Woe is Me

She/Her I make music sometimes, quittertalk.bandcamp.com https://tinyurl.com/Quittertalk

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[sandmanalone]

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

Just spent some time cleaning up my altar to add on some gifts from a friend.

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

My dear porcelain throne.

Forgive me for what I must do.

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

Okay, whatever, but have you considered that some of us are Eivor Wolf-Kissed of the Raven Clan, and that we've come to take your silver!?

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

AH!

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

Hey, in case anyone was wondering, here's the list of criminal activity allegedly (or definitely) committed by Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

I was explaining Assassin's Creed lore to my husband, and he goes: "Oh, so it's like an Ancient Aliens Forrest Gump?"

🦖

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

Don't talk to cops.

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

I ate the four hotdogs dogs of the apocalypse last night and now I'm shitting fire. I've talked to the lab boys about it, and they assure me this is completely normal, and I will be in crippling pain for the next three days. I've been told that these hot dogs were clearly labeled as scientific equipment, and that the location I found them in was under a strict quarantine, which I felt was strange, but I figured that was for the employees and therefore didn't apply to the boss. Me. I'm the boss. I'll have the lab boys crunch some numbers and see how quickly we can stop the diarrhea if we use lasers and other gizmos.

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

Today I went to the ENT and had my ears cleaned and this motherfucker (real nice guy, super friendly) shoves a vacuum in my head and pulls out a ball of wax the size of Arkansas. It was like giving birth through the ear, but unlike the miracle of life, I'm not proud of what I created.

[fullyautomaticassaulthammer]

"FINALLY, I HAVE BUILT A HIGH QUALITY SUBMACHINE GUN. THE ZONE IS MINE"

*killed by boars*