jensa-here

jensa she / 23 / russia giant introvert overtaken by opm ;w;

[vilesporadic]

Im-impose! Impose! ヽ(●ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ●)ﾉﾟ Anon, this is wonderful. I got home from work and saw like 10+ noes and I thought “whoops, what’d I do” and there was this. ＼（Ｔ∇Ｔ）／

And I first I was like, “this is so amazing I know exactly where this is going and I’ll enjoy the suffering” because my brain didn’t catch up with the “what if”, and then it took a turn I wasn’t expecting and I was like （○□○）. Then it got so much better and I was trying not to break F5  as I didn’t know where or when it was gonna end and I had to read more because it’s so lovely and you write so well and I’m not worthy–

T-thank you. So much. ヽ(；▽；)ノ You turned what I thought was a sure-fire, no-return [Bad End] into [Continue?]. It’s so pretty and wonderful and I would’ve told you all this privately first but you’re in anon so I dunno who you are and so I’m telling you here and I hope you’re ok with me sharing these on the blog because they’re too precious not to share.

And at the same time I hope you’re feeling well and good because you’re wonderful and I’m hoping the Bad End post didn’t sour your day!! I’m one of those people who enjoys seeing their beloved characters suffer, but I’m also a big sucker for happy endings and wouldn’t actually be able to make any of the bad ends my definite canon for Virus!Verse. (I am very much a wuss forgiveme) (●´□`)♡

[dazz-art]

it’s the little things

[flylittlekoala]

the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

the animal kingdom is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

[dirtydirtychai-deactivated20161]

everything about this documentary is amazing 

dramatic zoom on the sexing octopuses 

“the little white male is trying to mate with an octopus over four times his size” something tells me straight octopus research scientists don’t get out to gay bars much 

narrator: this third arm is the male’s reproductive organ. 

*video of octopuses sexing it up* 

narrator: in these unique pictures, the smaller octopus is inserting his reproductive arm under the mantle of the larger octopus and attempting to copulate.

*video shows large octopus’ tentacle reaching up to caress the smaller white one* 

narrator: but why?

[furaitsu]

Rosso... Please picture Genos dedicating himself to finding new and amazing ways to make his sensei feel good. Genos studies his every reaction, learns about anatomy, new sex positions, and buys all sorts of wild sex toys off the internet. Sai would be really blushy and where the hell do you find this stuff? but he doesn't object when Genos uses all of these crazy devices to make him come lots. Sai is always a mess by the end of it and Genos is a proud lil toaster. + Sai always returns the favor

[ganemi]

So I wondered what Bird Hero Saitama might be wearing

(Bird Hero AU and Salvaged are by @guardiandae - please read it, it’s awesome)

[guardiandae]

TITS!!! I’M YELLING!

[maaaaaarin]

so i remembered that King has a pet goldfish and i took things to far….

[pretentiousfork]

Ur saitama and Genos are soooooo good looking, 15/10, could you draw some facial expressions for both of them?

sorry for messy again))

[konorai]

Saitama starting to put aside money to get Genos a pricy dessert every once in a while because the borg’s got a sweet tooth and when he has desserts he eats them really slowly and makes this really cute face after every bite, and it’s for that face alone that Saitama’s willing to spend the extra money ////

[onepunchstuff]

i wasn’t going to post this but i don’t think i’m going to redraw it so here is some hero worship and the hero that is far too tired to take it

[konorai]

So as it turns out, I want Saitama to be on his back on the floor, before calling Genos over to him. When Genos does get there, he just pulls him in and hugs him and they just stay like that for a few moments. Until Saitama starts rolling them around on the floor until they hit a wall. Then he rolls them back the other way until they hit another wall or the table.

This goes on for a while because Genos is comforting and he’s not having the best of days. Genos doesn’t mind much.

(Maybe they get up. Maybe they fall asleep on the floor hugging like that once Saitama stops rolling them around. Who knows?)

[empanadadooblez]

Does Saitama get overprotective with Genos ? I know he is, wel Genos, but he is still the most beutifull god ever

Considering the fact that Sai has gone one on one with Genos himself, he respects Genos’ strength and his battle smarts and is confident in Genos’ ability to fend for himself

BUT

Genos is considerably much more vulnerable when not in his metal, cyborg form. While gods are immortal, let’s say it is possible for them to get hurt (though heal faster and/or are healed mystically) in this AU so Sai keeps VERY careful watch on Genos if needed

As you said kind anon, Genos is a BEAUTIFUL god, very well cherished and sought after so that means that he attracts many a suitor and Saitama knows it, so he has good reason to look out for his queen ;v;

Other than that, even in human form Genos is very capable uvu 

Sai does have a tendency to get a bit possessive though ;A; Going from having nothing and being lonely to having this kind, passionate, beautiful god at his side he has his fears or losing Genos

So, although it’s rare since Genos naturally wants no one’s but Saitama’s presence, Sai can get jealous when Genos is otherwise engaged in someone else’s company, but he is soothed asap with kisses and horn strokes QvQb

Any questions or ideas, ask box is always open! ♥♥♥

[konorai]

But how about instead of looking at this, you look at this because @handkerchief-chan has some of the most precious puppets I’ve ever seen //

[handkerchief-chan]

AHHH GOOD

[konorai]

Saitama puts honey in Genos’ tea when he makes some for both of them, but Genos doesn’t know that.

[murolo-moved]

for your consideration: saitama complimenting genos at random. they’re going about their day in companionable silence and suddenly saitama looks up from the tv or the manga he’s reading and says “hey genos, your eyes are really pretty.” they eat dinner together and while they’re next to each other saitama turns to him and says “you make a cute face when you’re eating food you like,” and kisses his cheek, all with his mouth still half full. they’re falling asleep and saitama pulls him closer and says “your fans are really calming, it’s harder to fall asleep when you aren’t here.” just. saitama complimenting genos 2k16

[alubenket]

G: …i have a strong feeling that this whole thing was just a giant effin meta S: oh.

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[kokoko-sir]

confession :D

[flunflun]

Jyushimatsu or saitama

This was a rly tough one!!!! I love Jyushi but in the end I kinda love Saitama more