forget that there's a rest of the world, because I can't see it unless I look at a map
MICKEY: Is going behind each other's backs really playing nice? You all don't seem as tight as you used to be. Argentina. I was invited to go on an archaeological dig for a little bit.
MICKEY: I think you can keep it real without mentioning yours or anyone else's sex life. You all look absolutely insane. No offense.
TEXT || BICKEY.
Bailey: Why would stalker binders not seem like crucial information! It was still creepy! Hmmm. If I got my hands on a picture of that girl without the wig or makeup do you think you'd be able to identify her?
Mickey: Because I didn't think she'd actually do anything with them! I just thought she was super anal. Probably, yeah.
TEXT || BICKEY.
Bailey: Who knows, the police are stupid. You knew about thise and never told me!? I know that now. What girl? What did she look like? Do you know her name?
Mickey: Apparently so. I didn't think it was crucial information! It's not like it was the Davinci Code or anything! I don't know. She said she was from some institute and handed me a letter. She was definitely wearing a wig, though. And like some really crazy looking makeup.
TEXT || BICKEY.
Bailey: Nope, but from what I can tell it's all fake evidence. Mostly because Ofelia had creepy files on everyone that got stolen, that's probably how they got into your house in the video they sent. Because I didn't want to freak your parents out too bad or get murdered.
Mickey: Then the police should be able to figure it out right? Oh, yeah. She started making those when we were in high school. They would have told you. This girl came by our house and dropped off my invitation and plane ticket.
TEXT || MICKENZI
KENZI: People get hurt and stuff if we don't do stuff... I think? IDK. IDK anymore.
KENZI: I don't think so? I like her plenty, even if she shouts a lot and tries to climb out the window after she cums. Yeah, after she punched my pregnant gf. It was a weird time.
MICKEY: Well, if Ofelia is the only one that's gotten hurt so far and she did that herself, then why worry? Clearly whoever it is is just full of hot air.
MICKEY: ...That was way more information than I needed to know ever. Do you know how crazy you Mystery Inc. people seem to the rest of the world?
TEXT || MICKENZI
KENZI: It's way worse.
KENZI: Yeah... Ofc we do. We're like... A family or something. Even when I punched her in the face =/
MICKEY: But if you guys didn't do anything, how can there be blackmail?
MICKEY: Oh, I thought she was one of the ones you all pretended to like just because she's pretty. You punched her in the face?
TEXT || MICKENZI
KENZI: It's like.. World War Germany bad
KENZI: Um.. Ofelia almost died. Her blood was like.. All over me. I was more blood than I was Kenzi
MICKEY: Are you sure it's quite that bad?
MICKEY: Oh. Jeepers. Did you guys like her a lot or something?
TEXT || MICKENZI
KENZI: Yeah... and it ain't nice like what the mailman brings.
KENZI: Um.. If you asked me if I was alright instead, I would have said, nah.. I'm half left. 'Cause it's a pun.. I like puns.
MICKEY: ...Right. It's not. It's really bad.
MICKEY: Well, at least nothing too bad has happened right?
TEXT || MICKENZI
MICKEY: I heard you guys were being blackmailed...
MICKEY: Are you okay?
TEXT || BICKEY.
Bailey: I don't know really. God seriously? Who even does that. I drove past your house like 90 times trying to figure out if your parents knew or not!
Mickey: Did you do anything blackmail worthy? I don't know, my family I guess. Why didn't you go inside?
TEXT || BICKEY.
Bailey: I know. Kind of, but not really. We're being kind of blackmailed. Btw why didn't you have your phone while you are gone?
Mickey: Why are you being blackmailed? My mom has a strict no phones while traveling policy because she thinks we should experience as much as we can without being influenced by our life back home. I had to use the one computer at the dig site to email her every once in a while just so she knew I wasn't dead.
TEXT || BICKEY.
Bailey: Yeah! I know it's been really fucking crazy for awhile! That's great! Um, yay. That's so neat.
Mickey: That sounds crazy. Have you told the police?
TEXT || BICKEY.
Bailey: Crazy Mystery Inc stuff and someone sent me a creepy video of them going into your house. They told me to dig where that Cop died to see if you were down there but all I saw was dirt! I'm glad you're mostly okay! Oh my god!
Mickey: What? Someone went into my house? That's crazy. My family is okay, so obviously whoever it was didn't bother them. Yeah, I'm fine. I got to bring home some really cool pot sherds! And some cool rocks.
TEXT || BICKEY.
Bailey: Holy fucking shit! I was terrified! I thought you got kidnapped by a crazy person!!!!!!! I HAD TO DIG A HOLE AT NIGHT!
Mickey: Why would I have been kidnapped by a crazy person? Why did you dig a hole? I was fine. I might have contracted Zika, but I'm fine.