we're not kids anymore.
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@theartofmadeline
izzy's playlists!
cherry valley forever
Origami Around
pixel skylines
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Stranger Things
EXPECTATIONS
Today's Document
ellievsbear
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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@jellei
Top 5 Creepiest things I found While Looking through your Message Requests on Instagram.
Number 1:
‘Hey you, let me put that plug in your Socket’
Number 2:
‘Love to sit On that gear Shift’
Number 3:
‘Want you to Drill my Stem’
Number 4:
‘Broke Boys avoid me, no time for the Crank that can’t Turn’
Number 5:
‘Get in my Tank, I’ll Militate you to Obliterate’
i have tested positive for tzatziki
need my Tits wet with lobster butter .com
vibes who posted this
Im president of amerrivca new rule cute boys arent allowed clothes and need to have boners 100 percent of time
Maybe lean out
adderall at night sailors delight
Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it
Just found a fragment on the ground. ill use this to construct a larger whole😎😎😎
The only place love can endure is in the territory of smiles, and the only territory of smiles is the place where love can endure
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i have tested positive for tzatziki
pluralizing video game titles like attorney general. discos elysium. shovels knight. spirits farer. blues prince. i dont fucking know, i;ll kill you
important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are
Other useful trueisms about coolness
People who think theyre cool generally are not
Cool people are also broadly actually not cool deep down
There's no such thing as a cool person. We are all dogs fighting for scraps
Soon this world will be given a new purpose. The existing social structures we know will crumble and collapse
All of you will succumb to my will.
important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are
Other useful trueisms about coolness
People who think theyre cool generally are not
Cool people are also broadly actually not cool deep down
There's no such thing as a cool person. We are all dogs fighting for scraps
Soon this world will be given a new purpose. The existing social structures we know will crumble and collapse
All of you will succumb to my will.
How Old Were You When You Realized You Don't Need To Sleep?
wait seriously? you still fall for that old trick ?
Because I Am Advertising
I Work At An Esoteric Advertising Firm In The Basement Of A Sandwhiches Shop, And Most Days When I Lift The Grate To Get Into My Pit, I Do Cut My Hand On This Particularly Attractive Piece Of Bent Sharp Metal, I Told Them About This Over And Over, But They Dont Care. Hello, I Am The Creative/Campaign Director, And We Specialize In Subliminally Putting Secret Concepts Into Your Head Or Shape The Flow Of Culture Through Viral Memes And Hypnotic Wraith Magic
