Neurotic Fiction

[mossworm]

I don’t want them to go…

[veronicamarz]

when you finish season four of veronica mars

[argumate]

For Now Let Us Posit That They Are Giants

[flakmaniak]

The Null Hypothesis Is That They Are Giants

[argumate]

They Are Giants But This Finding Lacks Significance

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

even the best meta-analyses of the findings regarding their gianthood are still pretty inconclusive

[argumate]

Giants: Largely Anecdotal

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

Beware The Man Of One Study (Which Finds That They Are Giants)

[argumate]

What Is The Bayesian Prior That They Are Giants

[eightyonekilograms]

I Saw Them Live and Subsequently Updated My Belief to a Stronger Posterior That They Are Not Giants

[surpluscornbread]

We Have Failed To Replicate The Finding Regarding Positive Evidence For The Existence Of Giants

[argumate]

“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”

are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder

[theinflammablemammal]

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

[argumate]

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

[argumate]

toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie

blocked

[lalaithion]

A hypothesized geography.

[storywonker]

*Toto Voice* My bonnie lies over Africa

[ajani-on-the-spot-deactivated20]

I see the map hypothesized tonight, She sees only salt water and varied oceanography. I must get her location right Although this song is actually about the Scottish monarchy. I stopped somewhere in north Brazil Hoping to find a boat across the ocean or a chartered flight They looked at me as if to say “You’ve got to cross the Sahara too!”

Gonna take a lot to lie you across the sea, That’s nothing that a hundred jacobins could ever be My bonnie lies over Africa My bonnie lies over Africa (My bonnie lies!) My bonnie lies over Africa (Myyyyy bonnie lies!) My bonnie lies over Africa My bonnie lies over Africa (And Iiiiiii would walk five hundred miles!) Gonna take some time to bring my bonnie back to meeeee…

UwU.

[waittherespie]

On September 15h, 2017 the Cassini spacecraft will end its 20-year mission by diving into the atmosphere of Saturn.

Goodnight, Cassini.

[jads-abum-rat]

i cannot believe, either!

(found on the door of the ornithology room on campus)

[maverick-ornithography]

If I had a dollar for every dead bird I’ve found taped to my door without a note of provenance, I would have seven dollars.

[todaysdocument]

Presidential Proclamation 1364 of April 6, 1917, by President Woodrow Wilson declaring war against Germany., 4/6/1917

Series: Presidential Proclamations, 1791 - 2011. Record Group 11: General Records of the United States Government, 1778 - 2006

Following Congress’ resolution to declare war against Germany on April 6, 1917, President Woodrow Wilson signed the resolution, and issued this Presidential Proclamation declaring war against Germany. 

Keep reading at U.S. Entry into the War to End All Wars

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[wwinterweb]

Cats Using Dogs as Pillows (see 15 more)

[trigonometry-is-my-bitch]

Pluto compared with Australia

[deeznutsforcutie-deactivated201]

like to save the austrailians, reblog to let them be crushed by pluto

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

let us die

[daisyredshift-deactivated201908]

[dispatchrabbi]

Our program book is on someone’s tree this year. I’m floored!

[jellyfrog23]

Every year, we have a tradition of buying an ornament when we go on a trip, or making an ornament to commemorate something that happened during the year... This one was to remind @daisyredshift (and me too) that something GOOD did happen in 2016!

[daisyredshift-deactivated201908]

[jellyfrog23]

@crossingscon

[idiopathicsmile]

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises

[tastefullyoffensive]

[derangedhyena-delphinidae]

[theincredibleorca]

Reblogging this every year!

[rvengefulobster]

I didn’t know there were so many versions of this meme! It makes me very happy.

[jellyfrog23]

Scariest Christmas greeting ever.

[dennys]

There is a certain booth in a certain Denny’s haunted by the ghost of Andy Jones. His tortured soul remains barred from the afterlife lest he settle his unfinished business, an unfinished glass of Fanta. At certain times of night you can hear him. “sip”…”sip”…”sip”. But like Sisyphus and his boulder, every time Andy’s Fanta nears the bottom of the glass, a server comes by to top him off. Always tending to the refills. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. Trapping him forever in this ether between the realms of the living and the dead.

[not-a-space-alien]

Who was Adam Young’s infernal mother????  Like was there some demoness who got a really important job or did Satan go to some random human woman like “hey wanna be the evil Mother Mary?”??  Or did he create Adam by like….budding or something?

[bravinto]

yeah i’ve been thinking about it a lot too

[justasloblikeoneofus-deactivate]

What’s your fucking problem??

If you don’t like his music, you don’t have to listen.

[not-a-space-alien]

oh.  oh my god.  I’m so sorry

I 100% can’t tell if you’re joking or not but we’re not talking about Adam Young the American singer and songwriter behind Owl City

We’re talking about Adam Young the fictional antichrist from the 1990 British absurdist comedy novel Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett 

[thebootydiaries]

it,s 5am i cant srop thinkig about ramen nodle

[thebootydiaries]

why did this get 1,671 notes

[mexicanhusband-deactivated20170]

BC it’s a pure form of postmodern performance art. It express the raw need of satisfying something you crave without caring for the sociological rules upon the concept of grammatics. It is a timeless expression of the human being, a relatable experience, expressed in text.

[thebootydiaries]

i jst wanted a nodle