the REAL OFFICIAL Jebediah Kerman @jebediah-kerman-from-ksp - Tumblr Blog

Jebediah Kerman did not graduate at the top of his class and become the first kerbal to land on the moon in a capsule made of duct tape and snack wrappers for you absolute maniacs to come out here and claim that Kerbin is flat.

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actually i did.

i did all these things and more explicitly so Billy-Joe Kerman from Liberty-and-Justice, Kerbalabama to tell me that he debunked "globe-headed liberal agenda" because "water always finds its level" or some crackpottery. it makes me smile to see such forward-minded thinkers who will improve the Kerbal Space Program with their insights.

obvious slash jay, ya dweebs. i am in agreement with op

#ksp #kerbal space program #jebediah kerman

hbmmaster

genuinely hate the way people respond to comments I post on youtube videos but probably not enough to stop posting youtube comments. but it is extremely annoying

hbmmaster

I don't think I've been able to post a comment on a video in years without a "what are you doing here?" or "wow, it's jan misali!" or some other completely useless non-response. often multiple people doing it on the same comment. what compels people to do this

hbmmaster

like legitimately what are they trying to communicate. "I know who you are"? why would I care, why would anyone care. who are you talking to

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wow, look! it's jan misali, on Tumblr Dot Com? on the blog I followed explicitly to keep up with you and your videos when YouTube fails to notify me, and to experience more of your unique sense of humor? What a Wacky Coincidence!! it's such an honor or something to see you outside of the context I expect to see you in. can you sign the forehead of my newborn?

edit to the post: it's not letting me unqueue the post, but I can still edit it. it's only now that I realize this is my gimmick side blog. frick. how do . the button is not working.

i mean. uh. hello there, jan misali. it's me, Jebediah Kerman, pilot and kerbonaut from the hit game Kerbal Space Program. your videos are chillax actually. if you can believe it, you're part of my inspiration or something. seeing you on tumblr is wacky. tell you what. next time you're at the KSC, you get 40% off the next autograph you order from me, capische? hey, start making KSP videos and I can get that to 45%.

sm64mario

'Mario! You'a can't be so prideful!'

I' acan do anything i want

I can long jump

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I'a can ground pound too!

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i'a can do so many things.............

the'a power surging through my'a veins!

my'a pixelated, heavily compress'a veins!

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but above all else i'a can be kind

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no

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L + ratio + no S3 KS-25 "Vector" Liquid Fuel Engine + forgot ladders, Italian plumber. my phenomenal game drops to $10 on Steam biannually and is DRM free. plus it indoctrinates hapless physics and science nerds into switching their entire career and contributing to the field of space exploration. you could buy an entire RT-5 "Flea" Solid Fuel Booster and break the sound barrier with the cash you're asking for your games nowadays.

i'm joking of course my guy. the Mario games are an inspiration to the entire video game industry, and you're bound to be respected as the star player, dude. regardless of how many ladders you remembered to put on your landers, you'll get your fair share of respect from me

unfortunately your new games are like Holy Frick Expensive so i am not gonna be buying them unless you're throwing in free autographs so I can resell at an upcharge later

#jebediah kerman #Mario #i don't know what to tag this #relativistic gimmick blog impact #gimmick blog lithobraking #rapid unplanned crossover episode

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I've been playing a lot of kerbal space program recently. it's great. those dumbfucks really know how to crash a rocket. unfortunately my glorious prince jedediah died pretty early on :(

if anyone knows how to resurrect him please let me know. i miss him every day. same with valentina (both of them died before I knew how to revert)

bob's okay tho, just stranded on the mun atm, and bills just hanging out at the space center

jebediah-kerman-from-ksp

hey buddy. fun fact: with default settings, "crew respawn" is turned on, and after some period of time all killed crew respawn. if this setting is turned off, crew do not respawn.

however this doesn't mean it's particularly pleasant to be in an aerospace accident, even if i respawn, so i am gonna have to ask you to remember parachutes, fins, and heat shields next time you send me up, mkay?