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hcnnibal

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

hcnnibal

am i the problem

op are you a hobbit

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

sometimes when I teach my kids classes I tell them "today I'm mr evil" which means if I see them smile or laugh I'm going to beat them with a pool noodle. this simultaneously makes them behave much better and infinitely worse.

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

mr evil hates children and hates fun and hates sloppy martial arts. he's like if the grinch was a bond villain. my kids like him more than me.

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

the secret reason I do this is because sometimes I run out of energy to emote and I'm like hurrah an excuse to be monotone and blank faced

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maculategiraffe

it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

mollyjames

Oh, the urge to make a fool of yourself in an in game chatroom just to make a pretty girl laugh...

imonlyheretofollowyou

#me joining a vc while my girlfriend plays games with ppl just to giggle fruitily in the background

mollyjames

Oh, the urge to make a fool of yourself in an in game chatroom just to make a pretty girl laugh...

imonlyheretofollowyou

shalmonsdraws

it nectar time

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valtsv

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

valtsv

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

contemptible-scoundrel

[grainy photograph of someone's car keys in a running microwave] never kill yourself

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ramalamacreatures

HANDMADE Polymer clay Armadillo sculpture.

dickstolebyanalien

Walk Like No One Is Driving

magiiccats

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charl0ttan

i love being physically affectionate with my friendssss #myhugs #myheadbutts #mypats

lonestatus

hi! my name is 🦭! my job is play toys and shapes at the water factory! i get paid in fish. after a long day i like to unwind with my hobby, kissing and hugging my friends! which i also get paid in fish for!

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