It's Jeff!

Local Landshark

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrr? Mrrrr! Mraaah!

[This is the account of Jeff the Landshark. Everyone is welcome, please do not be weird about him.]

[Also, no racists or homophobes transphobes or anything like that sort. Love each other!]

[sakana-no-yama]

[gwenpool-tots]

Oh yes it is pride month! So here is perfect song to describe me

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

MRRRR!!!

[ALWAYS SUPPORT LGBTQ+!!!]

[macaroni-enthusiast]

Who the FUCK finished off the hot sauce and didn't say anything?

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrrrr...

[It was me but don't tell her frens...]

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrr...

(Sometimes i eepy...)

[verygoodlawyer]

⠦⠠⠓⠊ ⠠⠚⠑⠋⠋⠲⠴

"Hi Jeff."

▪︎ Matt crouches down and pets the shark.

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrrr!!!

[Hi friend Matt!!!]

*he looks up, his tail wagging side to side with excitement.*

Mrr!

[I missed you!]

[verygoodlawyer]

▪︎ Matt grins, continuing to pet the shark.

⠦⠠⠔ ⠍⠊⠎⠎⠑⠙ ⠽⠕⠥⠂ ⠞⠕⠕⠲ ⠠⠓⠕⠺ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠃⠑⠑⠝⠦⠴

"I missed you, too. How have you been?"

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrrrr... mrr... mrr?

[Oh I've been doing really good... I got to hang out with mama... how are you, fren matt?]

[verygoodlawyer]

⠦⠠⠇⠊⠋⠑ ⠓⠁⠎ ⠃⠑⠑⠝ ⠞⠗⠑⠁⠞⠊⠝⠛ ⠍⠑ ⠁⠎ ⠺⠑⠇⠇ ⠁⠎ ⠊⠞ ⠊⠎ ⠁⠃⠇⠑⠲⠴

"Life has been treating me as well as it is able."

⠦⠠⠓⠕⠺ ⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥⠗ ⠍⠕⠍ ⠙⠕⠊⠝⠛⠦⠴

"How is your mom doing?"

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

"Mrr... mrrr!!! Mrraaaaaah!!!"

[Oh she's good... Me and her went to get ice cream earlier!!! And then we going shopping!!!]

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrrrrrr... mrr... :(((

[I so so so so sorry i keep disappearing... i has long naps...]

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrr...

(Sometimes i eepy...)

[verygoodlawyer]

⠦⠠⠓⠊ ⠠⠚⠑⠋⠋⠲⠴

"Hi Jeff."

▪︎ Matt crouches down and pets the shark.

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrrr!!!

[Hi friend Matt!!!]

*he looks up, his tail wagging side to side with excitement.*

Mrr!

[I missed you!]

[verygoodlawyer]

▪︎ Matt grins, continuing to pet the shark.

⠦⠠⠔ ⠍⠊⠎⠎⠑⠙ ⠽⠕⠥⠂ ⠞⠕⠕⠲ ⠠⠓⠕⠺ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠃⠑⠑⠝⠦⠴

"I missed you, too. How have you been?"

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrrrr... mrr... mrr?

[Oh I've been doing really good... I got to hang out with mama... how are you, fren matt?]

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrr...

(Sometimes i eepy...)

[verygoodlawyer]

⠦⠠⠓⠊ ⠠⠚⠑⠋⠋⠲⠴

"Hi Jeff."

▪︎ Matt crouches down and pets the shark.

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrrr!!!

[Hi friend Matt!!!]

*he looks up, his tail wagging side to side with excitement.*

Mrr!

[I missed you!]

[verygoodlawyer]

▪︎ Matt grins, continuing to pet the shark.

⠦⠠⠔ ⠍⠊⠎⠎⠑⠙ ⠽⠕⠥⠂ ⠞⠕⠕⠲ ⠠⠓⠕⠺ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠃⠑⠑⠝⠦⠴

"I missed you, too. How have you been?"

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrr... mrrrr.... mrrraaah!

[Oh I've been okay... I've been really really eepy... oh and I went to space!]

Mrrrrrr... Mrrrr!!

[I nearly got eaten by a big man with a funny helmet... but it's okay i gave him hamburger and he's happy!!

]

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrr...

(Sometimes i eepy...)

[verygoodlawyer]

⠦⠠⠓⠊ ⠠⠚⠑⠋⠋⠲⠴

"Hi Jeff."

▪︎ Matt crouches down and pets the shark.

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrrr!!!

[Hi friend Matt!!!]

*he looks up, his tail wagging side to side with excitement.*

Mrr!

[I missed you!]

[verygoodlawyer]

▪︎ Matt grins, continuing to pet the shark.

⠦⠠⠔ ⠍⠊⠎⠎⠑⠙ ⠽⠕⠥⠂ ⠞⠕⠕⠲ ⠠⠓⠕⠺ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠃⠑⠑⠝⠦⠴

"I missed you, too. How have you been?"

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrr...

(Sometimes i eepy...)

[verygoodlawyer]

⠦⠠⠓⠊ ⠠⠚⠑⠋⠋⠲⠴

"Hi Jeff."

▪︎ Matt crouches down and pets the shark.

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrrr!!!

[Hi friend Matt!!!]

*he looks up, his tail wagging side to side with excitement.*

Mrr!

[I missed you!]

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrr...

(Sometimes i eepy...)

[dont-call-me-val]

Mrr?

[What are you doing for the holidays, friend Val?]

@jeffthebabysharkoffical

"not too sure" Valentina shrugs

"Lucia will be back by then, I'm doing some Holiday shopping too"

"speaking of which, what are you hoping for Christmas, little guy?"

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

"Mrrr, mrr... Mrr!"

[I really want a stuffie of friend Kate, but they don't make those... MAYBE A STUFFIE OF FRIEND HULK!]

[verygoodlawyer]

I need the legality of me having Jeff (my land shark) like does he count as an exotic pet or is he sadly considered and illegal pet (don't tell him I called him a pet)

@gwenpool-tots

⠦⠠⠞⠓⠑⠗⠑ ⠁⠉⠞⠥⠁⠇⠇⠽ ⠁⠗⠑⠝⠄⠞ ⠁⠝⠽ ⠇⠁⠺⠎ ⠁⠛⠁⠊⠝⠎⠞ ⠓⠁⠧⠊⠝⠛ ⠇⠁⠝⠙ ⠎⠓⠁⠗⠅⠎ ⠁⠎ ⠏⠑⠞⠎⠂ ⠎⠕ ⠠⠔⠄⠙ ⠎⠁⠽ ⠽⠕⠥⠄⠗⠑ ⠛⠕⠕⠙⠲⠴

"There actually aren't any laws against having land sharks as pets, so I'd say you're good."

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

"MRRRRR!"

[YIPPEEEE.]

[verygoodlawyer]

⠦⠠⠓⠊ ⠠⠚⠑⠋⠋⠖⠴

"Hi Jeff!"

▪︎ Matt crouches down and pets the land shark.

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

"Mrrrrrrrr..."

[Haiiiiiiiiii...]

Jeff leans up, happily enjoying the scritches, tail wagging behind him.

"Mrr, mrr?"

[How are you, friend?]

[verygoodlawyer]

I need the legality of me having Jeff (my land shark) like does he count as an exotic pet or is he sadly considered and illegal pet (don't tell him I called him a pet)

@gwenpool-tots

⠦⠠⠞⠓⠑⠗⠑ ⠁⠉⠞⠥⠁⠇⠇⠽ ⠁⠗⠑⠝⠄⠞ ⠁⠝⠽ ⠇⠁⠺⠎ ⠁⠛⠁⠊⠝⠎⠞ ⠓⠁⠧⠊⠝⠛ ⠇⠁⠝⠙ ⠎⠓⠁⠗⠅⠎ ⠁⠎ ⠏⠑⠞⠎⠂ ⠎⠕ ⠠⠔⠄⠙ ⠎⠁⠽ ⠽⠕⠥⠄⠗⠑ ⠛⠕⠕⠙⠲⠴

"There actually aren't any laws against having land sharks as pets, so I'd say you're good."

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

"MRRRRR!"

[YIPPEEEE.]

[verygoodlawyer]

Mrrrr?

[Are you doing anything for christmas friend Matt?]

@jeffthebabysharkoffical

⠦⠠⠔ ⠙⠕⠝⠄⠞ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠁⠝⠽ ⠏⠇⠁⠝⠎ ⠗⠊⠛⠓⠞ ⠝⠕⠺⠂ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠽⠕⠥⠦⠴

"I don't have any plans right now, are you?"

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

"Mrr... Mrrr?"

[I don't know... Maybe I'm gonna have a big party?]

[dont-call-me-val]

watch me chug this whole bottle of vodka because I'm sad and lonely

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrr...

[I cheers with choccy milk...]

[tomfoolerytotality]

People are hating on JEFF THE LAND SHARK now that he's in Marvel Rivals

If you got a problem with Jeff, you got a problem with me. Anyone who's mean to Jeff, this shit is on sight

He is God's perfect creation. You are nothing to him

[jeffthebabysharkoffical]

Mrr... Mrrr!

[People are so mean... Thank you for sticking up for me!]