aye, hot stuff

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[olivertrees]

[kyleehenke]

I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back

[thesymski]

me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*

friend: *responds*

me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isn’t healthy

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

[jigglyturk]

need me a freak like this

[itsagifnotagif]

You drink Apple juice?! Lmao I only drink Android Juice

[owlmylove]

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

[wadey-wilson]

Ryan Reynolds on sexting

[willow]

bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object Me: go marry it then

[toastbutteregg]

find me this guy

[behindsuchgreeneyes-deactivated]

Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:

[beyonslayed]

Did we ever figure out why Phil Collins went off on the Tarzan soundtrack like that

[vadersrespirator]

Cause he could feel it in the air.

[transpondster]

[introvertpalaceus]

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[scentedfreakcowboyturtle-deacti]

Want!!!!

[kcdworld]

I would finally plant my plants if someone gives me this

[lake-erie]

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

[valeria2067]

Trump: “The theater should be a safe space for politicians!”

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost:

[suspend]

me everyday: