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There is one two three four FIVE small flies dancing to Billie Jean by Mr Jackson in the middle of the cafe. I think one of them is moonwalking.

#pluto yaps #michael jackson #is this the lord of the flies #i didnt even know flies could dance #maybe one of them is MJ reincarnated

Get your ai slop ads OFF of my social networking services. I prefer my irritation and annoyance caused by MAN.

#anti ai #Pluto yaps

xalatath

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

cat-the-comet

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

My EVIL boss just approved my leave for the two busiest days in a working week. What is this sorcery. What do you mean i dont have to argue with him about it. What do you mean he just accepted it like that. This is not like him at all. What portal did I walk through.

#miracles are real #thank you deities #the suggested tag for that previous one was “thank you dan and phil” so uh #thank you dan and phil #not even a phan tbh ive never watched them ever but the pride month gods have blessed me #Pluto yaps

Work is playing the gaylist rn. Gay playlist. Happy pride. Kicker is i dont think my boss even knows what a gay person is. He doesnt give me those vibes. Not out of ignorance or that, he's just dumb as rocks and doesnt have a single braincell /neg /hatred /fuckyou /ihatemyboss

#jobs suck #everyone get unemployed now!#lgbt pride #pride month #pluto yaps

i-am-a-fish

wuh

jelllyfimsk

luh wuh?

i-am-a-fish

I LOVE MY FRIENDS I LOVE MY FRIENDS I LOVE MY FRIENDS wow I have such great friends they makea me happy 🤌

reasons-to-not-end-it

REASONS TO NOT END IT:

"if you're queer, stay alive purely to spite the ones who want you dead this pride month, if you're an ally, stay alive to support"

-anonymous

#813

i-am-a-fish

there are a lot of really amazing animals out there. birds can fly

i-am-a-fish

I'm not a puppygirl or a catgirl. I'm a fish. and that is satisfyingly vague and abstract enough for me

mushroominawaterbottle

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

risk-repeater

this job market is a fucking nightmare

trying-trying2lyk

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

#im not even sure when the approprtiate time to use them is #i have eaten one (1) share bag of tortilla chips :>

They should make a job that i dont have to do ever. They should make a boss that actually likes me. They should make it illegal to only hire one single person and make them stand in a silent cafe all day.

#i hate working #do NOT go into hospitality #its evil #pluto yaps

womanguy

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

fairycosmos

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

jelllyfimsk

Gargoyles spit water. Grotesques are the ones that just sit there. No take backs allowed get gargling mf

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