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kraken @ canucks | 04.26.22

[jdickys]

text || JD

hails: and yet here i am, sexless and getting take out.

jason: that's nice to know 🤠

[jdickys]

𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 ⇢ 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚 😍

romee: mm yeah you're right

romee: screw them. just tell them to get someone else to do it. you're busy 🙄

jason: 🫡

[jdickys]

𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 ⇢ 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚 😍

romee: you should be used to the things you gotta catch for the gram by now.. you're my personal camera man for the weekend smh

romee: that.. that's the reason

jason: that's different, that's all you married me for

jason: but these random people keep asking and it's annoying

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𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 ⇢ 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚 😍

romee: you're not so at least you're unique

romee: who gives a shit what others are wearing

romee: i just have to pretend like i do

jason: a girl asked me to take a video of her just looking around and pointing. i'm confused

jason: why am i here 🧍🏻‍♂️

[jdickys]

𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 ⇢ 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚 😍

romee: ok who got you high ?? are you seeing double ????

romee: cause baby no

jason: everyone's wearing like the same shit

jason: the same hats, clothes, hair is the same

[jdickys]

text || JD

hails: YOU'RE WELCOME BESTIE 💛💛💛💛💛

hails: smart man, i need to get me a deal like that

jason: genius idea right? i'm sure a billion men would be there to take that deal

[jdickys]

𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 ⇢ 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚 😍

jason: i don't get this whole thing

jason: everyone's dressed the same

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𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 ⇢ 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚 😍

romee: you did. BUT NOT OFTEN ENOUGH

romee: you sure enough showed people last night though 🙃 watch them try to say a single bad word about you and we'll just show 'em the video of that goal

jason: damn do i suck that bad?

jason: "remember that one time i was useful" :)

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text || JD

hails: you are now aware of it.

hails: 😂 i feel like that whole sentence now makes you a hybrid between a pet and a child.

jason: thanks for the heads up

jason: if i behave i get laid, i'm not gonna fuck that up

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text || JD

hails: i'll let u pretend it was for ur gorgeous wife, but we all know it was for me, your official bestie

hails: scoring aside, thanks for housing me and letting me annoy you for three whole days.

jason: i wasn't aware we were best friends

jason: no problem, it was really all romee. i just do what i'm told so i get fed 3 meals a day and get to sleep in a bed

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𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 ⇢ 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚 😍

romee: i'm still at a loss for words tbh

jason: apparently people are surprised i could do that

jason: i thought i did killer shit with the stars but i guess not 🤡

[jdickys]

𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 ⇢ 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚 😍

romee: trust me, i'm watching nothing else.

romee: you know me

jason: what a fucking night

[jdickys]

text || JD

hails: LOOK AT U, OUT THERE, KICKING ASS AND SCORING A GOAL FOR YOUR BESTIE!!!

jason: 🤨

[jdickys]

haileybaldwin: #18!!! LET'S GO!!!!

jdickinson_11: 😎 @haileybaldwin

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𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 ⇢ 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚 😍

romee: STOP 😭

romee: I'LL BE DOWN THERE OKAY

jason: you better keep watchin that clock 😤

jason: good