[jd8e]

im moving accounts.. new url will be posted later

[golfgalaxy]

legends say he’s still going higher

[neonprotagonist]

i was about to post “why is it so much more fun to sit on countertops than actual chairs and stuff” but i know why and here it is

you’re not SUPPOSED to sit on tables and floors and countertops and such but it’s rarely explicitly stated to be AGAINST THE RULES until after you’ve already done it so there’s this game of seeing how long you can get away with it

it also just feels more fun to sit in unorthodox ways and on unorthodox places

Primal Gargogyle Instinct Says Being Perched Atop Fixture…Good

Comfortable

[dankmemeuniversity]

[extragalacticy]

via Pinterest

[kuronorider]

We have to stop schod before he kills again

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[tranarchist]

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Deported to where?

[lmaonade]

haters will hate on me because they do not like me at all

[veeranger]

haters will see you and be like i dont really like that guy

[vah-siara]

Welp…….. Fuck me

[cornygirlfriend]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

This is weird but my favorite asmr video is a guy supposedly drawing and sketching the viewer and then when he shows the finished sketch its Obi Wan from Attack of the Clones

[rm-renfield]

any vampires who need permission 2 enter my house…..  u have my permission….  u wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog & wind?  u can do that…..  wanna drink my blood & take me away to ur big vampire castle?  alright friend, go for it

[finalfantasyvii]

[anonymous-asexual]

Your art reminds me of erika moen!! Very cool

Aw, thank you so much!! I’m quite fond of her art style, though I didn’t actually find her work until quite recently.

~Luna

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

the best jokes write themselves

[homestuckhaironstuff]

[iptrackers-deactivated20170514]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

SANS UNDERTALE

VERSUS 

KOOOOOMAAAAEEEDAAA DANGAN RONPA

BEGIN

[hip-hopgeek]

Sans:  You have to be a numb skull to Challenge the Sans man I’ll knock you out and make your whole world do a hand stand  I’m a monster and you’re not even a candidate Your jokes are somehow even  worse than your anime  a skeleTON of puns getting thrown at your head  If I had I had it my way you’d already be dead 

[bakurapika]

Geez, I must suck–to have suck bad luck to get stuck with this washed-up skeleton fuck.  Why would you dig around in the trash on the ground and pull out a weak unwilling worthless guy like me?

But I’ll accept this challenge. Finish this and we’ll see which fatalistic hoodie-wearing NPC can survive this killing game that you’ve set up for me. 

Pixels art’s an interesting style, you know? It adds oomph to a trial in a game or a show. But it’s best as a garnish–if you stick just to pixels, doesn’t that look like garbage? I mean, someone like me wouldn’t know how to judge it. But if you make a game, you should start with a budget. And if you reach that ultimate hope, if you balance art and writing on that threadlike tightrope, the logical thing is to keep making more with game whose writing will match or surpass. Or, relax and throw together a patch, if your creative team is a lazy dumbass.

So, it’s nice to meet you, Sans! I hope you’re not blowing smoke–I know you like puns, but you’re the butt of the joke.

[hip-hopgeek]

Sans: You’re luck’s run out no more fun  This play through is the genocidal run  Welcome to the underground its cold as the polar  Surrender now and suck on my boner sorry not sorry I forgot all your other raps  They were even weaker than my brother’s traps  You’re still just a student and I am the master Get ready to taste my Gaster Blaster!

[bakurapika]

Oof! What a hit. You sure you’re stronger than me? I think I just lost a whole single XP.  Thanks for throwing a bone, but next time, throw it faster–your Gaster Blaster strikes me more as a master disaster.  Kind of like your rhyme, your style’s simplistic Sure, you topped the charts as an indie statistic, but you’re being narcissistic Think you’ll win? From the start, that’s way too optimistic.

And that coming from me? With your chosen plot route, I can see your luck is about to run out.

And oh, what a pun! Think I’ll suck on your dong?  You talentless hack, listen, you’ve got that wrong!

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[deepsea-megafauna]

[cerastes]

*slips a Tumblrcoin in the bra of a remarkable lass at the strip club*

*the bouncer grabs me by my legs and hurls me at the speeding traffic*