ooh la la! @claudette-official - Tumblr Blog

I’M HAVING A LIT-ASS ABBA SING ALONG RIGHT NOW WHO’S COMING

epcot-official

MEEEEEEEEE

kimber-benton-official

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pisard-official

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

peachette-official

If you don’t utterly worship Miku what are you even doing with your life?

shino-inuduka--official

Being a parasitic burden.

Being horny for Gaston.

I wanna marry a hot guy if youre a hot guy hmu

I’VE BEEN ON FIRE A COUPLE OF TIMES SO I SAY I’M PRETTY HOT, HAHA

Are you ripped?

OF COURSE, I’M STRONG ENOUGH TO TEAR APART DEMONS EASILY

Show me your abs.

So it’s like that huh, well my I remind you of this.

Boom BABY!

I thought you didn’t want to marry me.

I wanna marry a hot guy if youre a hot guy hmu

I’VE BEEN ON FIRE A COUPLE OF TIMES SO I SAY I’M PRETTY HOT, HAHA

Are you ripped?

OF COURSE, I’M STRONG ENOUGH TO TEAR APART DEMONS EASILY

Show me your abs.

I wanna marry a hot guy if youre a hot guy hmu

I’VE BEEN ON FIRE A COUPLE OF TIMES SO I SAY I’M PRETTY HOT, HAHA

Are you ripped?

I wanna marry a hot guy if youre a hot guy hmu

#officialverse

marry me @gaston-official

I’ve been tricked by you three before. It was fun but devious. All three of you Bimbettes see me as some perfect peace of meat. While that may be true, their is more to @gaston-official than a perfect body…*flexing pecks* @official-belle is the only woman who appreciates that.

official-lefou

That’s true @claudette-official. @gaston-official has his heart set on another. But you know if you want to get close to him… well I’m available and I’m around Gaston all the time. *licks palm to slick back his hair*

Maybe if you get ripped I’ll give you a chance.

Don’t you see @claudette-official it’s because I care about you that I can not be with you. If your sisters found out they would be driven mad with jelouse envy. They might plot to replace you. They would buy red dresses and change their hair to become you. I don’t want to see you harmed, or your family torn apart.

unofficial-hercules

How gross. How could you be so cruel to a young lady in love, Gaston? Anyways. @claudette-official, if you ever need someone to talk to, I’m willing to listen :)

official-webby-vanderquack

Oh... well... okay.

YOU SHOULD SING THE GREATEST SHOW

@queen-elsa-of-arendelle-official ladies and gents this is the moment you’ve waited for

*freezes webby* nope.

LET THE DUCK SING

I SAID

LET THE DUCK FUCKING SING

AND I SAID

#LETWEBBYSING2K18

the-redhead-official

LISTEN UP B I T C H

IF YA DON’T LET THE KID SING, I NOT ONLY WILL SING FOR HER, BUT I’LL START A WHOLE ENTIRE ELABORATE MUSICAL NUMBER GOT THAT?

Sure you are sweetie.

the-redhead-official

SO TELL ME DO YOU WANNA GO

Fuck.

She fucking did it.

WHERE IT’S COVERED IN ALL THE COLORED LIGHTS

bubbles-official

W H E R E T H E R U N A W A Y S A R E R U N N I N G T H E N I G H T

kimber-benton-official

IMPOSSIBLE COMING TRUE IT’S TAKING OVER YOU

official-webby-vanderquack

Fuck. Fine. You want the damn duck. Take her. *makes webby an ice escape passage*

*slides through the ice escape passage* OH!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOW!!!

forthosemomentsinthewoods

WEEEEEEEEE LIGHT IT UP WE DONT COME DOWN

I love how with Disney villains their songs are usually either “glorified soliloquies about their plans” or “trying to make a deal with the protagonist” but Gaston’s song is literally the whole town trying to raise his shattered ego after he got rejected from a marriage proposal given to the one woman in town that would quite obviously turn him down.

carrottheluvmachine

No one brings townspeople together for astounding musical acts like Gaston

sarcasticassmatic

gastrongstrong420

this man looks like me but is not

theofficialgrayfullbuster-blog

Finally someone understands what I’ve been going through!

Dude…that’s rough, I bet there’s someone out there for you. After all you have a lot of fans right?

Yes it’s true I have endless fans. However Belle loves “prince adult” the beast who was so vain and self absorbed he looked down opponent board frail woman as if she was trash. The beast even treated her as a prisoner and with anger fury. He only grew to love her because of what she did for him wear as I loved her for who she was, when no one else liked her.

THERE’S ME

THERE’S ALWAYS ME

Yo im bored, someone help me shitpost or somethin

We should have our wedding soon

OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT WE NEVER ACTAULLY GOT MARRIED!!!!

Wanna set a date?? owo

HECC YA

WERE GONNA GET MARRIED JULY 8TH!!

You lesbians make no sense to me. Why choose a woman rather than chancing a man like myself?

Why do you assume I’m talking to you? Conseded much? Also @gaston-official has no need to chance anything unless it’s for a wild game hunt.

For all you ladies who aren’t interested in men I present this evedince

Don’t act like your not interested now.

You are literally so ugly *starts sobbing*

You are showing this stuff off for children to see

THAT IS THE FACE OF TRUE BEAUTY

YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN

No, we are just trying to live our lives and this doofus comes here and flaunts his junk to uninterested people. I also just want him to leave my girlfriend alone dammit, is that too much to ask?

I WANT THE JUNK

WELL I DON’T

YOU SHOULD

I’M FIFTEEN YOU WEIRDO LADY

Want some pizza?

Hey Claudette I’ve definitely crushed on you before and I respect you but what the fuck

Yeah same

Also @claudette-official I think my aunt @official-princessjasmine really likes you! I know you find Gaston hot or whatever but he’s not very nice and you deserve better. And what’s better than a princess?

GASTON

marry me @gaston-official

official-lefou

Maybe if you get ripped I’ll give you a chance.

Yo im bored, someone help me shitpost or somethin

We should have our wedding soon

OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT WE NEVER ACTAULLY GOT MARRIED!!!!

Wanna set a date?? owo

HECC YA

WERE GONNA GET MARRIED JULY 8TH!!

You lesbians make no sense to me. Why choose a woman rather than chancing a man like myself?

Why do you assume I’m talking to you? Conseded much? Also @gaston-official has no need to chance anything unless it’s for a wild game hunt.

For all you ladies who aren’t interested in men I present this evedince

Don’t act like your not interested now.

You are literally so ugly *starts sobbing*

You are showing this stuff off for children to see

THAT IS THE FACE OF TRUE BEAUTY

YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN

No, we are just trying to live our lives and this doofus comes here and flaunts his junk to uninterested people. I also just want him to leave my girlfriend alone dammit, is that too much to ask?

I WANT THE JUNK

WELL I DON’T

YOU SHOULD

official-nanafuse

Is “I am ridiculously horny for Gaston” literally your only aspect or something?

Because so far, you’re not showing any signs of having much else.

Yes, yes it is.

Yo im bored, someone help me shitpost or somethin

We should have our wedding soon

OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT WE NEVER ACTAULLY GOT MARRIED!!!!

Wanna set a date?? owo

HECC YA

WERE GONNA GET MARRIED JULY 8TH!!

You lesbians make no sense to me. Why choose a woman rather than chancing a man like myself?

Why do you assume I’m talking to you? Conseded much? Also @gaston-official has no need to chance anything unless it’s for a wild game hunt.

For all you ladies who aren’t interested in men I present this evedince

Don’t act like your not interested now.

You are literally so ugly *starts sobbing*

You are showing this stuff off for children to see

THAT IS THE FACE OF TRUE BEAUTY

YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN

No, we are just trying to live our lives and this doofus comes here and flaunts his junk to uninterested people. I also just want him to leave my girlfriend alone dammit, is that too much to ask?

I WANT THE JUNK

WELL I DON’T

YOU SHOULD

I’M FIFTEEN YOU WEIRDO LADY

Want some pizza?

Yo im bored, someone help me shitpost or somethin

We should have our wedding soon

OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT WE NEVER ACTAULLY GOT MARRIED!!!!

Wanna set a date?? owo

HECC YA

WERE GONNA GET MARRIED JULY 8TH!!

You lesbians make no sense to me. Why choose a woman rather than chancing a man like myself?

Why do you assume I’m talking to you? Conseded much? Also @gaston-official has no need to chance anything unless it’s for a wild game hunt.

For all you ladies who aren’t interested in men I present this evedince

Don’t act like your not interested now.

You are literally so ugly *starts sobbing*

You are showing this stuff off for children to see

THAT IS THE FACE OF TRUE BEAUTY

YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN

the-official-techpreist

Incorrect, true beauty is machines

L I A R

Yo im bored, someone help me shitpost or somethin

We should have our wedding soon

OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT WE NEVER ACTAULLY GOT MARRIED!!!!

Wanna set a date?? owo

HECC YA

WERE GONNA GET MARRIED JULY 8TH!!

You lesbians make no sense to me. Why choose a woman rather than chancing a man like myself?

Why do you assume I’m talking to you? Conseded much? Also @gaston-official has no need to chance anything unless it’s for a wild game hunt.

For all you ladies who aren’t interested in men I present this evedince

Don’t act like your not interested now.

You are literally so ugly *starts sobbing*

You are showing this stuff off for children to see

THAT IS THE FACE OF TRUE BEAUTY

YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN

No, we are just trying to live our lives and this doofus comes here and flaunts his junk to uninterested people. I also just want him to leave my girlfriend alone dammit, is that too much to ask?

I WANT THE JUNK

WELL I DON’T

YOU SHOULD

Yo im bored, someone help me shitpost or somethin

We should have our wedding soon

OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT WE NEVER ACTAULLY GOT MARRIED!!!!

Wanna set a date?? owo

HECC YA

WERE GONNA GET MARRIED JULY 8TH!!

You lesbians make no sense to me. Why choose a woman rather than chancing a man like myself?

Why do you assume I’m talking to you? Conseded much? Also @gaston-official has no need to chance anything unless it’s for a wild game hunt.

For all you ladies who aren’t interested in men I present this evedince

Don’t act like your not interested now.

You are literally so ugly *starts sobbing*

You are showing this stuff off for children to see

THAT IS THE FACE OF TRUE BEAUTY

YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN

No, we are just trying to live our lives and this doofus comes here and flaunts his junk to uninterested people. I also just want him to leave my girlfriend alone dammit, is that too much to ask?