JellyPrimate's House of Fap

"Welcome to my adult art tumblr. This is where I post all kinds of strange and erotic art that will make you both super turned-on AND make you disappointed in the human race. Enjoy your stay." \\ Ask Primate! //

[jellyprimate]

R.I.P. House of Fap

http://thejelliestjelly.tumblr.com/

Do join me here from now on though!

[jellyprimate]

Of All the Rotten Luck

So, more terrible, horrible luck:  You know that long, drawn-out (no pun intend- okay, maybe a little) hiatus I took?  ...Again?  Yeah, that’s because my computer got it’s hard drive fried.  Kaput.  Gone.  Bye-bye.

So, because I am a poor church mouse with only 3 monopoly dollars to my name, I had to work up for enough to pay for a new hard drive.  On top of that, my car broke down, so I had to work for money to pay for that too!  I just today got the last finishing touches on my computer, and I’m ready to go again.

I lost all of my files though, so all those drawings I was totally working on (the ones that actually existed because I was actually drawing them, mind you) are gone.  I’m going to have to re-download everything.  But the worst part is: ALL MY PORN IS GONE!

Whew...  It’s okay, I’m okay...  Anyway, I’m alive.  And now I have a badass li’l computer with 2TB of storage space.  Hopefully, I’ll get some art done before long.  I actually do have a few pieces I’ve done on paper that I plan on scanning into my computer, and then going over them with my tablet, but it may be a while before I get to them.

So yeah, just keeps coming.  Hopefully things will start getting a little better for me.

[jellyprimate]

Did you think I was gone forever?  In all fairness, even I did.  However, this is not the case!

A very, very kind soul (Neitsuke) graciously donated a used tablet to me.  I’m still getting used to it, so I figured I’d try my hand at something simple as a test, so I drew a triangle.  The triangle turned into a piece of candy corn, and then the candy corn turned into a woman, and then I made porn.  Oopsie.  Anyway, I guess this is technically the first new piece of art on the new tablet.

So, here’s the skinny: Even though I’ve made my triumphant return, I can’t make any promises that I’ll be posting regularly again.  I have very limited internet access still, and I have many new obligations that I have to follow-through with, so please just bear with me some more.  Either way, I’ll be making art, just probably not once every week like I used to.

Cheers.

[jellyprimate]

So yeah, the last time I drew Squirt, I sorta left you to guess how she got her name.  Well, in case you couldn't figure it out, here she is showing off what she does best.

The first image is her squirting from her pussy, a talent that she’s come to enjoy immensely and is her signature trademark.  She can do it on cue, even!  (But to be clear, she does NOT like watersports.)

The next image is of her squirting milk from her girls.  She’s doing it here to show that she can, but she really doesn't enjoy squirting milk as much as she does her pussy juice.  In fact, she sort of considers it a boring party-trick at this point.

Finally, the third image is the aftermath of her aforementioned talents.  She’s just sitting back and catching her breath here, all while drenched in her own juices.  With talent like hers, she could fill up a bathtub (spoiler: she has filled up a bathtub.  She does it often, in fact).

This will probably be it for me for a good while, and I’m not sure I’ll have any way to reliably connect to the internet anymore.  Thanks to all of my followers who enjoy my art.  You’re the whole reason I keep doing what I do, even after break-ins, tablet-theft, moving-woes, and the like.

Keep your fingers crossed for me.  Hopefully I’ll see you all around.

[bebacksoonartists]

If you are an artist that draws NSFW please reblog.

Lets make it easier to find each other! You can also submit an example of your work and a link to your blog to this one if you like.

[red-valentine-deactivated201902]

Yo, I’ll draw cute things and smutty things <3

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Right here.

[jellyprimate]

Hey, how’s it goin’?

I probably won’t post as often as I like, but whatever I guess

[jellyprimate]

This is Squirt, a character I came up with to symbolize one of my fetishes.

You may notice that she is pretty short, and her name is Squirt.  However, the reason she’s named Squirt is not because she is short.

I’ll let you do the guesswork here.

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Just a heads-up, you’re sitting in the splash-zone.

[jellyprimate]

I did a thing today.

It’s supposed to be made up of steel, ferrofluid, and a giant magnet.  What exactly it is though, I’m not sure.

And yeah, sorry it’s not porn.  I don’t really have internet anymore, so any art I do/scan is in plain sight at my college, and I really don’t want to try to hide from any prying eyes today.

[jellyprimate]

I’ve been in kind of an art slump recently, so to help me get out of it, I sat down and drew some nude poses of a few of my characters.  Some of these characters haven’t been used in a while, but I thought it’d be a good time to revive them, as I don’t want to just let them fall into obscurity--I’d like to use them for other things in the future.

The first one is my Cherubus (cherub/succubus hybrid) that I made I while back.  I probably should be posting it to Pixiv with a link to it on a tumblr post, as not to offend anyone who thinks it’s a naked baby, but I feel that it’s been established enough already that she’s actually like hundreds of years old.  Leg up, showing off.

The second picture is the girly boy I drew back a long while ago, but with a few modifications.  I forgot to draw the earholes for him, and I don’t want to go back and redo it I’ve decided to change his design up a little to make him simpler, as I always forget to draw those earholes anyway, and I think that they distract from his pointed design a little too much anyway. He’s showing a little leg here, as well as a little something else...  Holy crap, he still doesn’t have a name yet, does he?!

The last image is Queenie, stark naked.  Her crown is off, so her ponytail is limp and drooping, as her crown usually keeps it up.  I also had a lot of fun drawing her pussy in this perspective, which I haven’t done before.  It really suits her.

So yeah, sorry for the lack of content, or the flood of entirely SFW content lately.  Hopefully that won’t be the norm anymore.

I need a tablet so bad.

[ssb4dojo]

It seems Banjo-Kazooie might not be as impossible as we originally thought.  My hopes are slowly opening now.

[supersmashbrospics]

We mentioned this earlier in an ask, but this deserved to be shared again. This is pretty hype news.

[jellyprimate]

VOTE FOR BANJO & KAZOOIE, EVERYONE!!!

[jellyprimate]

What.

There better be a way to change the fur color to purple on this thing, otherwise I’ll be mad.

[jellyprimate]

I've really been neglecting Primate lately, so I wanted to just sit down and see if I could even draw him anymore.  I can, thankfully.  Also, this is the first time I’ve ever drawn him on paper with colored pencil, and it turned out better than I expected.

...What?  Do I have to draw porn all the time?

[jellyprimate]

...Let’s see where this goes...~

[jellyprimate]

So, I found this image of a slime mold called Dictyostelium‘s life cycle, and I was inspired to make this slime mold girl.  Slime molds eat bacteria and such, so I’m sure she wouldn’t mind you putting some sperm in her to enjoy.  Her eyes aren’t closed--they just look like that all the time. 

She is currently nameless, but I’m working on some kind of name for her.  I think I’m going to include her in the same group as Phillia and V.

[jellyprimate]

Another gal I made back in the day that I forgot all about.  This is V-...  Uh...  Well, I can’t exactly remember here name, but I know it started with a V.  Anyway, she is an alien as well, and she has something to do with Phillia and another alien that I haven’t drawn yet.  I have changed her design up some since then, as her old design was a little dated.

As you can see, she is covered in pussies.  Don’t worry, that’s normal for her species, which is entirely female.  Having multiple vaginas increases the chance of reproduction with...  Well, anything.  Any male from any species can reproduce with her.  Let’s just say, she throws some wild parties.  Anyway, her species lays squishy white eggs that hatch into slight variations of her.  Unfortunately, none of her eggs will ever hatch unless she returns to her home planet, because of a chemical in the air that the hatchlings need.  So for all intents and purposes, she’s sterile.

[jellyprimate]

So yeah, this is Phillia.  I made her when I was...  Let’s see...  22 - 8 =...  14!  Anyway, I drew loads of pictures of her back then, but unfortunately, people started going through my room, so I had to throw all of my pictures of her out.  It wasn’t until recently that I remembered her.

She’s basically unchanged, aside from having more skill now than I did then. She’s some kind of alien/dragon/amphibian thing, and her name is Phillia--these are the only two things I remember about her.  I’m going to have to remake her backstory.  Yes, I plan to use her more.

[jellyprimate]

It’s midnight-snax’s birthday today, so I drew his bunny boy Ora being curious.

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jellyprimate ‘s Very Lovely Cherubus uvu

[jellyprimate]

Fantastic work.  I like the creative liberty taken with the 2nd one.