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Damn how many emails do Amazon send you when you order something It’s like “you’re orders been confirmed” “Your orders been dispatched” “Someone just touched your package” “Your orders due before 1 pm tomorrow” “Your order is going through your letterbox” “Your mum just picked up your package and checked who in the household it was for” “ she seen your name but opened it anyway” “Send us feedback on your latest order”

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#i'm almost sat like this rn

midnightlie

tbh i could care less about shitty plot lines. i come for the characters and i stay for the characters. you could give me the shittiest plot in the whole world but if the characters are real and i connect with them then i’ll defend the whole shitty shebang until my dying breath watch me

gbcnt-blog

cloysterbell

I really hate that one tumblr post that’s like “you know that weird half jog thing white people do when they cross the street” because I think about it every single time I do that weird half jog thing when I cross the street

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

jesus-lizard-journal

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss?

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

sarah-is-always-triggered

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

severalowls

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

butch-king-frankenstein

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day). Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers. If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day. Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

that sounds doable! our goal is now clear