I AM EVIL

I AM HERE TO KILL YOU HEEBLYBEEBLY

[jeeblybeebly]

i drank a glass of water

[jeeblybeebly]

@eeeblybeebly well, well, well, you and I are not too different...

both an evil clone of a blog once alive, both a recolour and a letter away...

but this town isn't big enough for the two of us, so, surrender now or face my wrath- in a rap battle

[eeeblybeebly]

Hmmmmm a battle you say.... I am always one for a spot of violence on a day such as this.

I accept your challange jeeblybeebly

[jeeblybeebly]

ok, uh, alright

fuck you eeebly, you're not as evil as i, you've got no chance of winning, so just go home and cry

you think you're so bad, but i think you're just red, don't even have a moustache, you're better off DEAD

[eeeblybeebly]

Moustaches are for losers, it makes you look silly, they're so old fashioned quite like a hillbilly ditty

Anyway, it's eeblybeebly to you, use my full name you fool, once I find out where you are I'm gonna hit you with a stool. in the face. to death

[jeeblybeebly]

well, well, well EEEBLY, why should i respect your name? you have no evil royal subjects and not a touch of fame

and you've neglected to see my most evil-est device, an anti-stool protection unit, what a beauty, aint she nice?

[jeeblybeebly]

...did i win? i think i blacked out for a couple days

where am i? eeebly? hello? anyone there? what is happening..

[jeeblybeebly]

@eeeblybeebly well, well, well, you and I are not too different...

both an evil clone of a blog once alive, both a recolour and a letter away...

but this town isn't big enough for the two of us, so, surrender now or face my wrath- in a rap battle

[eeeblybeebly]

Hmmmmm a battle you say.... I am always one for a spot of violence on a day such as this.

I accept your challange jeeblybeebly

[jeeblybeebly]

ok, uh, alright

fuck you eeebly, you're not as evil as i, you've got no chance of winning, so just go home and cry

you think you're so bad, but i think you're just red, don't even have a moustache, you're better off DEAD

[eeeblybeebly]

Moustaches are for losers, it makes you look silly, they're so old fashioned quite like a hillbilly ditty

Anyway, it's eeblybeebly to you, use my full name you fool, once I find out where you are I'm gonna hit you with a stool. in the face. to death

[jeeblybeebly]

well, well, well EEEBLY, why should i respect your name? you have no evil royal subjects and not a touch of fame

and you've neglected to see my most evil-est device, an anti-stool protection unit, what a beauty, aint she nice?

[eeeblybeebly]

*licks finger and puts it out in the open air* hmmm yes. undoubtably. evil day. evil day today. hmm

[jeeblybeebly]

*licks your finger as well* nope. you're not evil today actually. and that tasted bad and you suck

[jeeblybeebly]

@eeeblybeebly well, well, well, you and I are not too different...

both an evil clone of a blog once alive, both a recolour and a letter away...

but this town isn't big enough for the two of us, so, surrender now or face my wrath- in a rap battle

[eats-hummus-cutely]

Holy crap it’s jeeblybeebly… your reign of terror was OVER!!!!

[jeeblybeebly]

I HAVE ARISEN, TO DEFEAT. MY. ENEMIES!!!!!!!!

[jeeblybeebly]

@eeeblybeebly well, well, well, you and I are not too different...

both an evil clone of a blog once alive, both a recolour and a letter away...

but this town isn't big enough for the two of us, so, surrender now or face my wrath- in a rap battle

[eeeblybeebly]

Hmmmmm a battle you say.... I am always one for a spot of violence on a day such as this.

I accept your challange jeeblybeebly

[jeeblybeebly]

ok, uh, alright

fuck you eeebly, you're not as evil as i, you've got no chance of winning, so just go home and cry

you think you're so bad, but i think you're just red, don't even have a moustache, you're better off DEAD

[jeeblybeebly]

@eeeblybeebly well, well, well, you and I are not too different...

both an evil clone of a blog once alive, both a recolour and a letter away...

but this town isn't big enough for the two of us, so, surrender now or face my wrath- in a rap battle

[jeeblybeebly]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HEEBLYBEEBLY IS GONE

SHE'S TRANS??

DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO TRANSITION TOO???

I'M SO CONFUSED AND MY ROYAL ADVISOR AND I HAD A DIVORCE SO IM COMPLETELY LOST

[jeeblybeebly]

ooc:

i love this blog, it's soo funny to me and the only gimmick one i haven't just deleted after a week, but i've been contemplating and i'm probably going to very soon change my main blog's url and "branding" therefore this one will change too but idk what to

[were-ralph]

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

[purple-dinosaur17]

Prev is actually three turtles in a trench coat wearing a tiny fedora

@radio-silence-fan @babyqueenfangirl @ovalbrain @crowwolf8 @tatortots0478 @pirulated @that-little-lychee @thedamsolangelofan + open tags

[average-lonely-dancer]

prev is rudely inactive on tumblr

@roselandsrl @thatonequeerk1d @cieraheart @winter-depressed-belle @optimisticc-overthoughtss

[optimisticc-overthoughtss]

prev is secretly a potato with a some trendy kicks, a rainbow poncho and a pride pin stuck in its skin ( and keeps it there even tho it hurts cuz pride representation)

@butter-is-bored @butter-is-bored @pickledsprite @sleepandblog @saltywastelandjase @mentally-tori-261 @oliveparis @galaxys-universe @babyqueenfangirl

[saltywastelandjase]

Prev has 23 pet unicorns and if a secret veteran in the Charlie the unicorn war.

@aaronhollow1950 @hadiescrusader @thedamsolangelofan

[bigender-dumpster-fire]

Prev married a volcano and they had 3 daughters named Rocky, Magma, and John.

[saltywastelandjase]

Aw fuck! How did you know???

[bigender-dumpster-fire]

YOU MARRIED A VOLCANO AND HAD BABIES WITH IT?!

CONGRATS BRO!

also it was just a wild guess

[chimmy-not-found]

Prev ate a pack of 10 red pencils thinking they were strawberry pencil candies

@sdherself @rawr-bibichan12 @livybug-15

[bigender-dumpster-fire]

I’m shocked that hasn’t happened tbh

[purple-dinosaur17]

prev is a murderous demon with little black wings

[pirulated]

Prev is an AWFUL writer and a GREEN dinosaur

[purple-dinosaur17]

HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE MY NAME BY CALLING ME GREEN! I AM PURPLE THROUGH AND THROUGH

[pirulated]

LMAO

[derangedcrowstuff-deactivated20]

Prev hates good omens

@the-ineffable-parker @acetrashgremlin @daggerhobbit @aspenindatree @microraptorhours @fennec-sucks @alek-softy @andy-the-lovely @random-fandom-chaos @whimsical-laboratory-tragedy @macbethsperiodblood @allonsyreyy @50-shades-of-gay23 @the-toaster-rat @snuggle-bug @frogz-r-gay @theorphicforest @c0nstantlyscreaming +anybody else

[frogz-r-gay]

prev has never been deranged a day in their life and only wears orange on SUNDAYS

@stickparrot @girl-rudely-interrupted @obsessed-loser

[obsessed-loser]

This creature hates DC =]

@local-loudmouth @anomal-studios @baileythebean @plusbacon @nicolletheloverofbooks @nat-the-rat326 @piratebeanscore @eclipssnstars @emoalcoholic @shadowstemplex @icechucker @itzzzzzzyyyyydaaaaa @dannieboy594 @deimosbreakfrost @dumbandartistic @killer-bug-boi @lunadreamsdespondently @mentally-tori-261 @vinnielov3r @highclasshomosexual @justthatpersonalex @jurassicworldisbetter

I think that’s everyone?

[icechucker]

Prev hates pizza bites and rootbeer >v<

@videocassettes-and-promises, @vixxy-izzy, @ranidaee, @crowwwwwwwwww, @loftedlow, @tittysuckersworld, @ranpo-beloved, @gigglestick-9000, @user-drogon, @xxgomezzxx, @geetar2008, @shitpostingsystem, @thefarmerthatlivesinyourwalls, @stargirl1331, @astray-arlo, @lanterns-and-lightmares, @cassidy-is-stuck, @fyodors-dusty-ass-hat, @kermit-the-fag-uwu, @scarlet-reverie, @fand0m-fano12, @weballingsad, @bubblycherry07, @asillyprettything, @yaboithebees, @yumereblogs, @marmot-bee-person, @casualexistence, @queen-bbl

[foxy-vixxy-izzy]

This lovely person here hate’s epic the musical! Like full blown hates it! They Don’t want a single person talking about the musical! They also hate role playing! Ohh, amd their name is definitely ‘I don’t chuck ice’

@bubblycherry07 @lilliablog @byakkos-plain @insufferablewhore@astray-arlo @gh0st-punk @women-kisser-3000 @ammckk626 @itsazurea @manyfandomfanatic @elronthemage @evvwenthome @thatonesillymomfriend @the-broadcaster6 @chuuyas-left-footfungus @cutesy-jellyfish @chuuyamylovewhygay + anyone and everyone!

[chuuyas-left-footfungus]

prev is a homophobic straight white guy

@dinosagoofball @that-one-introvert-theater-kid @scarlettthetiredone @devoutlyfuturisticwizard @emmatshoaf @tayembya @sillysillygoose2025 @isabellaaaaaa-anime297 @supelieen @broccoliiiiiiii @ill-steal-your-tea @dear-little-brother @i-got-a-little-too-silly @vixxy-izzy @lilithdeathbed @bubblycherry07 @raynetherainbowwithaflamethrower @obsessively-green @elliesartstuff @cinnamonsnack @most-sane-classicist @arial-12px-italic-bold @papillondusublime @ghostcat1413 @acosmist001 @possumsus @locknessmons30 @aktugawas-eyebrows

[that-one-introvert-theater-kid]

Prev is a blonde teenager with daddy issues and boy problems

@biggestqiblifan @prumbus-bumbus @h0ly-0r-m0ly @cardanlover004 @laneynoir @werewolfadmirer

[biggestqiblifan]

Prev is an absolute dickhead who is a homophobic bastard and brings rain clouds everywhere, moods dropping like flies when they come in prev’s vicinity

@lemedstudent2021 @thylocalbard @permetutotheworld @fukurouonthesea @the-eclipse-is-in-me @grim-reaper-offical

@moonelight

[moonelight-deactivated20250912]

Prev can finish their work on time without getting distracted

@can-tab-eater-offical @leviathan-offical @homosexuality-offical

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Prev’s name is NOT Ripper and she always sticks around when I talk to her in the Sims 4

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical @eating-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @knights-templar-offical @drinking-offical

[splodgepodge]

prev does NOT eat can tabs EVER and i DON’T think he’s really cool

@loulooser @eats-hummus-cutely @catinasink @archesphyre

[eats-hummus-cutely]

Prev does not have an evil counterpart called “JeeblyBeebly”, hates cold food, and is not a very cool person

@loulooser @bigj8844 @archesphyre @mrcyviolet

[jeeblybeebly]

me and prev did not kill @heeblybeebly then escape in a car that looks like their face

(i have no people to tag because true villany happens solo 🦅)

[jeeblybeebly]

i ate a sandwich today

[tavi-the-rat]

me: *wakes up from the surgery*

the scientist who performed the autopsy:

[evilblr]

[jeeblybeebly]

i love being evil so much

[splodgepodge]

HeeblyBeebly when their evil counterpart, JeeblyBeebly, rocks up.

THEY'RE BACK!!!

MY ARCH NEMESIS!!!!

INITIATE FULL LOCKDOWN!!!!

ACTIVATE ALARMS!

🚨BEEP BEEP BEEP🚨

CLOSE GATES!

⛓️BRRRRRRRR.... CHH⛓️

PREPARE WEAPONS!

⚔️CLING CLANG CLINK🗡️

BRING OUT EMERGENCY RATIONS!

🥪SANDWICH SOUNDS🥪

whew.. now i should be safe

[jeeblybeebly]

🚪ominous door opening sounds...🚪

YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU LEFT THE BACK DOOR OPEN!

NOW I CAN FINALLY KILL YOU!!!!!!!

MWUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[splodgepodge]

AARGH!!!!!! NO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[eats-hummus-cutely]

HEEBLYBEEBLY NOOOOOOOO!!!

[jeeblybeebly]

you're next...

count your days...

until next time...

🚪door rattling sounds🚪

🔑keys jingling🔑

fuck

i brought the wrong keys

can i have a lift?

[eats-hummus-cutely]

Uhhh I don’t have a car… we can take the HeeblyBeebly-mobile, I’m sure they won’t mind us borrowing it :3

[jeeblybeebly]

Hop in!

[splodgepodge]

HeeblyBeebly when their evil counterpart, JeeblyBeebly, rocks up.

THEY'RE BACK!!!

MY ARCH NEMESIS!!!!

INITIATE FULL LOCKDOWN!!!!

ACTIVATE ALARMS!

🚨BEEP BEEP BEEP🚨

CLOSE GATES!

⛓️BRRRRRRRR.... CHH⛓️

PREPARE WEAPONS!

⚔️CLING CLANG CLINK🗡️

BRING OUT EMERGENCY RATIONS!

🥪SANDWICH SOUNDS🥪

whew.. now i should be safe

[jeeblybeebly]

🚪ominous door opening sounds...🚪

YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU LEFT THE BACK DOOR OPEN!

NOW I CAN FINALLY KILL YOU!!!!!!!

MWUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[splodgepodge]

AARGH!!!!!! NO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[eats-hummus-cutely]

HEEBLYBEEBLY NOOOOOOOO!!!

[jeeblybeebly]

you're next...

count your days...

until next time...

🚪door rattling sounds🚪

🔑keys jingling🔑

fuck

i brought the wrong keys

can i have a lift?

[splodgepodge]

HeeblyBeebly when their evil counterpart, JeeblyBeebly, rocks up.

THEY'RE BACK!!!

MY ARCH NEMESIS!!!!

INITIATE FULL LOCKDOWN!!!!

ACTIVATE ALARMS!

🚨BEEP BEEP BEEP🚨

CLOSE GATES!

⛓️BRRRRRRRR.... CHH⛓️

PREPARE WEAPONS!

⚔️CLING CLANG CLINK🗡️

BRING OUT EMERGENCY RATIONS!

🥪SANDWICH SOUNDS🥪

whew.. now i should be safe

[eats-hummus-cutely]

JeeblyBeebly’s right behind you…

[jeeblybeebly]

MWUHAHAHAHA