Jeff Returner

Dogs, Bikes and Brunch: The Jeff Turner Story

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First SNL jacks my Grebowski and now they stealing my DILP. These #millennials got no scruples.

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Have you seen this burrito? #ElAtacor #PornoBurrito (at El Atacor Restaurant)

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Cafe NELA: checked off LA bucket list #yourscruelly #cafenella #cypresspark #crustypunk (at Cafe NELA)

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Thanks @polyvinyl for the new Bare Naked Ladies LP and tee! #PVLOVE #Aloha #notbarenakedladies

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Kill the head and the body falls dead🎸🎹#NowPlaying Little Windows Cut Right Through by Aloha

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Kill the head and the body falls dead🎸🎹#NowPlaying Little Windows Cut Right Through by Aloha

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Why does everything get better when I leave? #highlandpark #imtrash (at Highland Park Bowl)

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Could've saved his life. #RIP #DavidBowie (at Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center)

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I just can’t imagine someone shows up for a two day trip and sees this sign and says “well there goes my vacation! Guess I’m not swimming!” (at Deser Hot Springs)

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#brownbuttsmatter

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Just a quickie coming up right now on Periscope or go to Twitter @anniehardy feat @hustleroses

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Making friends with old dudes.

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That's #me with @kirinjcallinan and @jackladder and the Dreamlanders. (at The Echo)

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Who wants a #bodymassage ? Mr. Body Massage Machine, go! #dwts #wrapgift #gijoepsa

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Randomly ran into one of my punk rock heroes today in Hollywood. #MikePark #BruceLeeBand #SkankinPickle #AsianManRecords #YoGabagaba #Royalty #DWTS

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Time to play What's In My Desk?!

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I invented #segway #daggering today at #dwts #macgruber

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@pftompkins Finally, the story of #Everest will be told! The Story of the Story of Everest: A Laugh Riot #mrshow #jayjohnston (at CBS Television City)