god belss amereica

i am jeanna

[mazzew]

[knowyournewmeme]

FIrst law of robotics: they can’t cum

[bugghosts-deactivated20170702]

[haida-official]

[sicktekkers-deactivated20150829]

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

Open Rp

hi im rachael ray!!! free sample?

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

Rachel, your food tasts worse than dirt. You are a mere insect beneath my heel, the heel of a true Food Network star. You wouldn’t last a minute in my Cutthroat Kitchen. I would rather eat the gum off of my shoe than even look at the pathetic facsimile of a meal you have brought to me.

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

hey lol

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

F-flay! I didn’t see you there! Pardon my outburst towards our good friend Rachel. It was only meant as a friendly joke between chefs. *Pulls Rachel Ray out of Bobby Flay’s earshot* I will gut you and feed you to my dog.

[bent-duck]

*breaks down the door* its me goku

[jeannahehe]

piss

Really.

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[nevver]

[mabelsguidetolife]

wow, this movie theater really doesn’t like logan……… whoever that is :///

[brisbone]

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

[durbikins]

@anti-milk tumblr

wtf do u dunk your cookies in????

[seijass]

[leahjosselyn-deactivated2022031]

[lesteslayss]

BlockD and reported. Yo wtf

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

I’m gonna be sick!

[darkskinloverboy]

@iona-at

[grandpaq]

Bruh Nahhh 😫

[rickfuckingdalton]

[newkidsonmycock16]

[erarg]

kellogg’s pulled their advertising from britebart and this stupid image made in retaliation has no right being this funny

[prom-night-dumpster-baby]

[pettycentral]

[radracer]

[radracer]

Volvo 343

[lasturlontheleft]

At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied “dark white”

[gasdgsdgsdg]