JennInSanDiego

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[beingsinthedream]

ottessa moshfegh

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Hey you.

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[gin-and-disappointment]

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[americasgreatoutdoors]

The sandstone formations at Arches National Park in Utah bask in the evening light after a rainstorm. What a powerful place. Walking among massive monoliths and towering walls at the Park Avenue and Courthouse Towers area - it echoes a city stroll, just with natural skyscrapers. They are telling a story in stone. And we are listening. Photo by Neil Hoeffner (www.sharetheexperience.org). 

[americasgreatoutdoors]

Canyonlands National Park in Utah is a showcase of geology. In each of the park’s districts, visitors can see the remarkable effects of time and erosion on a landscape of sedimentary rock. For millions of years, rock was broken down and carried here by wind and water, creating deposits that eventually became distinct rock layers. Many of the rock’s layers were deposited near sea level, but after a long period of uplift, the average elevation is now over 5,000 feet above sea level. As this area gradually rose, rivers that once deposited sediment on the lowlands began to remove it from the emerging plateau. The Green and Colorado rivers carved into the geologic layer cake, exposing buried sediments and creating the canyons and rock spires of Canyonlands that amaze us now. Photo by Randy Smythe (www.sharetheexperience.org). #ICYMI We’re looking back on your favorite posts of 2020. This display of incredible geologic formations really rocked our feeds this year.  #Top10of2020

[draftdodgerag]

any story that someone tells you in the kitchen is a good one

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

bluebeard’s egg, margaret atwood

[phantomrose96]

Day 286 of quarantine I have discovered www.webstaurantstore.com

It is, I BELIEVE, a website intended to be used by restaurants for bulk ordering food and utensils. And this is bringing me such unbounded delight scrolling through and recognizing that I, a single individual, ALSO can order ridiculous obscene enormous offensive-to-all-common-sensibilities shipments of BULK FOOD, to my LITTLE LITTLE APARTMENT, for PENNIES on the dollar. I have this god given power to flood my entire living space with bulk grains and it is one single button click away from my reality.

30 POUNDS of chocolate for $100. 20 POUNDS of peas for $13?? $13!!!! I will wake up every single morning from now on knowing that a box of donuts and a sack of dried split peas heavy enough to bodily injure someone both carry equal monetary weight. 25 POUNDS OF ONION POWDER for $50. Do you understand the enormity? the accessibility? the potential here? With the single click of the button I can put myself in a position of bequeathing more than a humanly comprehensible amount of onion powder in my will. AND IT WOULD ONLY COST ME $50 TO MAKE THIS A REALITY.

But what gets me

What truly gets me

is the 50 POUND BAG OF RICE 

FOR LESS THAN $20

Do you know how much that kills me? How much I’m losing my mind? that I can order MYSELF WORTH OF RICE for something to the tune of $50? I can OUT-RANK MYSELF WITH RICE, DEMOCRATICALLY OVERRULE MYSELF WITH RICE, IN MY OWN APARTMENT for the fucking PENNIES that is $50

I’m so sorry for the normal person I’ll be after quarantine because the cabin-fever version of me I’m inhabiting right now is perhaps just uninhibited enough to follow through on this dream I’ve just discovered of out-ricing myself.

[daroos]

this is where I ordered 36 lbs of european style butter for myself. Shipping can be expensive but it’s a good site with products as described.

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[blissandzen]

I went on Medicare last month…

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

I’M NOT OLD! I’M FIFTY-SEVEN! THAT’S NOT OLD!

[suitep]

I am the oldest person on tumblr. It’s been documented and everything. 

[everythingfox]

Happy piggy

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[notentirely]

- José Garza, incoming DA, Austin, Texas

[jenninsandiego]

Love this little girl

[whitepeopletwitter]

[iamemeraldfox]

Getting inspiration from the lovely Bernadette Banner, I shall carve this turnip to celebrate this year’s Witch’s Eve

Thank you grandma, for gifting me the fattest turnip from your garden

[iamemeraldfox]

Mr. Turnip the Fearsome, Defender of Our Dwelling

Some lemon juice to preserve his earthly flesh and he is good to go

[iamemeraldfox]

It’s alive!

[systlin]

I love him he’s beautiful

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[suitep]

I’ve been following this guy on twitter for a long time now. Mainly because we share the same last name. But yeah, sign me up for the same method of disposal.

[notentirely]

i hate how accurate this is

[jenninsandiego]

Newest family member

[babyanimalgifs]

An adorable birb waving its gorgeous tail feathers around in slow motion 

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