āThe Skulduggery Pleasantā sentence starters
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āDoors are for people with no imagination.ā Ā
āWeāre not retreating, weāre advancing in reverse.ā
āYou donāt know what it is, do you?ā
āI told you what it is, itās a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.ā
āKindness suits you.ā
āI think Iām quite allergic to it.ā
āIām placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I donāt know, possibly littering.ā Ā
āSo that plan worked out well.ā
āYour entire plan consisted of, and I quote, āLetās get up close and then see what happens.āā
āI think the whole thing worked out rather beautifully.ā
āYou are vastly outnumbered.ā
āYour situation has become quite untenable.āā
āYou are within moments of being swarmed by these filthy creatures of undeath and torn apart in a maelstrom of pain and fury.ā
āOkay, thatās a new one on me.ā
āI need a weapon.ā
āIāll buy you a stick for Christmas.ā
āItās not that I want you to go, itās just that I donāt want you to stay.ā
āThere is no such thing as winning and losing.ā
āThere is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything in between is still left to fight for.ā
āUntil then, there is only the struggle, because tides do what tides doāthey turn.ā
āAre you kidding? Ā I jumped off a building ā of course Iām hurt.ā Ā
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?ā Ā
āIf things go wrong, Iāll lead them away.ā
Ā āIf you donāt see me in five minutes, then Iāve probably died a very brave and heroic death.ā
āOh and donātā Oh, and donāt touch the radioāIāve got it tuned right where I want it and I donāt want you messing that up.ā Ā
āYou are such a moron.ā
āDonāt be jealous of my genius.ā
āEvery solution to every problem is simple. Itās the distance between the two where the mystery lies.ā Ā
āI love you all, even those I donāt particularly like.ā
āFound something?ā
āLook, this is all very, very weird.ā
āHow would that be OK??ā
āStop doing that.ā
āStop doing what?ā
āHe could be a butterfly dreaming heās a man.ā
āI havenāt had a chance to do it nearly as much as Iād like.ā
āYou have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.ā
āSo this is it? Is everyone here?ā
āArenāt you afraid it might get stolen? Weāre not exactly in a good part of town.ā
āItās really not as bad as it sounds.ā
āSo thisāWhatās happening and whatās going to happen, this isnāt your fault.ā
āYou canāt control everything, and not everything is your responsibility.ā
āI wanted to tell you then, but I didnāt have the words and I didnāt have the time.ā
Ā Iām here because I choose to be.
āYou save my life. I save yours. Thatās how we work.ā
āUntil the end.ā












