sleepy bitch @jellyfishlick - Tumblr Blog

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

mysteryofvampires

The term "Lustmolch" is such a banger of the German language. Yes, you're a horny pervert but you're also an amphibian while you're at it. Hilarious!

that-house

artochondrion

Here, take this gouache coelacanth

I migrate here from Instagram :)

spindlewit

quick wave studies.

spitblaze

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

oflightningandstars

"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

itsjustfish

Day 8: Glow

For @montereybayaquarium ‘s Deep Sea December

psalidodont

The Penumbral nightmare, or previously known as the Grinning spectre. A fierce beast that lurks amongst the darkness like a phantom and preys on those who fall for its striking, light blue and teal patterns. It hosts bioluminescent bacteria on special patches of its skin, teeth, and even bones. This monstrous creature can pop its jaw open for intimidation displays, and its lack of firepower is made up for the use of a very corrosive, foul smelling gel that is ejected from its throat. This dragon hunts small cetaceans, large fish and Hunterfolk. Smaller dragons too will succumb to its jaws.