Jedi Court Jester

Sammie | 27 | she/they somehow both an Anakin AND an Obi-Wan apologist

[jebiknights]

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"You chaotic jetii nutcase." - @ann-i-inthestars

Quick Facts

My name is Sammie!

She/they, but really any pronouns will do :P

I am queer, the url is a pun, not just a near canon url

I am also polyam as hell, and this shows in how I interact with shipping and fandom

This blog is nsfw. I don't post nsfw stuff very often but I am also bad at gaging what would warrant a nsfw tag, so be aware of that

This is not my main blog, I follow from bisexualdinahlance, and I like to bookmark sorry lol

I am not K*lo R*n friendly, I'm largely Disney canon sequels era unfriendly in general (aside from a few characters), but especially KR.

I am a cloneshipper! I will do my best for those who do not support cloneshipping to tag it with #clone shipping or #clonecest for blacklisting purposes. I get that it's not everyone's thing.

I try to be diligent about tagging in general, let me know if you need something specific tagged, I'll try and accommodate!

My main ships are Rexwalker, Anikix, Jessix, Anidala, Jangobi, Quinobi, Blyla, and Cody/Not Being a Side Character In His Own Relationship (also CodyWolffe). I ship a kark ton of things actually, but I'm not making an entire post about it. Feel free to ask!

While there are definitely ships I am against whole heartedly, I can be talked into a lot of ships if they're situationally funny enough

Tag/Fic Round-Up

#comm chatter - pretty much any original post I make from general shit to headcanons

#flimsi tag - this is my writing tag, where I post my fics, and also sometimes posts about wip

#fic rec/#sw fic rec - my tag for fics I've reblogged, I have used both but use the first more

Repeat After Me (Ani5 Accidental Marriage)

by your leave (Aaylakin praise kink, nsfw)

Where Do We Begin (Anikix soulmate au, part 2 will be nsfw)

Catch Me I'm Fallin' (Rexwalker Pirates AU)

[benoitblanc]

leia organa truly has one of the best bait-and-switch character introductions of all time because when you meet her she's this brave, stoic picture of elegance and justice and always knows just what to say to vader and tarkin and is clad in white like an angel and is this perfect two-dimensional archetype of pureness of heart. and then approximately half an hour later into the film she meets luke and han and she IMMEDIATELY shows her true colors as a sarcastic, bitchy control freak with a massive impulsive streak and a deep mine of hyperspecific insults. 10/10 character design i'm obsessed with her

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[jebiknights]

Learning I no longer have the patience for a lot of classic obi wan tropes anymore 😴

[gaytanic-panic]

[jebiknights]

Old man luke updated and low-key debating getting back into Star wars

[awesomebutunpractical]

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

[rexanidalaweek]

Rexanidala Week

This event will run from May 17th to May 23rd. For rules and guides, please see the pinned post.

You can pick one of the three prompts, or mix two of them, or do a different fic for each prompt. You can even mix from different days. The world is your oyster. In fact, I encourage it! If you don't like any of them, there's a set at the bottom as 'free space' prompts. You also don't actually have to do the prompts same day.

If anyone's inclined to make a fun visual calendar for this, feel free! Graphic Design is not my passion.

Day 1: May 17th - Soulmate AU - Body Swap - Mistaken Identity

Day 2: May 18th - Time Travel - Heists - "Don't freak out. Yes, we started a war, but- BUT- we ended it in the same week."

Day 3: May 19th - Pirate AU - Political Prisoner - Bodyguard AU

Day 4: May 20th - Fantasy - Wedding - Flower Language

Day 5: May 21st - Roleswap - Coming Out - Dancing

Day 6: May 22nd - No order 66/No war/War cut short - Accidental Baby Acquisition - Grief/Mourning

Day 7: May 23rd - Omegaverse - Different First Meeting - "I appreciate the vote of completely misplaced confidence."

Free Space: Any Day - Renaissance Fairs - Coparenting C-3PO and R2-D2 - Cultural Differences

[deathstars]

so much could have been improved in the sequels if kylo ren hadn’t been force sensitive

[deathstars]

no wait think about it. kylo ren not being force sensitive, but so desperate to be so he’s willing to do anything. he feels cheated out of his grand destiny, his powers that his mother and uncle (and cousin?) have. give me the story on the entitlement towards the force. it would have shown that the force is beyond biological, it always has been. it would have given a better reason for kylo ren to “fall to the dark side”, so desperate for a connection to the force that he plays the part of a dark sider, swinging a cracking red lightsaber around with no finesse or training, killing hoping that it will push him further into a dark side of the force he cannot feel. it would have given a reason for him to hate han; that because han isn’t force sensitive, it’s his fault that kylo isn’t either. kylo’s character would have been stronger because his choices would have been his own, instead of whatever whisper dream manipulations they were in canon. his evil has nothing to do with the force, but an entitled man trying to claim a power he believes is his by birthright.

this would have foiled perfectly with finn, too- one is a child born to the most powerful force sensitives in the galaxy who cannot feel the force. and finn is a child who was taken from his family, forced into soldier-hood, who feels such a deep and powerful connection to himself and the force that he breaks free. kylo ren, seething and entitled trying to claim a destiny and power that just aren’t his, and finn, who has suffered at kylo’s actions and still connected to the powerful light inside of him. the “nobody” hero of the sequels who has the power of the force and the legacy-born villain who doesn’t.

[gratefulturbot]

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

[phoenixyfriend]

Does Captain Rex bleach his hair?

That blonde came from a bottle

All natural, just an accident of genetics

I don't care either way

I don't go here

Voting ended onDec 25, 2025

[rexsterss]

Codex Flash Exchange for @earlgreyci! Giving them some smoochin’.

[tobermoriansass]

One of the funniest phenomena in fandom is the way fans of a particular interpretation of a character or ship that dominates the fandom will always be the ones to get really whiny and upset at people who try to explore other interpretations of said character or ship. Like babes, you already have everything, you occupy every single space to the point of inescapability, what are you crying about.

[jebiknights]

"i love that we all agree on this fanon!" and then the fanon is a shitty take that just shows their internal biases towards specific characters and does nothing positive for the character they actually like

[phoenixyfriend]

Did/do Quinlan Vos and Obi-Wan Kenobi have a romantic/sexual relationship?

No, they are both celibate

No, one or both are straight

No, but not for either of the above reasons

Yes, they had a no strings FWB thing in their teens

Yes, they had a no strings FWB thing in their teens and twenties

Yes, they've had an on/off FWB thing since their teens, still going as of TCW

Yes, they have or had a no strings FWB thing, but it started later

Yes, they dated in their teens, but later broke up (sex optional)

Yes, they dated in their twenties, but later broke up (sex optional)

Yes, and they are still dating as of TWC (sex optional)

Kind of, their relationship is undefined and they refuse to explain

something else/I don't go here

Voting ended onOct 1, 2025

[phoenixyfriend]

Best Obi-Wan ship, go!

Satine Kryze (Star Crossed Lovers!)

Quinlan Vos (shenanigans abound)

Bail Organa (Breha's there too)

Maul Opress (love and hate are two sides of the same coin)

Jango Fett (those forearms are scandalous, sir)

Alpha-17 (Obi-Wan if you don't shut up he will make you)

Siri Tachi (first love!)

Padme Amidala (she's been eyeing this man for years)

Mace Windu (oh good, it's finally not weird to hit on you)

Owen Lars and Beru Whitesun (let's all be sad in the desert. together)

Luminara Unduli (ngl I'm not sure what the vibe is but I like it)

Dexter Jettster (best hug in the gffa)

Voting ended onOct 1, 2025

[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

In essence, the argument that Satine Kryze destroyed Mandalorian culture boils down to an overly simplistic perspective which reduces Mandalorian culture to violence and warmongering. The vitriol directed at Satine for “destroying” this stems from the fact that what she actually destroyed was the romanticised macho warrior fantasy which may be said to form the basis of many Star Wars fans’ obsession with Mandalorians. This fantasy is symptomatic of a wider obsession in Western media with romanticised representations of warrior societies, such as Japanese samurai, ancient Greek Spartans, mediaeval knights, and Roman legionaries. However, these representations are themselves oversimplified, and gloss over the real impact of the violence these groups participated in and perpetuated in favour of focusing on arbitrary ideals like honour and glory, much like how the impact of the violence in Mandalore’s history is frequently glossed over in attempts to make Satine into the bad guy. In this essay, I will-