sleepy bitch

i'm just always tired

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[spinchs-field]

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

[spinchs-field]

what the fuck happens in Magic the Gathering dawg

[unsubconscious]

 Corner Drawers, Sweden ca. 1800s

[yossyislandd]

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

[yossyislandd]

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[uwontrememberme]

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart

[monsterpotion]

why don't you go play we are but worms: a one word rpg until you calm down

[leona-florianova]

><))))°>

[aquariiy00m]

my dnd kitty Yukrie!! theyre a wild magic sorcerer

[abimee]

[francesderwent]

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

[woodsdyke]

i was tidepooling today and overheard someone say 'chatgpt it so we can figure out what it is' about some sort of creature. loser behavior. you're not in it for the love of the game. i have to do everything around here. let me see the creature. i'll tell you the real answer about what it is and i won't kill the environment. AND i'm literally nice.

[woodsdyke]

it's funny because 5 minutes before that i was IDing something by using the search string "SEA SLUG GREEN STRIPED SMALL SEATTLE" which took me to a very badly designed, hauntingly non mobile optimized website that immediately gave me way more information about my creature than i needed or thought was possible. get good. bitch

[woodsdyke]

hold my hand. come with me to emeralddiving.com's salish sea species index.

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[bhramarii]

no mondays in the cambrian era

[charlottan]

turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy