jade

babygirl.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[wizardjpeg]

im on my behavior

[jdewst]

i think we can all agree that chriseva was endgame. despite what the show gave us or didnt, they didn’t build up chris and eva’s relationship to throw it away in the last few minutes rather than let them end up together like it should’ve been. petition to, from this day on, pretend that last bit never happened and chriseva is happy out there somewhere, because we all know they are our endgame

[jdewst]

sex ed season two feedback

SPOILERS AHEAD!

okay this is literally just for me to vent my feelings about the show but

maeve and elsie getting closer? the actual purest relationship in the entire show please give us more

i know jean is trying her best but i just. cannot like her. 

rahim is actual baby im going feral

look i understand why everyone loves adam and that he is trying to be better and i’m proud of him for that but eric deserves to be with someone who truly appreciates him and is fully proud to be with him

i’ve never liked ola and otis, send tweet.

viv and jackson’s whole thing >>>

the dog!

even though i’m waiting for maeve/otis endgame, i think it was good that they took time for themselves

steve is good

i want to protect aimee with my whole entire being. she’s been through so much and i’m so proud of her 

i really liked watching ola and lily’s friendship blossom

the scene of the girls talking about (quote) “non-consensual p*nises” was so fucking powerful. not enough shows speak about topics like this with such urgency and importance

speaking of, the entire girl solidarity? that is what i’m Talking About

isaac and maeve’s friendship really came through for us

i would die for ms. sands

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

everyone who is replying to this with some variety of “that’s just how life is”

no

your parents fucked up and should not have treated you that way

they were wrong and you should say it

[techmomma]

This includes implied ugliness.

you need to lose weight

you’ll attract more boys if

you’re wearing that?

i wouldn’t wear that

this will flatter you more

you should wear more makeup

[jdewst]

i think we can all agree that chriseva was endgame. despite what the show gave us or didnt, they didn’t build up chris and eva’s relationship to throw it away in the last few minutes rather than let them end up together like it should’ve been. petition to, from this day on, pretend that last bit never happened and chriseva is happy out there somewhere, because we all know they are our endgame

[unclefather]

and i think to myself…. what a wonderful worm

[cherryseltzer]

[anshelinasholie]

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

[lucifer]

[thebootydiaries]

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

[thebootydiaries]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

[thebootydiaries]

me: *pretends to be a stone cold bitch*

also me: *cries when I think about kids who sit by themselves at lunch*

[adampvrrish]

like literally there's comfort in the bottom of a swimming pool

[wereralph]

my body after drowning in the six flags wavepool again

[honeystrum-deactivated20170904]

who is traitor joe

[matzahball]

and what did he do :/

[gothicprep]

[marshmalllow]

Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

when somebody asks you what your talents are: