Take Me Out Of My Existential Crisis

Please be my friend I don't have much of those

[soraofficial]

At this point I live off of juice and different forms of chocolate

[official-grant-cohen-verse]

Please tell me you don’t drink vodka.

[soraofficial]

I would

IF PUNCHY AND STALKER WOULD LET ME!!!!

[jenny-lind-official]

here have some

[jenny-lind-official]

@charity-barnum-official knulla dig

[queen-elsa-of-arendelle-official]

I’M HAVING A LIT-ASS ABBA SING ALONG RIGHT NOW WHO’S COMING

[epcot-official]

MEEEEEEEEE

[kimber-benton-official]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[pisard-official]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[claudette-official]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[jenny-lind-official]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[anya-official]

GUESS WHO HAS A BOYFRIENDDDDDDDDDDD

[charity-barnum-official]

Really? Congrats!

[anya-official]

Yep!!! He’s awkward and relatable!!!!!!!

[jenny-lind-official]

HOW DOES THIS BITCH, WHO JUST FUCKING GOT HERE, GET A BOYFRIEND BUT I DON’T???????

[official-hans]

does anyone know of some gullible people in powerful positions that are in the right age range for me to marry? asking for a friend uwu

[jenny-lind-official]

Bitch who wants to know

[peachette-official]

If you don’t utterly worship Miku what are you even doing with your life?

[shino-inuduka--official]

Being a parasitic burden.

[claudette-official]

Being horny for Gaston.

[jenny-lind-official]

Singing opera.

[the-redhead-official]

d

[toralei-stripe-official]

e

[takashimizu-rina-official]

s

[epcot-official]

p

[xandra-official]

a

[ash-official]

c

[kimber-benton-official]

i

[johnny-johnny-official]

t

[jenny-lind-official]

o

[kimber-benton-official]

Now that Jem is dead

I’m starting my own band. Anyone wanna join?

[jenny-lind-official]

Can I be lead singer?

[kimber-benton-official]

I’m lead singer

[jenny-lind-official]

BITCH I’M JENNY FUCKIN LIND THE SWEDISH NIGHTINGALE STFU I’M LEAD SINGER

[kimber-benton-official]

Now that Jem is dead

I’m starting my own band. Anyone wanna join?

[jenny-lind-official]

Can I be lead singer?

[charity-barnum-official]

Since people are leaving

Reblog this if you don’t plan to leave the Officialverse anytime soon! (or ever)

(also you’re allowed to leave, feel free, it’s your choice! i just want to know who isn’t)

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Alright anyone wanna go drinking…

[punchy-official-blog]

Me

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

… are you old enough

[kyu-sugardust-official]

I could go for some booze! Load me up with that shit!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Here have vodka

[kyu-sugardust-official]

*chugs the entire bottle, while looking Nikolai dead in the eye and never breaking eye contact* Yo, what is this? We don’t have this back home…

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Good old cossaks vodka…. what do you have back home…

[kyu-sugardust-official]

Mostly dewdrops. They’re surprisingly good! And if you’re ranked high enough in the love fairy hierarchy, you get to try some ambrosia!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yeah I have no idea what any of that shit is… want another bottle?

[kyu-sugardust-official]

Fuck yeah, keep em coming!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Alright

*starts pulling out bottle after bottle*

[kyu-sugardust-official]

*downs ten more bottles* Ah, I think I’m *hic* drunk enough…

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

God damn, you have almost drank more than I do

[kyu-sugardust-official]

Hey, don’t you *hic* be judgin’ me…I’ll *hic* I’ll cut you…

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yeaj right, as if you could

[jenny-lind-official]

ME WANTS VODKAAA

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

VODKA

[jenny-lind-official]

V O D K A

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Alright anyone wanna go drinking…

[punchy-official-blog]

Me

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

… are you old enough

[kyu-sugardust-official]

I could go for some booze! Load me up with that shit!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Here have vodka

[kyu-sugardust-official]

*chugs the entire bottle, while looking Nikolai dead in the eye and never breaking eye contact* Yo, what is this? We don’t have this back home…

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Good old cossaks vodka…. what do you have back home…

[kyu-sugardust-official]

Mostly dewdrops. They’re surprisingly good! And if you’re ranked high enough in the love fairy hierarchy, you get to try some ambrosia!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yeah I have no idea what any of that shit is… want another bottle?

[kyu-sugardust-official]

Fuck yeah, keep em coming!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Alright

*starts pulling out bottle after bottle*

[kyu-sugardust-official]

*downs ten more bottles* Ah, I think I’m *hic* drunk enough…

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

God damn, you have almost drank more than I do

[kyu-sugardust-official]

Hey, don’t you *hic* be judgin’ me…I’ll *hic* I’ll cut you…

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Yeaj right, as if you could

[jenny-lind-official]

ME WANTS VODKAAA

[jose-carioca-official]

Stalker said russia is better than brazil

I know what he said. I do not agree with his opinion at all.

[jenny-lind-official]

sweden is better than russia and brazil combined

[jenny-lind-official]

Gimme dat vodka

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I GOT VODKA

[official-shuichi-saihara]

Ｔ Ｗ Ｏ   Ｓ Ｈ Ｏ Ｔ Ｓ   Ｏ Ｆ   Ｖ Ｏ Ｄ Ｋ Ａ

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

You are like baby

*drinks a whole bottle*

[official-shuichi-saihara]

t h e n b e h o l d

*downs three bottles without rest*

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Pathetic

*downs 5 without rest*

[jenny-lind-official]

*chugs 10 bottles*

[withered-golden-freddy-official]

*crams 20 bottles down his jaws. including the bottles*

TO BE FAIR THOUGH, I’M A ROBOT.

[jenny-lind-official]

*30 🅱️OTTLES*

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*50 bottles*

FOR MOTHER RUSSIA

[jenny-lind-official]

*∞ bottles* LIFE IS GOOOOOOOOD

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

FUCKS HOWS IS THIS POSSIBLE

[official-nanafuse]

The real question is how are you all not dead yet.

[withered-golden-freddy-official]

I MEAN I’VE BEEN LONG DEAD SO

[jenny-lind-official]

I’m dead on the inside.

[jenny-lind-official]

Gimme dat vodka

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I GOT VODKA

[official-shuichi-saihara]

Ｔ Ｗ Ｏ   Ｓ Ｈ Ｏ Ｔ Ｓ   Ｏ Ｆ   Ｖ Ｏ Ｄ Ｋ Ａ

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

You are like baby

*drinks a whole bottle*

[official-shuichi-saihara]

t h e n b e h o l d

*downs three bottles without rest*

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Pathetic

*downs 5 without rest*

[jenny-lind-official]

*chugs 10 bottles*

[withered-golden-freddy-official]

*crams 20 bottles down his jaws. including the bottles*

TO BE FAIR THOUGH, I’M A ROBOT.

[jenny-lind-official]

*30 🅱️OTTLES*

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*50 bottles*

FOR MOTHER RUSSIA

[jenny-lind-official]

*∞ bottles* LIFE IS GOOOOOOOOD

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

FUCKS HOWS IS THIS POSSIBLE

[jenny-lind-official]

NOBODY KNOWS

JUST DON’T QUESTION IT

[jenny-lind-official]

Gimme dat vodka

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I GOT VODKA

[official-shuichi-saihara]

Ｔ Ｗ Ｏ   Ｓ Ｈ Ｏ Ｔ Ｓ   Ｏ Ｆ   Ｖ Ｏ Ｄ Ｋ Ａ

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

You are like baby

*drinks a whole bottle*

[official-shuichi-saihara]

t h e n b e h o l d

*downs three bottles without rest*

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Pathetic

*downs 5 without rest*

[jenny-lind-official]

*chugs 10 bottles*

[withered-golden-freddy-official]

*crams 20 bottles down his jaws. including the bottles*

TO BE FAIR THOUGH, I’M A ROBOT.

[jenny-lind-official]

*30 🅱️OTTLES*

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*50 bottles*

FOR MOTHER RUSSIA

[jenny-lind-official]

*∞ bottles* LIFE IS GOOOOOOOOD

[jenny-lind-official]

Gimme dat vodka

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I GOT VODKA

[official-shuichi-saihara]

Ｔ Ｗ Ｏ   Ｓ Ｈ Ｏ Ｔ Ｓ   Ｏ Ｆ   Ｖ Ｏ Ｄ Ｋ Ａ

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

You are like baby

*drinks a whole bottle*

[official-shuichi-saihara]

t h e n b e h o l d

*downs three bottles without rest*

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Pathetic

*downs 5 without rest*

[jenny-lind-official]

*chugs 10 bottles*

[withered-golden-freddy-official]

*crams 20 bottles down his jaws. including the bottles*

TO BE FAIR THOUGH, I’M A ROBOT.

[jenny-lind-official]

*30 🅱️OTTLES*