hoe invictus

nae / shursh | 21 | nyc engineer - writer - nerd trash

[666-satsuki-blog]

【DIGITAL DEVIL SAGA AvatarTuner】 12th anniversary

argilla:Sastuki

[trashybooksforladies]

Madeline’s not some invincible succubus. She’s a regular succubus, and she can be defeated. 

[unfugged]

me: combining german and english with each other is actually a great way to expand our vocabulary and establishing those new sentence structures and words actually develops the language in a new and interesting way

friend:

me: nevermind

[the-gang-makes-a-blog]

There’s a spider (spider, spider) He’s deep in my soul (soul) He’s lived here for years (years) He just won’t let go He’s laying around He’s got a mean bite Now he’s ready to fight… And stand up for what he knows… I don’t need your trophies or your gold I just want to tell you all Go fuck yourselves… Go fuck yourselves… Go fuck yourselves…I  really mean to tell you Fuck you motherfuckers I don’t need you in my bar…

[soymuerto]

[cookiesketches]

Would you want to draw some Reyna? Any kind of Reyna, the Queen is perfect anywhere. <3

sweaty

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[ewock]

[putridcowboy]

the driliad

the Iliad but Achilles is dril

[putridcowboy]

i ccant believe the fucking commander insulted my honor. i hopp into my tent and bundle up tight. the joke’s are over

[putridcowboy]

im assigning a letter grade to all the commanders at 10:00PM EST sharp. this is a once in a lifetime event. please do not miss it

[putridcowboy]

soldiers are telling me not to post them. but idont give a fuck. im sick of being pushed around. this is my account & thats the bottom word

[putridcowboy]

Diomedes: B Odysseus: A- Agamemnon: F Ajax: C+ Menelaus: D+ Theyre the only ones i can think of right now. My hands are shaking

[putridcowboy]

#TenThingsNotToSayToACommander im going to piss all over your chariot. for being a Commander

[putridcowboy]

the trojans, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infants

[jenossu-blog]

Psychic: *reads my mind*

Me: ONE PUUUUUNNNNCH!!!!!! [sick guitar riff] 3, 2, 1, KILL SHOT

Psychic: SANJOU! HISSHOU! SHIJOU SAIKYOU

[freshofftheboatdaily]

[orcasoup-deactivated20150806]

*male artist voice* this is my new project, it’s like, the dark side of Disney princesses. so like, Alice is on drugs, belle has Stockholm syndrome, jasmine is a terrorist and sleeping beauty is getting plastic surgery. it’s super cutting edge as you can see

[orcasoup-deactivated20150806]

also look out for my new greek goddess paintings, including ‘naked white woman with helmet’, ‘naked white woman with pomegranate’, ‘naked white woman with bow and arrow’ and who could forget ‘naked white woman with slightly bigger boobs and a rose’

[fawnbroinactive-deactivated2021]

also stay tuned for my seven deadly sins paintings, including such classics as ‘naked white woman looking at herself in a mirror’, ‘mostly naked white woman posing in lingerie in a bed’, and my personal favourite ‘naked big breasted woman looking at you, the viewer, lustily’

[peppapigvevo]

I’m screaming this is exactly it tho lolll

[havanadaydreaminbyjamesbuffett]

Daredevil: A summary

[v-i-v-i-e]

Source: Retour

[breastforce]

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

[k009]

You make important choices in Persona 4

[istehlurvz]

Ppl: “One punch manga is soooo good”

Me: PUNCHES THROUGH A WALL AND BACKFLIPS INTO UR LAP AND GRABS U BY THE FUCKING FACe “I agree, now do urself a favor and read eyeshield 21”