typos have ruined my life

jess. she/her. i write fic and songs

[jeessss]

i don’t want to buy pham tier for the hr content i feel like i’m only obsessed with them a phriends amount at this particular moment in my life

[jeessss]

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a song inspired by shane and his conversation with his mom, lyrics below the cut

if you want I’ll become your automaton always on always everything to everyone make the grade make the play  always do just what you say

I’ll be good I’ll be fine I'll keep my toes straight in line and for a time even I’ll start to believe the lie but if you look on the back see my armors got some cracks

it turns out I've got a heart after all and it’s beating through my skin it’s burning up my self control it turns out I've got a heart after all and I can’t help it

he was bold he was loud how he loves to run his mouth but I'm drawn to the sound  like a song I can’t tune out and it didn’t mean a thing until he meant everything 

I found out I've got a heart after all cause when his hand’s upon my skin I feel it deep within my soul I found out I've got a heart after all and I can’t help it

but I tried oh god oh god I tried I tried I tried I tried I tried for my whole life and I tried to be your perfect normal guy but I can’t help it

when I’m down he is there smooths his hand over my hair

I found out that I have needs after all someone to love for my faults someone to kiss me make me whole it turns out that I've got a heart after all and I can’t help it 

[jeessss]

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a song inspired by shane and his conversation with his mom, lyrics below the cut

if you want I’ll become your automaton always on always everything to everyone make the grade make the play  always do just what you say

I’ll be good I’ll be fine I'll keep my toes straight in line and for a time even I’ll start to believe the lie but if you look on the back see my armors got some cracks

it turns out I've got a heart after all and it’s beating through my skin it’s burning up my self control it turns out I've got a heart after all and I can’t help it

he was bold he was loud how he loves to run his mouth but I'm drawn to the sound  like a song I can’t tune out and it didn’t mean a thing until he meant everything 

I found out I've got a heart after all cause when his hand’s upon my skin I feel it deep within my soul I found out I've got a heart after all and I can’t help it

but I tried oh god oh god I tried I tried I tried I tried I tried for my whole life and I tried to be your perfect normal guy but I can’t help it

when I’m down he is there smooths his hand over my hair

I found out that I have needs after all someone to love for my faults someone to kiss me make me whole it turns out that I've got a heart after all and I can’t help it 

[annieqattheperipheral]

OMG IM OVERWHELMED I'M CRYING 🥺😭😭 Rachel my queeeeen💕

[steveyockey]

I'm sorry but I need to know what happened with hudson mpreg??

😑

[jeessss]

not tumblr eating part of my video so i had to delete

[janmisali]

Where do you stand on cats?

do not stand on cats they don’t like it

[gnawu]

the family photo in episode six aligning with playful Shane

[shanerozanov]

heated rivalry + text posts // part one.

[firstprinced]

they make me want to say "oh they're married" (probably a part 1)

[gotham-snark]

[proudofmygeneration]

[taviacoolcat]

ilyaaaa ☺️<3 ... concussion >:[ and a fractured collarbone :/ out for the playoffs but 🤗 could have been worse 😌☝️ ... i know 🙄 part of the game 🙄 we all get our bell 🔔 rung eventually right? 😊 ... heyy:) heyyyyyyyy:))) ... yes<3 bet-ter🥰🥰 ... i'm sorry i didn't text you last night 😔 ... i was excited about last night ☝️ i'm mostly mad 😠 at marleau for fucking that up 🙄😏 ... you know i had a whole plan to ask you something❗️... i was gonna ask you ☝️❗️ Will You cometomycottage this summer? 🥰🏡 ❌️don't❌️ go to russia🇷🇺 come to my houseee 😤💞 we'll have so much fun :D it's so private :D no one will knoww :D ... mmmwe could have a week💕 or even two✌️💕 we'd be completely alone 👯‍♂️💞 ~✨️together✨️~ ... oh no 🙄😒 ... ok bye bye 👋☺️ ... 🫡see you next season🫡 ... thank u😊<3 i appreciate it😤<3 ... hellooo😁

[myarchiveforme]

god he has all the stupid little tuna melt ingredients prepared in containers in a neat stack in his fridge. he's losing the idgaf war in ways no one has ever lost before. "I was gonna make one for me I can make two" shut up you FREAK with your temperature controlled ginger ale. do you think this is the first time in his life he's actually tried to get someone to stay at his house. like I'm sure sveta has stayed over for a few days or whatever but it's just. baby's first crush. he logicked shane into a corner so he'd run out of excuses to leave and then he put everything in little containers right next to the ginger ale so he could get it all out quickly and smoothly and shane would think he was so nonchalant and wouldn't notice that he just accidentally got a husband. memorized his stupid little schedule. he was pacing around the house before shane got there, putting on his suit in the mirror. he whipped that shirt at Shane so quick HE WASNT EVEN WEARING A SHIRT he put it by the bed so he could put shane in his clothes. oh my god he cleaned his room and left a tshirt casually by the bed. picked out the one he wanted shane to wear. mayor of yearntown. king of yearnia. i think i hauve covid

[escuerzoresucitado]

[phivorced]

they should OBVIOUSLY change their last names to games. does mr and mr games mean nothing to you

[great-and-small]

For some reason at work the medium and large exam gloves are completely normal but the small gloves they ordered have this weird vampire nightclub vibe and I have no idea why