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@jellydoggo
me trying to communicate that i am also gay through my eyeballs whenever I think the cashier is gay not to hit on them obviously just to let them know we are the same
Me, a cashier trying to communicate to the customer that i think is gay that im not hitting on them but that i am also gay
the rodents of unusual size in princess bride should have just been like. a capybara. i’m not suggesting wesley should have fought a capybara, i’m saying they should have been terrified of the prospect of encountering one and then they see it off in the distance in the dark and they’re like “OH NO” and it’s just sitting there like (^-__-^) and buttercup is like “it’s cute. maybe it’s harmless?” and wesley is like “NO. the myths” and ominous music plays under a slow zoom on the capybara’s face while they carefully edge their way around it and it’s just sitting there like (^-__-^) the whole time. then they breathe a sigh of relief and immediately fall into quicksand. thank you. other than reintroducing the chapter on hats, this is the only change i would make and comprises the entirety of my princess bride script doctor
this – and this is crucial – is still immediately preceded by the line “i don’t think they exist”
I curse the name, the one behind it
[Video id:
John Cena and an elderly white woman are sitting at a small table with a tea set on it. They are talking.
John: "...my hand in front of my face-"
Woman: "oh, that is (something)-"
John: "-and I say 'you can't see me' (said in a calm voice while waving hand in front of face) but I don't say it like that I say (intensely, with hand wave) 'you can't see me!'" A clip of the 'John Cena' theme song plays during the intense version of the phrase. The screen changes colors and zooms in on his face during the song.
Woman: "oh, it's gotta be (intensely, in a good impression of the way John said it) 'you can't see me!'" The same song clip plays again during her impression, and the screen again changes color and zooms.
John: *pauses for a moment in surprise* "that's fantastic, I'm out of a job."
Woman: *chuckles* "I can't wrestle."
John: "They say that about me too, don't worry about it."
End id]
roachie (despawned)
eXCUSE me who is this cat
the return of the Weibo cat
Okay please tell me nobody’s done this yet
Why did I just waste my time on this
@markiplier
Memento Mori. Unus Annus.
My favorite quotes from the stream (as I was able to jot them down as they were being said)
Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because it happened.
What is a graveyard if not humanity’s hall of fame?
It’s like I’m fondling the balls of life.
Choose to spend time on what fulfills you, on what makes you happy… Every second is a chance to turn your life around.
When I die, I want to be an empty shell, having given every part of myself to creating.
The worst part of this was when the boiling hot piss shot out onto my foot.
No, that was pain; this is suffering. (technically from the pee sauna vid but they watched it during the stream it counts)
At the end of the day, you know: pizza’s pizza, piss is piss.
We have experienced something that no human ever has, and that’s incredible.
We’re not just two grown men who drank each other’s piss. We’re two grown men who bathed in each other’s piss.
How you respond to events that are out of your control defines you as a person.
Unus annus dot com: hey hey, wow wow.
I feel like a lot of people will feel lost tomorrow. And that’s okay.
It had to be a piece of us that we put out there… and then let go.
A year is many things to many people. But it is not forever.
“Memento Mori” has two meanings: remember death or remember that you will die, but also remember to live.
Edit: I have been told in the notes that I missed some absolute gems, so here’s a more complete list!
I’d cry myself to sleep if I wasn’t gonna be dead in five and a half hours.
Every second is just another chance to get dick.
Mark: I’ve never been hit by a car before, how do I know I won’t enjoy it? Amy: We could take this out to the parking lot if you want to test it.
I want to be Mr. Hybrid Wellness, now.
We’ve been edging Father Time for a whole year.
Shot out the load that contained Tony Stark. What a profound man.
I wanna make it through this year and it kills me.
Bald Ethan was a special type of chaotic.
Listen. I have nothing to say to you.
We can’t see the stars, but we know they are there.
It’s like you’re lying in your death bed surrounded by your family.
Every fart is a chance to take with love.
We made a cry box.
Ethan: Does that stem from something? Mark: Survival instinct.
Tired, sad, and a little tipsy.
Evan, your fursona has to be a bear. I’m sorry, but rules are rules.
You ever heard of Halloween?
The Unus Annus way: not quite what we wanted.
Just because we’re gone doesn’t mean you have to forget about it.
A second is nothing. But a second can change someone’s life.
It’s time.
POV: you danced the dance of italy
the UA team :’)
Thank you for everything! 🖤🤍
do not go gentle into that good night
rage, rage against the dying of the light
his eyes say it all and it really really makes the video from an 8/10 to a full tenouttaten
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