We're all mad here

Jeff Sterling. There isn't much else to say.

[jenrendove-blog]

"Where the heck is my black bandana? Seriously?!"

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

"I...borrowed it."

[historicaldawson]

"No, you’re not interrupting anything, come on in"

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

"Okay, thank you sir."

[aroselikenoother]

It’s okay. I’m not going to let it get the better of me, so don’t worry. Of course I would, you’ve been one of the few people I haven’t lost faith in. Of course we are. I just didn’t want to sound lame to you. I’m coming over!

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

Good. She might be my sister but she can be really horrible. You'll never sound lame to me! Come quickly, I need to see you.

[aroselikenoother]

Thank you. I know it probably won’t help, but it’s worth a shot. You’re the only one who can get through to her. And you’re the only one I trust. That sounds really sad, doesn’t it? Of course. Will your roommate mind?

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

And even then she barely ever listens to me anymore. I'm glad you trust me Posy. It's not sad, we're just besties, right? Nah, I haven't seen him. You gotta come over.

[littlelionmanlucas-deactivated2]

...I don't like confrontation...

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

Me neither. And I love Rose.

[jenrendove-blog]

Well.

[jenrendove-blog]

And we could have classes together and sing together too! It wasn’t that mean. We were just having some fun, Jeffy. You should have hear the way she spoke to me, if that’s her scared then I can’t wait to see her terrified. After what she did to Leo? I’m surprised you and Lucas haven’t said anything!

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

That would be the most awesomest thing ever. It was really mean. You called her a skank. It wasn't fun at all. Please don't do anything to her Jen, she's still my best friend. I don't want to get involved in what happened.

[jenrendove-blog]

Well.

[jenrendove-blog]

I know, it would be fun if we went to the same one! Uhm, technically… no? It was my idea to write her a message but Aria did it because she’s more artistic than me and Louise thought to put it on her locker. It was harmless, Jeffy. It’s not like we filled it with pig’s blood that would go all over her when she opened it.

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

It would! Then I could see you all the time. I knew Louise and Aria had to be involved, you three can be really really mean. It wasn't harmless Jen. It really hurt her, and now you're scaring her. Can't you just leave Rose alone?

[aroselikenoother]

Can you talk to her please? She’s kind of scaring me at the moment. I’ll never forget you Jeffy, don’t ever think that. You’ll always be my favourite person. Of course it can! We can watch whatever you like, I don’t mind. I just want to see you again.

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

Of course I'll talk to her. I can't promise she'll listen though, she's gotten scary. Her and Aria and Louise terrorise everyone. You'll always be one of mine too. Come over tonight?

[aroselikenoother]

Well, I’m sure Jenna will probably drive you away from me when she finds out you’re talking to me. Yeah, I’ve been good! A little lonely, but it’s better than before. I’m sorry I didn’t stay in touch, but we should have a movie night and catch up properly.

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

Jenna might be my twin, but she can't stop me from being friends with you, I promise. It's okay...I thought maybe you'd just forgotten about me. We should! Can it be Disney?

[jenrendove-blog]

Well.

[jenrendove-blog]

I miss you too Jeffy.

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

I wish we didn't go to different schools. Did you write the message on Rose's locker?

[jenrendove-blog]

Well.

[jenrendove-blog]

Yeah I guess so. Thanks Jeff.

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

I miss you already Jen.

[aroselikenoother]

I’m so glad you’re still my friend! How have you been?! What’s new in the life of Jeff?

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

I'll always be your friend Posy, whatever happened between you and Leo doesn't stop that. I've been okay! What about you?

[aroselikenoother]

Because they hate me? Or that they weren’t as excited as I am about my return to Crawford? They go hand in hand I suppose.

[aroselikenoother]

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

Jeff doesn't hate you. I'm so excited you're back!

[aroselikenoother]

To whoever that wrote ‘Welcome back skank’ on my locker, I’m choosing to ignore that last part, but the sentiment is nice.

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

Why would anyone do that to you Posy?

[jenrendove-blog]

Well.

[jenrendove-blog]

Thanks twinny. But seriously. You’d think all these girls had never seen blue hair before.

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

They probably haven't. But you look awesome.

[jenrendove-blog]

Well.

It seems like everyone has either stared at me like I’m a zoo animal, or has come up to me and said “Who destroyed you? You should sue!”. For your information I like the way I look now. So shove it.

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

"You look beautiful Jen no matter what you do."

[imnoheroleo-blog]

So you mean it this time, you’re really going to try to actually be a brother to us?

[jeffdoesexist-blog]

I am, I promise.