I’M HAVING A LIT-ASS ABBA SING ALONG RIGHT NOW WHO’S COMING
MEEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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@claudette-official
I’M HAVING A LIT-ASS ABBA SING ALONG RIGHT NOW WHO’S COMING
MEEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If you don’t utterly worship Miku what are you even doing with your life?
Being a parasitic burden.
Being horny for Gaston.
I wanna marry a hot guy if youre a hot guy hmu
I’VE BEEN ON FIRE A COUPLE OF TIMES SO I SAY I’M PRETTY HOT, HAHA
Are you ripped?
OF COURSE, I’M STRONG ENOUGH TO TEAR APART DEMONS EASILY
Show me your abs.
So it’s like that huh, well my I remind you of this.
Boom BABY!
I thought you didn’t want to marry me.
I wanna marry a hot guy if youre a hot guy hmu
I’VE BEEN ON FIRE A COUPLE OF TIMES SO I SAY I’M PRETTY HOT, HAHA
Are you ripped?
OF COURSE, I’M STRONG ENOUGH TO TEAR APART DEMONS EASILY
Show me your abs.
I wanna marry a hot guy if youre a hot guy hmu
I’VE BEEN ON FIRE A COUPLE OF TIMES SO I SAY I’M PRETTY HOT, HAHA
Are you ripped?
I wanna marry a hot guy if youre a hot guy hmu
marry me @gaston-official
I’ve been tricked by you three before. It was fun but devious. All three of you Bimbettes see me as some perfect peace of meat. While that may be true, their is more to @gaston-official than a perfect body…*flexing pecks* @official-belle is the only woman who appreciates that.
That’s true @claudette-official. @gaston-official has his heart set on another. But you know if you want to get close to him… well I’m available and I’m around Gaston all the time. *licks palm to slick back his hair*
Maybe if you get ripped I’ll give you a chance.
Don’t you see @claudette-official it’s because I care about you that I can not be with you. If your sisters found out they would be driven mad with jelouse envy. They might plot to replace you. They would buy red dresses and change their hair to become you. I don’t want to see you harmed, or your family torn apart.
How gross. How could you be so cruel to a young lady in love, Gaston? Anyways. @claudette-official, if you ever need someone to talk to, I’m willing to listen :)
Oh... well... okay.
YOU SHOULD SING THE GREATEST SHOW
@queen-elsa-of-arendelle-official ladies and gents this is the moment you’ve waited for
*freezes webby* nope.
LET THE DUCK SING
I SAID
LET THE DUCK FUCKING SING
AND I SAID
NO
#LETWEBBYSING2K18
LISTEN UP B I T C H
IF YA DON’T LET THE KID SING, I NOT ONLY WILL SING FOR HER, BUT I’LL START A WHOLE ENTIRE ELABORATE MUSICAL NUMBER GOT THAT?
Sure you are sweetie.
SO TELL ME DO YOU WANNA GO
Fuck.
She fucking did it.
WHERE IT’S COVERED IN ALL THE COLORED LIGHTS
W H E R E T H E R U N A W A Y S A R E R U N N I N G T H E N I G H T
IMPOSSIBLE COMING TRUE IT’S TAKING OVER YOU
Fuck. Fine. You want the damn duck. Take her. *makes webby an ice escape passage*
*slides through the ice escape passage* OH!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOW!!!
WEEEEEEEEE LIGHT IT UP WE DONT COME DOWN
I love how with Disney villains their songs are usually either “glorified soliloquies about their plans” or “trying to make a deal with the protagonist” but Gaston’s song is literally the whole town trying to raise his shattered ego after he got rejected from a marriage proposal given to the one woman in town that would quite obviously turn him down.
No one brings townspeople together for astounding musical acts like Gaston
this man looks like me but is not
Finally someone understands what I’ve been going through!
Dude…that’s rough, I bet there’s someone out there for you. After all you have a lot of fans right?
Yes it’s true I have endless fans. However Belle loves “prince adult” the beast who was so vain and self absorbed he looked down opponent board frail woman as if she was trash. The beast even treated her as a prisoner and with anger fury. He only grew to love her because of what she did for him wear as I loved her for who she was, when no one else liked her.
THERE’S ME
THERE’S ALWAYS ME
Yo im bored, someone help me shitpost or somethin
We should have our wedding soon
OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT WE NEVER ACTAULLY GOT MARRIED!!!!
Wanna set a date?? owo
HECC YA
WERE GONNA GET MARRIED JULY 8TH!!
You lesbians make no sense to me. Why choose a woman rather than chancing a man like myself?
Why do you assume I’m talking to you? Conseded much? Also @gaston-official has no need to chance anything unless it’s for a wild game hunt.
For all you ladies who aren’t interested in men I present this evedince
Don’t act like your not interested now.
You are literally so ugly *starts sobbing*
You are showing this stuff off for children to see
THAT IS THE FACE OF TRUE BEAUTY
YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN
No, we are just trying to live our lives and this doofus comes here and flaunts his junk to uninterested people. I also just want him to leave my girlfriend alone dammit, is that too much to ask?
I WANT THE JUNK
WELL I DON’T
YOU SHOULD
I’M FIFTEEN YOU WEIRDO LADY
Oh
Want some pizza?
Hey Claudette I’ve definitely crushed on you before and I respect you but what the fuck
Yeah same
Also @claudette-official I think my aunt @official-princessjasmine really likes you! I know you find Gaston hot or whatever but he’s not very nice and you deserve better. And what’s better than a princess?
GASTON
marry me @gaston-official
I’ve been tricked by you three before. It was fun but devious. All three of you Bimbettes see me as some perfect peace of meat. While that may be true, their is more to @gaston-official than a perfect body…*flexing pecks* @official-belle is the only woman who appreciates that.
That’s true @claudette-official. @gaston-official has his heart set on another. But you know if you want to get close to him… well I’m available and I’m around Gaston all the time. *licks palm to slick back his hair*
Maybe if you get ripped I’ll give you a chance.
Yo im bored, someone help me shitpost or somethin
We should have our wedding soon
OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT WE NEVER ACTAULLY GOT MARRIED!!!!
Wanna set a date?? owo
HECC YA
WERE GONNA GET MARRIED JULY 8TH!!
You lesbians make no sense to me. Why choose a woman rather than chancing a man like myself?
Why do you assume I’m talking to you? Conseded much? Also @gaston-official has no need to chance anything unless it’s for a wild game hunt.
For all you ladies who aren’t interested in men I present this evedince
Don’t act like your not interested now.
You are literally so ugly *starts sobbing*
You are showing this stuff off for children to see
THAT IS THE FACE OF TRUE BEAUTY
YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN
No, we are just trying to live our lives and this doofus comes here and flaunts his junk to uninterested people. I also just want him to leave my girlfriend alone dammit, is that too much to ask?
I WANT THE JUNK
WELL I DON’T
YOU SHOULD
Is “I am ridiculously horny for Gaston” literally your only aspect or something?
Because so far, you’re not showing any signs of having much else.
Yes, yes it is.
Yo im bored, someone help me shitpost or somethin
We should have our wedding soon
OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT WE NEVER ACTAULLY GOT MARRIED!!!!
Wanna set a date?? owo
HECC YA
WERE GONNA GET MARRIED JULY 8TH!!
You lesbians make no sense to me. Why choose a woman rather than chancing a man like myself?
Why do you assume I’m talking to you? Conseded much? Also @gaston-official has no need to chance anything unless it’s for a wild game hunt.
For all you ladies who aren’t interested in men I present this evedince
Don’t act like your not interested now.
You are literally so ugly *starts sobbing*
You are showing this stuff off for children to see
THAT IS THE FACE OF TRUE BEAUTY
YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN
No, we are just trying to live our lives and this doofus comes here and flaunts his junk to uninterested people. I also just want him to leave my girlfriend alone dammit, is that too much to ask?
I WANT THE JUNK
WELL I DON’T
YOU SHOULD
I’M FIFTEEN YOU WEIRDO LADY
Oh
Want some pizza?
Yo im bored, someone help me shitpost or somethin
We should have our wedding soon
OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT WE NEVER ACTAULLY GOT MARRIED!!!!
Wanna set a date?? owo
HECC YA
WERE GONNA GET MARRIED JULY 8TH!!
You lesbians make no sense to me. Why choose a woman rather than chancing a man like myself?
Why do you assume I’m talking to you? Conseded much? Also @gaston-official has no need to chance anything unless it’s for a wild game hunt.
For all you ladies who aren’t interested in men I present this evedince
Don’t act like your not interested now.
You are literally so ugly *starts sobbing*
You are showing this stuff off for children to see
THAT IS THE FACE OF TRUE BEAUTY
YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN
Incorrect, true beauty is machines
L I A R
Yo im bored, someone help me shitpost or somethin
We should have our wedding soon
OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT WE NEVER ACTAULLY GOT MARRIED!!!!
Wanna set a date?? owo
HECC YA
WERE GONNA GET MARRIED JULY 8TH!!
You lesbians make no sense to me. Why choose a woman rather than chancing a man like myself?
Why do you assume I’m talking to you? Conseded much? Also @gaston-official has no need to chance anything unless it’s for a wild game hunt.
For all you ladies who aren’t interested in men I present this evedince
Don’t act like your not interested now.
You are literally so ugly *starts sobbing*
You are showing this stuff off for children to see
THAT IS THE FACE OF TRUE BEAUTY
YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN
No, we are just trying to live our lives and this doofus comes here and flaunts his junk to uninterested people. I also just want him to leave my girlfriend alone dammit, is that too much to ask?
I WANT THE JUNK
WELL I DON’T
YOU SHOULD
Yo im bored, someone help me shitpost or somethin
We should have our wedding soon
OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT WE NEVER ACTAULLY GOT MARRIED!!!!
Wanna set a date?? owo
HECC YA
WERE GONNA GET MARRIED JULY 8TH!!
You lesbians make no sense to me. Why choose a woman rather than chancing a man like myself?
Why do you assume I’m talking to you? Conseded much? Also @gaston-official has no need to chance anything unless it’s for a wild game hunt.
For all you ladies who aren’t interested in men I present this evedince
Don’t act like your not interested now.
You are literally so ugly *starts sobbing*
You are showing this stuff off for children to see
THAT IS THE FACE OF TRUE BEAUTY
YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN
No, we are just trying to live our lives and this doofus comes here and flaunts his junk to uninterested people. I also just want him to leave my girlfriend alone dammit, is that too much to ask?
I WANT THE JUNK
Yo im bored, someone help me shitpost or somethin
We should have our wedding soon
OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT WE NEVER ACTAULLY GOT MARRIED!!!!
Wanna set a date?? owo
HECC YA
WERE GONNA GET MARRIED JULY 8TH!!
You lesbians make no sense to me. Why choose a woman rather than chancing a man like myself?
Why do you assume I’m talking to you? Conseded much? Also @gaston-official has no need to chance anything unless it’s for a wild game hunt.
For all you ladies who aren’t interested in men I present this evedince
Don’t act like your not interested now.
You are literally so ugly *starts sobbing*
You are showing this stuff off for children to see
THAT IS THE FACE OF TRUE BEAUTY
YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN