Jeff the Farter

My name is Jeff I like Jeff the Killer Farts are Funny

[awesome-picz]

[chloereneeeee-blog]

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

[attheballet]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

[blossombombshells]

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

[lieutenantmkilla-blog]

u wanna fucking go

[neenya]

here for this fight

[the-cuddly-punk]

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

[fawnmother1-deactivated20161019]

[teddiusra]

[ultrafacts]

The same thing is done with racing horses. Except that they use a goat. [x]

(Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[absolutepie]

HELLO FAST CAT I AM YOUR DESIGNATED DOG FRIEND

[vancity604778kid]

Opponents would literally attempt to kidnap each other’s goats in an effort to upset the horse and cause them to lose the race. [x]

[ultrafacts]

[actuallyasisterofbattle]

I have a weird derailing question. Is this the origin of the idiom about getting someone’s goat?

[crowmeme]

As a matter of fact, it is!

[thatsthat24]

I just learned so much from this one post.

[fouronethree]

@babygoatsandfriends

[stability]

[xombiedirge]

The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen by Mark Kristensen

[leopirate-deactivated20170629]

gaming then and now

[kumagawa]

this is so bad

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

i dont trust people who dislike nintendo

[ladynerevar]

I went to Skyrim to take a reference shot of Parthunax and forgot what mods I had loaded.

[someinternetdweeb]

Age of Ultron getting progressively closer like

(◡‿◡✿) (◠‿◠✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕◡◕✿) (◉◡◉✿) (◉ᴗ◉✿) (❂ᴗ❂✿) (◎ᴗ◎✿) (⊙ᴗ⊙✿)

ǐ̯̦̫̪ͤ̚t̞̖̂'̹͇̺͕͚̼s̼̗̋̅͐ͯ ̟̠̗͇̲̓ͬͩ̉ͩ́t͚̲̦̤i̽̐̋̋ͫͫ̈́m̬̥̜̳̐͋̏͐̽ͅe̝̭ͅ ̯̥̿̈́ͭ̓͗̓

[camphalfbutt]

do you ever realize how fucking weak humans are like put us in a ring with literally any animal and we die faster than romney’s dreams on election night 

[bitchesandbenedict-deactivated2]

literally any animal? bunny

[soshitan]

[the-velveteen-buneary-deactivat]

I’m on mobile but I’m pretty sure that’s a Monty python gif.

[worldofthecutestcuties]

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

[eviplotting-deactivated20150615]

[getoutgoawayshoo]

WHAT IS THIS

[songbird-with-a-sore-throat]

[softly and faintly screeches at you]

[pr1ncessava]

when Hope wants attention

[clarke-mason]

[ladynerevar]

I went to Skyrim to take a reference shot of Parthunax and forgot what mods I had loaded.

[gay-zing]

[sixpenceee]

creepiest youtube channels?

[sixpenceee]