Jeff Cross

Scoundrel. Blackguard. Gambler.   Writer.   Seducer.   Freethinking heretic. Gentleman rogue.   You'll love me.

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"Talk to me, Gilbert."

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The contrast of Matt's statesmanlike eloquence with Peter's just-because Celtic hostility...

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We finally got an adaptation of Heir To The Empire!

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Listen: strange aliens lying in Dagobah swamps distributing lightsabers is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical energy field created by all living things.

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So amazonium is beskar?

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"Okay, Wesley, if you don't want to have fun I'll just go ask that Ed Mercer kid instead. He's got three different anti-bullying laws named for him, so he really needs a win."

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Winner of Best Action-Adventure Screenplay at the 2021 Hollywood Boulevard Film Festival "Veep with even more sexual innuendo in every line"

Has the abject idiotic insanity of the Iran not-a-war got you down? Have a laugh at their expense by reading my Tom Clancy satire Fugitive Cougar, which is best described as Top Gun meets Slow Horses played like Animal House.

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Some people stand in the Alpha Quadrant, afraid to step into the light...

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I'm confused: wouldn't Sheridan be Danny rather than Jesse?

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"I don't roll on Life Day!"

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"You miserable Huttling! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me."

"No I didn't. Honest! I ran outta coaxium. I had a malfunctioning repulsorlift. I didn't have enough credits for robo-hack fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from offworld. Someone stole my landspeeder. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, mynocks! It wasn't my fault! I swear to the Force!"

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Bat Boy is more qualified to be the Secretary of Defense than Whiskey Pete.

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Massachusetts State Police Trooper First Class Kevin Thornton joined the force for all the wrong reasons, and as such he's done so little th

On a more positive note, my novel Broken Hero was shortlisted for Wattpad's 2025 Wattys Awards.

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So is it Rowlf or Bobo who tells them to drink it?

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"Sometimes the Dark Side overcomes what Shaak Ti called 'the better angels of our nature.' Every man has got a breaking point. You and I have. Sheev Palpatine has reached his. And very obviously, he has gone insane. Your mission is to proceed up the Hydian Way in a Corellian light freighter. Pick up Emperor Paplatine's path at Nar Kreeta, follow it, learn what you can along the way. When you find the Emperor, infiltrate his court by whatever means available and terminate the Emperor's regime."

And Lando seems very much at home in Saigon's Bring Cash Alley.

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