Jeff Carter

Jeff Carter. Husband. Father. Hockey player. Born and raised in Canada but living the dream in Los Angeles.

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Who would you consider your best friend? Why?

My wife, obviously. Shes literally the most amazing person I know.

Besides her, Aaron probably. Because hes enough of a dick that we just get along I guess. 

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List 10 things you couldn't live with out?

1. Jules2. Luca3. Tins4. Hockey5. Bacon6. Patrick Bateman7. Lotion (don’t judge - my skin gets dry)8. Every other sport on the planet9. Canadian citizenship10. Indoor plumbing

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how much did the tooth fairy give u for those teeth? was it dwayne the rock johnson?

The Rock asked me not to disclose hid identity and I got 1,000 a tooth. Hockey teeth are expensive. 

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Honest hour. Nothing will be deleted. Just come and ask.

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What do you miss most about your ex?

Nothing. I have a pretty amazing husband who makes me happier than anyone else ever has.

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Feel free to repeat this anytime. Anytime at all.

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@JeffCarter_77: I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. #notevenhigh #soberthoughts

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(text): How's the offseason going, man? Besides your food laziness.

Text: Good. Anytime I actually get to spend time with the kids and Jules is always good in my book though.

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@AaronRodgers12: If you're eating breakfast for dinner, why didn't you make eggs and bacon? #doingitwrong #canyouevencookbro #pancakes @JeffCarter_77

@JeffCarter_77: @AaronRodgers12 Cereal was easier, bro. Bacon and eggs take effort. #offseasonlaziness

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@AaronRodgers12: Going to bake some cookies. Everyone's invited to have some except @JeffCarter_77 because he doesn't share his cereal. #cheerios

@JeffCarter_77: You didn't even ask for any @AaronRodgers12. I would have shared. Its gone now. #toolate

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@JeffCarter_77: Netflix, stop making me wait 15 seconds between episodes. I can't click because I'm eating cereal and a sandwich.

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What is your favorite thing to do during the off season?

Have you seen my wife?

Kidding. Kinda. I legit just like spending time with the family as much as I can.

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If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why?

Ketchup.

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If you had to give yourself a new name, what name would you pick?

Pablo. Like Pablo Escobar. 

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@MzKatieCassidy: Reason#2 why this would never actually happen...@JeffCsrter_77

@JeffCarter_77: @MzKatieCassidy Probably for the best

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@MzKatieCassidy: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME AND TAKE THE FALL @JeffCarter_77

@JeffCarter_77: @MzKatieCassidy NOT WHEN I REALIZE YOU WERE ONLY USING ME TO MURDER HIM!

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@MzKatieCassidy: Nah. You killed @StephenAmell and I had nothing to do with it #MyStoryAndImStickingToIt

@JeffCarter_77: @MzKatieCassidy Please, I'm telling them about our steamy affair and how we needed him out of the way.

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@MzKatieCassidy: I mean--if that means I walk free I could be okay with this @JeffCarter_77

@JeffCarter_77: @MzKatieCassidy Thats not how it works. You're an accessory or at least going down for conspiracy.