[meanplastic]

[punlich]

One time I used my retail voice on a coworker and she was like, “Don’t use your customer voice on me, I know you’re dead inside like the rest of us, it’s just frightening and weird”

[1980sbusinesswoman]

The other day I asked for a table for two in my customer voice and the waitress squinted at me and I cleared my throat and said “Sorry, still in service mode” and she dropped hers and we swapped stories about our day and my boyfriend was like “You two just became two entirely different people in like .5 seconds…”

[vikander]

[jemappellemysti]

Let us fall.

fireplace: one of your favorite stories, books, or poems

sweater: a favorite comforting thought

pumpkin pie: a favorite comfort food

apple cider: a favorite comfort drink (alcoholic or non, either way)

fallen leaves: a scent that triggers a positive memory

maple: a kindness or sweet sentiment you've done or that someone has done for you

oak: something or someone that encourages strength in you

elm: what your dreams are like

cornfield: a reason you want or don't want to be a parent

corn maze: something you need to figure out right now

full moon: something about yourself you feel is unusual

[supermans]

[minefully]

[insensibl-deactivated20190303]

i physically and emotionally can’t take anyone’s shit anymore

[loralion]

[sansasurvived]

[willemscream]

Goddamnit Grandma

[excluhsive-deactivated20140601]

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

[satanicparadise-deactivated2017]

[nikolakh-pou-eisai]

[fag]

tumblr staff Caught me throwing shade @ them if i get deleted Yall know what happened…

[handsewn]

Shout out to the people with mediocre talents

The people who can carry a tune but don’t have a remarkable voice

The people who can draw more than stick figures but can’t develop their own style

The people who have a decent imagination but no idea how to write it all out (or vice versa)

The people who can play covers of songs but can’t write their own music

The people who can dance with choreography but not freely

The people who can do sports but never make the team

The people who are good- that just don’t feel good enough

[murdurers-deactivated20160610]

Thank you so much for this post. I feel like this constantly. I have so many hobbies that I enjoy but sometimes put myself down about because I’m not amazingly good at them

[bored-im-blog]

[wowthisexists-blog]

Sickest Candle ever.

[activatewindows]

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

[kickthebreadstickz]

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

[fenetaj-deactivated20160318]

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

[ajremix]

Not gonna lie, I now want to buy one for the sole purpose of watching people flail about trying to make it stop.

[queen-of-fallen-angels]

Is this the candle version of a Furby

[zorakings]

we had one of these and we just pried the battery out what are you all doing

[jimbenton]

[myeclecticthoughts]

[guns-n-cardigans]

This show was gold