Jeb

26 | Multimedia Designer | Catss | Knitting | Drawing | Hair

[motherhenna]

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats?

[jebbyrae]

... but I’m in bed?

[romeomontvgue-deactivated201902]

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

[anxietypower]

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

[varietyblr]

[backseat-burner]

same energy:

[aarronoconner]

[v3lv3t3lvis]

a very informational flowchart

[ekjohnston]

this is beautiful

[tastefullyoffensive]

[call-me-when-you-are-high]

[uglyrad]

no one cared who i was until i put on the mask

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

[throwing-lego]

this is a giraffe

[bloomflowersbloom]

[thebootydiaries]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they've been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn't you prevent vietnam?

[jebbyrae]

You did it.

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[kittensinswimmingpool-blog]

Hi

[virtueofjoy-blog]

Wtf why does this work???

[jessyulrich]

I need some money so….

[isittimetoknit]

Maybe this will help me get better tips on delivery tonight

[deejay]

[beythanosdggdf]

When you get the all of the infinity stones and people say you cheated

[beythanosdggdf]

[spice5girls]

Merry Christmas

[cmcniz]

Spice up ur fucking life

[angie-labaddie]

I know its not christmas yet but im feeling 90s nostolgic asf today lol

[sandandglass]

[death-by-lulz]

Marge is such a great mom

[thebootydiaries]

what i actually said: i forgot

what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

[glitterweave]

[eldensage]

WHO HAS THIS KIND OF TIME IM GONNA SCREAM YALL