Tasteless Jokes

Lucy

[meeedeee]

[chessys]

the quicksand we all thought we were gonna have to face was just a metaphor for depression lads

[distastefuldaisy]

Finished my first life drawing only pad today. It's crazy to look at how much I've improved over the last four months. . . . . #lifedrawing #humanform #drawing #sketch #woman #anatomy #anatomydrawing #poses #art #improvement #progress #pendrawings #female #femaleform #needtogoshoppingfor #newartsupplies

[greggaraki]

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

[absolutecommunity]

[glamourweaver]

Yvette Nicole Brown wrote this joke based on actual experience with directors who didn’t want to use the word “sassy”  but 100% wanted her to play it sassier.

[distastefuldaisy]

Life. #scotland

[chrliekclly]

[m-korlan]

the writers of futurama saw trump coming 1000 years away

[enemies-to-lovers]

I’m just saying

so here’s our favorite adoptive space dad Bail Organa in Revenge of the Sith:

and here he is in Rogue One:

meanwhile, here’s Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith:

and here he is after the exact same amount of time: 

I’d like some of whatever Bail is having on Alderaan and exactly zero of what Obi-Wan is having on Tatooine 

[bemusedlybespectacled]

well one of them is the viceroy of alderaan and the other one is living as a hermit in space nevada, sorry that obi wan isn’t keeping up his moisturizing regimen on Planet Sand Hell while bail organa drinks kale smoothies in the shade

[distastefuldaisy]

Don’t ask how, but I just got a papercut on my areola.

[hypothesith]

no man will ever satisfy me the way darth vader’s lightsaber illuminating in the hallway of the rebel ship did at the end of rogue one.

[thetrippytrip]

[kateordie]

I was on this shit before Riverdale gave me the diet version

[humansofnewyork]

“I’m looking for a tall man. 85 to 90 years old. Preferably a professional. Needs to have a good mood. But other than that I’m pretty open. If you know anybody, let me know.” (Buenos Aires, Argentina)

[danisnotonfires]

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[free--fallin]

[frie-nds]