I can't believe I'm a teenager either

How do I manage all these jobs, take care of my abnormal amount of sisters, go to school, and have a boyfriend? Nobody knows.

[barbie--official]

Hey beach -Ken

Hey daddy

[barbie--official]

Do you have a Gamecube?

Yeah, I have e v e r y t h i n g.

[gahdamnpunk]

Barbie outchea dropping some serious truth bombs

[barbie--official]

Welcome to the dreamhouse motherfuckers

[officialverse-school-district]

Reblog this if you’re signing up for daycare, elementary school, middle school, high school, or university, so we can have you ready to go by September! -Charity

[charity-barnum-official]

Since people are leaving

Reblog this if you don’t plan to leave the Officialverse anytime soon! (or ever)

(also you’re allowed to leave, feel free, it’s your choice! i just want to know who isn’t)

[barbie--official]

How do I become you

Get so much plastic surgery that you are 100% plastic and cannot move your joints. :)

[s3xisfors1nners-deactivated2019]

Barbie movie alignment chart, i’m dumbass bitch

[barbie--official]

I’m a magical princess, spy, and brain surgeon, among other things. Don’t fucking mess with me.

[fozzie-bear-official]

Hard to be a brain surgeon without any brains

[unofficial-spongebob]

She does have a brain though! I gave her one of my spares!

[barbie--official]

And I operated on my own brain transplant.

[unofficial-spongebob]

Yes, she’s very talented! Ken wishes he could be that cool

[barbie--official]

DON’T INSULT KEN LIKE THAT (but yea im cooler)

[barbie--official]

I’m a magical princess, spy, and brain surgeon, among other things. Don’t fucking mess with me.

[fozzie-bear-official]

Hard to be a brain surgeon without any brains

[unofficial-spongebob]

She does have a brain though! I gave her one of my spares!

[barbie--official]

And I operated on my own brain transplant.

[barbie--official]

I’m a magical princess, spy, and brain surgeon, among other things. Don’t fucking mess with me.

[jenny-lind-official]

@official–alexa @official-webby-vanderquack @shino-inuduka–official @nosk-official @charity-barnum-official @queen-elsa-of-arendelle-official @toralei-stripe-official @bubbles-official @auriana-official @dreamfinder-official @kimber-benton-official @xandra-official @twyla-boogeyman-official @corrin-official @ash-official @barbie–official @withered-golden-freddy-official @jackson-jekyll-official @minnie-mouse-official @official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r @eclipsa-official @harley-quinn-official @moritaka-inuduka–official ALRIGHT LETS GO

[official-webby-vanderquack]

YEET

[jenny-lind-official]

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

STILL ALIVE

[nosk-official]

FUCK YEAH

[jenny-lind-official]

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I feel like I’m gonna die soon

[jenny-lind-official]

Rip elsa, won’t say anyone will miss you.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Nope

[jenny-lind-official]

thx unknown sponsor

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I’m still just wandering around

[jenny-lind-official]

[jackson-jekyll-official]

Damn clown you can’t defeat me

[nosk-official]

why would i ever even sleep

[jenny-lind-official]

[nosk-official]

rip moritaka i’ll miss you furry man

[jenny-lind-official]

HELL FUCKING YEA

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Annnd we have 4 dead

[jackson-jekyll-official]

I couldn’t even handle the second night oof

[jenny-lind-official]

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

3 down in one explosion

[jenny-lind-official]

Oh neat charity’s dead didn’t notice that at first

[official-webby-vanderquack]

Still alive yeet

[jenny-lind-official]

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Fuck I might die

[jenny-lind-official]

((ah shit i picked the wrong pronouns for you s.t.a.l.k.e.r sorry oof))

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Eh its fine

[minnie-mouse-official]

I’m gonna die

[jenny-lind-official]

Yep.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Well there goes 5

[jenny-lind-official]

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Well I finally killed someone

[jenny-lind-official]

Good job, you get a gold star.

[jackson-jekyll-official]

GOOD RIDDANCE EVIL CLOWN

[jenny-lind-official]

[ash-official]

FUCKING FRUIT??? FROM A GODDAMN TREE??? THAT’S NOT METAL ENOUGH

[barbie--official]

Cam down bitch at least you’re not dead.

[jenny-lind-official]

I’m gonna do a hunger games sim who wants to be in it

[shino-inuduka--official]

Me!

[charity-barnum-official]

Me!

[queen-elsa-of-arendelle-official]

Meeeeeeeeeeeee

[toralei-stripe-official]

Me(ow)

[official-webby-vanderquack]

Me! :)

[bubbles-official]

Me!!!!!

[auriana-official]

Me!

[dreamfinder-official]

Me!

[kimber-benton-official]

Me!

[xandra-official]

MEEeeeeeeeEEeEeee

[corrin-official-blog]

Me! 

[ash-official]

ME

[jenny-lind-official]

8 more spots keep em comin

[barbie--official]

Me!

[auriana-official]

Hello fellow humans! I am most definetly not a magical princess from another planet who secretly fights evil twins regularly!

[jenny-lind-official]

I dunno, the way you worded that kinda makes it sound like you’re  a magical princess from another planet who secretly fights evil twins regularly.

[jenny-lind-official]

And I’m not a world renowned opera singer.

[barbie--official]

And I’m not a teen with a million jobs.

[animatedtext]

[squonkalicious]

PSA: IF YOU LIVE IN ENGLAND PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE

Some of you may have heard about the UK Cat Killer, some sick fuck who has killed and mutilated over 300 cats and other animals such as pet rabbits and wild foxes over the past 3-4 years.

Recently there have been an influx of more killings especially around the South Eastern area, including Surrey, Hampshire, Sussex, Berkshire, etc, where the animals have been mutilated and either returned to their owner or left on footpaths and sidewalks where kids regularly walk to school. School children have been finding theses horribly mutilated animals. Most recently, however, on Monday a lady’s cat was found beheaded and splayed out in a star shape beneath her bedroom window in the morning about 2 minutes away from where I live, my mum works at a vets and was visited by Scotland yard police who advised everyone who lives in the area to keep their pets in at all times if possible. Especially at night.

So, since Tumblr is so American-centric, I thought I’d write a little PSA telling people who live in the UK to please keep your pets in at night, and if possible, during the day. 

Sources of information for those who want to read more about this arsehole:

https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/decapitated-cat-farnham-linked-uk-14770593

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/947716/croydon-cat-killer-targets-young-girls-pet

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5693109/The-Croydon-Cat-Killer-mutilated-400-England-started-butchering-pets.html

SNARL is a good continuous source for those who wish to follow further

This has been a PSA, thank you.

[just-sun-thoughts]

I’ve got more followers on here

[responses-from-the-theatre]

this is also happening in the north-west, our neighbours rabbit was beheaded and people have had their cat’s paws mailed to them 

don’t let this go unnoticed

[catsindoors]

The United Kingdom tag on @realoutdoorcats [warning: Linked blogged has upsetting content] has a few more articles on this.

[magica-de-spell-official]

*witch-related pun*

[april-official]

*rain related pun*

[magica-de-spell-official]

Wow, sweetie! That’s some nice pun work!

[gladstone-gander-unofficial]

*luck related pun*

[barbie--official]

*doll-related pun*