Woe is Me

She/Her I make music sometimes, quittertalk.bandcamp.com https://tinyurl.com/Quittertalk

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

Learning to drive again after car accident related PTSD is very fucking hard, but also, I've reframed a lot of the driving experience to be way cooler than you guys pretend it is.

I'm not "driving a 2008 Pontiac", this is my Mechanized Transport.

I'm not "checking my gas gauge and buckling my seatbelt", I'm performing a pre-operational check to make sure all systems are go.

I'm not "getting gas", I'm refueling the reactor.

Sometimes you can't reframe something as safe, so instead, you must reframe it as fun.

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

"You should run your ideas by chat gpt"

Yeah, and you should run your fuckin leg through a woodchipper.

[mino2aur]

saw fans, on their hands and knees: please please please focus on the established beloved characters of this franchise

saw: The year is 1910 anf youve been invited to the lab of Dr. Bartholomew Crazy

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

Me: I'm getting my driver's license

My therapist: *happy therapist noises*

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[sandmanalone]

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

Just spent some time cleaning up my altar to add on some gifts from a friend.

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

My dear porcelain throne.

Forgive me for what I must do.

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

Okay, whatever, but have you considered that some of us are Eivor Wolf-Kissed of the Raven Clan, and that we've come to take your silver!?

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

AH!

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

Hey, in case anyone was wondering, here's the list of criminal activity allegedly (or definitely) committed by Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

I was explaining Assassin's Creed lore to my husband, and he goes: "Oh, so it's like an Ancient Aliens Forrest Gump?"

🦖

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life