A Normal Death Eater Meeting
voldy: sOoOo Lucyyy what did draco tell you about all the drama at hogwarts?
Lucy: ugh no he wasn't told me anything, he keeps complaining to me 'how precious harry potter is'
voldy: do keep in mind the only reason we're not killing this potter kid is bc of that
Barty: hey Tommy with your obsession with the potter kid draco may have some competition to get him
Voldy: shh barty i do not have a crush on him plus if you don't shut up i'll tell bella who u have a crush on than you'll get teased all day
Bella: what my sweet barty has a crushhhhhh oOoO name, hair color., ect
Rodolphus and Rabastion's prank goes off turning bellatrix's hair pink
Rodo and Rabstion running through the hall: ahh we're sorry pink'lady
Bella: DO NOT CALL ME PINK LADY GET BACK HERE YOU BRATS
Severus: you 2 are terrible but not worse than the weasley twins believe me i know I've taught them for 6 years
Bella: how can the weasley twins be worse than THEM they died my hair pink
Severus: barty back me up here you taught them for an year
Barty: well they were pretty funny
Sevie: brat no i mean you're supposed to say how bad they were
Harry under the invisibility cloak spying on the meeting: i-
Harry comes out of the cloak: geez when draco said the meetings were fun i didn't think they were this fun
Voldy: wtf you doing here
Harry: meh I got bored ( shrug ) anywayyy can i can join the tattoo club they look look
Nagani: who iss this person dissturbing my ssleep
Harry: sorry little one ur masters being a little fiesty
Bella, Rodolphus , Rabaston : what-
Bella: SEVIE, LUCY, BARTY I THINK YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THE BOY WAS A PARSELMOUTH
Harry: hell no bella you can absolutely NOT call Lucius lucy you have to either call his Elsa or barbie
Rodolphus and Rabastan snickering: oo hi Little Elsa
Harry: thank you son for that, draco keeps going : “oh today when bella came visit she kept calling my dad lucy so i diced to try it when bella imperiod him and left to go to a meeting, Father put an elsa dress on and mum did his makeup”
Lucius: glaring daggers at bella: THAT WAS YOU??!?!?
Voldy: pls tell me you still have a picture
harry: don't worry here i have one for all of you
bella laughing so loud: omg thank you harry ( pulls him into a suffocating hug)