Im EVIL

I steal candy from babies AND small businesses. I ain’t talking about wallmart.

[diesaur]

Welcome to evil burger home of the evil burger may I take your life

[une-croquette]

there r literally billions of reels u could have seen b4 u die but instead u wasted ur life being with those u love.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY

[who-let-the-gods-outt-deactivat]

*KILL!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!! KILL*

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[diseases-for-center-control]

If you worry nobody wants to be with you, don't. Diseases always want to be with you 💜

[vita-min-bunniii]

you are like if two people had a child

[vita-min-bunniii]

"ill pay you with my body"

in THIS economy ?? okay Dude give me your best lung

[sizzlingcandyjellyfish]

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

[melancholic-whimsy]

i am Evil

[jeeblybeebly]

@eeeblybeebly well, well, well, you and I are not too different...

both an evil clone of a blog once alive, both a recolour and a letter away...

but this town isn't big enough for the two of us, so, surrender now or face my wrath- in a rap battle

[eeeblybeebly]

Hmmmmm a battle you say.... I am always one for a spot of violence on a day such as this.

I accept your challange jeeblybeebly

[jeeblybeebly]

ok, uh, alright

fuck you eeebly, you're not as evil as i, you've got no chance of winning, so just go home and cry

you think you're so bad, but i think you're just red, don't even have a moustache, you're better off DEAD

[eeeblybeebly]

Moustaches are for losers, it makes you look silly, they're so old fashioned quite like a hillbilly ditty

Anyway, it's eeblybeebly to you, use my full name you fool, once I find out where you are I'm gonna hit you with a stool. in the face. to death

[jeeblybeebly]

@eeeblybeebly well, well, well, you and I are not too different...

both an evil clone of a blog once alive, both a recolour and a letter away...

but this town isn't big enough for the two of us, so, surrender now or face my wrath- in a rap battle

[eeeblybeebly]

Hmmmmm a battle you say.... I am always one for a spot of violence on a day such as this.

I accept your challange jeeblybeebly

[eeeblybeebly]

*licks finger and puts it out in the open air* hmmm yes. undoubtably. evil day. evil day today. hmm

[yokowan]

okay I'll bite

[vintxgemiseries]

there is something evil and transgender happening in the twenty one pilots fandom

[satan-offical]

Santa isn't real btw

It's your parents giving you presents

[cheaphalloweencostume]

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[kittybroker]

Huge torture enthusiast here to make your life and wallet miserable! Now going for only 4000 evil dollars!

[randomalienencounter]

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