I get easily obsessed :)

✨he/they✨but still a woman. polyamorous bisexual feral trinket pixie who get way to invested in my various fandoms.

[sweatyandaggresive]

Giys im gonna throw up

[nyenye0701]

adjustment period

[shaneaxel]

i’m obsessed with the idea of the centaurs mixing around their lines for Fun against low-ranked teams. they’ve got the two best players in the league, plus bold, luca, and troy who are really all first line players

when the centaurs play low-ranked teams they don't really have a rivalry with, they're totally gonna fuck around. shane and ilya on wing, bood in the center, and shane and ilya are competing against each other to score the goal. they’re all collaborating to get wyatt the most goalie goals in league history through a mix of dubiously legal curling tactics and fucking with the fourth line. fuck it, empty next because wyatt is on the other side of the ice. (crucially, the only reason he’s there is because shane and ilya peer pressured him into it. he does NOT want to be out of the crease) shane is living his best life doing two minute shifts but staying on the ice to tell the younger players what to do. they’re trying to score goals exclusively with backhand shots (ilya and shane are top of the league in them respectively and shane IS trying to change that). shane and ilya are slamming each other into the boards with a player from the other team in between them. fuck it, hold ilya out of the first few rounds, then throw him in the fourth line. scare the shit out of the other team and make the 4th line step it up. pride night pride line. ilya is telling everyone how he’s going to suck shane’s dick and shane is pretending to be embarrassed but secretly loves it. there is ABSOLUTELY a secret hollanov challenge that determines what type of sex they’re having. sometimes it’s arbitrary.

this does backfire on them once or twice, and they accidentally lose to buffalo because they were so locked in on the goalie goal (achieved) but uh. buffalo definitely snuck some pucks in when wyatt was playing offence. (weibe yells at them and actually punishes them for that one, yeah it was funny but what the fuck were you doing, we’ve lost four games this season and one of them was to buffalo???)

disclaimer idk ball (puck?) that much but like. the centaurs are an absolutely STACKED team, they’re practically running an all-stars team against teams barely scraping by. shane and ilya both need competition like they need air to breathe, and they’re gonna make it on their own if they have to

[mutinsfromthemoon]

they don't have a problem with showering together at the locker room actually because they don't need to hide or rush or use it as an excuse for sex. shower sex was never really about the shower it was just so shane could moan as loud as he wanted in hotels without people in the other room hearing. now they actually use the shower to debrief and gossip and just talk about the game they played and strategies. the problem actually is both of them losing track of time because they’ll just stand there sharing the shower and chatting like they’re at home and then shower together again at home and talk about all the things they couldn’t in the locker room. it doesn’t mean they don’t have sex shower anymore, it’s just they can have sex in more comfortable places and showering together is now bonding time

[mutinsfromthemoon]

there’s a viral video going around of someone who snuck a camera into the tunnel and caught shane and ilya embraced right before they hit the ice. it’s an incredibly warm and tender moment, they’re holding each other so tightly. ilya’s face is buried in shane’s hair and he’s kissing his head while whispering something to his husband. and they’re kinda slowly swaying together, and shane’s got one hand caressing ilya’s back while the other one is just playing with the ends of ilya’s hair. and it’s the most domestic and romantic thing that anyone have ever seen from them. they’re just so soft and in love and and the fans are mad about the invasion of privacy but also so grateful they got to witness such a beautiful moment between the married hockey players. and harris is absolutely beaming because for once the hollanders are viral for something nice instead of some chaotic or unhinged moment

[redstonedust]

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

[zakyette]

Keychain progress yes

[deja-b00]

the first couple of practices with boston, ilya keeps hearing his new teammates call out “big red.” he’s still learning english but he knows enough to figure out it’s a nickname. and by the end of the week, he is annoyed and is like, “this is dumb name. not funny at all. you call me ‘red’ because i’m russian? so lame.” and then his teammates have to be like, “no, no dude. ‘big red’ is our nickname for marly because his first name is cliff, which is short for clifford.” and ilya’s like ???

and that’s how the entire team ends up spending their friday night watching clifford the big red dog with 19-year-old ilya rozanov.

[appelcake]

My super duper cool stuff I wrote down while watching the finale (upp 2.4 spoilers below)

Get the boy his salt wtf

Get the girl her apple juice wtf

do NOT BRING IN THAT ORANGE JUICE ILL KILL YOU ILL KILL YOU

oghhghhsggsg Mr wisp you pathetic wet cat ily

"There's always another mystery" Isaac. Dude. Condi rlly will never change

Lui doNT FOLLOW HIM HELLO WGAT

will vision imparement. I sure hope that. That it doesnt make him fall. Off of anything. That would be so crazy.

norah swim team woah!!! o h

WHAT NO NO NO NOT A BUNNY

im gonna be sick

IM GONNA BE SICK?

IT TRUSTS HER NOOOOOOOONONONKNONONONO

i can't do this

bizly why do you torture me so

COMPARING THE BUNNY TO NORAH IM GONNA BE SICK

NORAH

jesus fucking christ

TAKE TH3 BKADE OFF HER LUI

13 sanity oh gods

Awee wiwi and isaac friendshipppppp

"Can u whistle?" "Yeah!" Says Charlie slimecicle, the worse whistler I've ever heard

ISAAC.

What do you mean fumble. Mr fiction. Don't do this.

NO WGAT THE FUCK DONT HIT HER AGAIN SHES GONNA FUCKING DIE STOP STOP STOP

ISAAC NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

william. help her.

2 MORE ATTACKS??? SHES GONE OH GODDSSSSSSS

THANKNYOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

guys it's okay isaac would never die she's too cool

GET TF OUT DUDE

oh yay norah full hp everyone cheer!!! Don't ask how she got it just cheer!!!

theyre gonna bury the bunny I'm crying

Wills so fucking jolly

WHAT THE HELL NONONONONONONONO NOT NORAH WDYM WHY DOES SHE HAVE BOILS NO DONT DO THIS TO ME STOP IT STOPNIT

WILLIAM TELL HER WHATBTHE FUCK

lui twinning coping mechanisms so peak

ATOMIC BOMB!!!!

lui build a bomb rn it's time

'shes a girl-' SOMEONE TELL THIS POOR BOY WHAT A PERIOD IS IM DEAD

Terrifying laugh from grizz 😁 that was so scary why would he do that 😁

GO AWAY YOURE NOT ICE CREAM MAN GO AWAYYYYY

bebo.

oh hi Bella

Bella hihihi come over here we cam chill i

MR FLEETWOOD SHUT THE FUCK UP

Fake bellas cold someone help her

START PROOF READING WILL

LEAVE NORAH ALONE STOP ITTTTT

leave isaac alone I'm going to burn down my own house

LUI NO DONT DO IT

OH SHIT WILL NO

OH GODS WILL NOBONONKNON

bout of madness bout of madness

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya is having sex with shane in all of his sports cars to decide which one he’s gonna take with him to ottawa cus the car where shane hits his strongest orgasm will be the winner. when it finally happens, shane is totally worn out, panting hard with his head against the glove box and ilya is kissing his back while caressing along his stomach and sometimes grabbing his chest and he goes “so this is the winner, yes?” and they both let out a breathless laugh and ilya pulls shane so that his back is against ilya’s chest and he asks “wanna go again?” and shane just shakes his head and ilya goes “no? did i wear out my baby?” and shane nods and ilya kiss behind shane’s ear and pats his head all gentle and goes “let’s go back inside then im gonna shower you and tuck you into bed and kiss you goodnight” and shane just nods again, completely spent and ilya lifts him up just enough to finally pull out and they both groan at the sensitivity and then ilya gets out of the car and lift shane up in bridal style to carry him back inside, ready to shower him and put him to bed

[cutecumber-flower]

shane’s new phone wallpaper

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[sleepypocketsock]

@wingedjarchivist

[flooower-wav]

Hello I saw your post! And I have come here to promote my favorite aka Gillion Tidestrider!

GILLION!!! he is alwasy so fun to draw

[bathroomcube]

[comixextra]

[roach-works]

it’s what they would have wanted

[iobotomypop]

happy moonwalk day

[lukkimamekala]

oath of the undersea.... my beloved.... i love them so much and i love grizzly's way of storytelling and THE FISH AND CHIPS MOMENT AFTER THEY KILLED OEDILATH AGH and jay's concern of chip taking a life and aurora just trying to make sense of all this fuckery ,,, i love them all so much

[krisperer]

Brain worm moment from guy who lovesss grayscale arc and what it did for Williams character . Tied with upp 2.4

In PD I always found it really interesting how most arcs with any focus on William often pushed him into doing cruel and violent things to either protect the people he cared about (Tide in pd1, David in grayscale, etc) and how William as a character is Built to excel when he has to take the dirtier road.

… and then upp2.4 came and killed me with hammers. Oh my god. I’ve always held the opinion that William’s had “what it takes” for grayscale wayyyy back in pd s1, but this finale proved it and it’s. Yum!!!! William is rarely angry, but when he’s blinded or desperate or behaving completely impulsively he can be SUCH a manipulative jerk. He lies to people, uses their insecurities against them, mocks them, and I fucked SO hard with him using Isaac’s dead family members against him in the moment when he was demanding the axe.

If William can justify what he’s doing to himself then nothing is off the table.

I keep bringing up grayscale but it’s because it really feels like this season of upp drew a lot of William stuff from it. Like William hacking at the roots VS William going for Xavier’s legs, William using Isaac’s recent trauma against him VS William using David and Xavier’s kill count against them, William’s anger coming from how much has been Taken from Them All rather than just Him. That and repeat dialogues (“do you trust me/I need you to trust me”;”I know I’m not the best son”) just feel at least slightly purposeful.

[unfortunatelyem]

at this point i dont know if i even need to read ao3 anymore. post-hiatus fish and chips is somehow more homosexual than anything us fanfic authors could ever imagine