a bi bitch, looking for friends

[ellynneversweet]

Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

[mlobsters]

supernatural s14e12 prophet and loss (w. brad buckner, eugenie ross-leming)

Sometimes when I was—when I was away… you know it wasn’t because I just ran out, right? Dad would—he would send me away when I really pissed him off. I think you knew that.

be still my beating breaking heart part 14 of ∞

[addictedtobottlecaps]

Spn 13x1

Dean is DISTRAUGHT and it’s not about Mary

That is the face of a widow omfg

Where’s that post that was like “how do I know Dean is in love with Cas? Because Sam isn’t.” !!!

[catmask]

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

[promptsforthestrugglingauthor]

Writing Prompt #4044

"Oh, are you gonna go home and cry to your boyfriend about how mean I am?"

"My girlfriend is much scarier than my boyfriend, so I think I'm going to tell her."

[harrypotter-black]

AU where half the professors are either killed off in the Battle of Hogwarts or retire so McGonagall is a little desperate to get teachers for the next year and she ends up re-hiring Remus bc he did a good job with defence and she also hires Sirius bc he was the best transfiguration student she's seen in several decades that's still alive. Plus he's an animagus and she's always had a soft spot for her kind.

Except she doesn't actually realize the madness she's inflicted on herself until first day of staff meetings when Sirius smirks and sits across from Severus, who scowls deeply. Remus sits next to Sirius and innocents reviews his lessons plans, but his mouth twitches like he's struggling not to smile.

And then Harry Potter changes his mind and signs up for his 8th year, and is almost as inseparable from Sirius as James had been. Everywhere she looks its Lupin following Harry following Sirius with Severus sneaking around keeping an eye on them absolutely certain they're up to something (he's right; they're planning one last maurader prank in remembrance of James).

[dragon-in-a-fez]

people act like having breakfast for dinner is weird and special when in fact it's the most widespread and normalised meal identity transgression out there. talk to me when you're having dinner for breakfast, snack for dinner, lunch for brunch,

[goth-queen]

[lannegarrett]

[iseulcottage]

Babushcats by Selynn Lee ≽ܫ≼ ˙ᵕ˙

[creativepromptsforwriting]

How to become friends

Here a some ways on how your characters could become/could've become friends.

"School & Childhood" Friends

Sitting next to each other on the first day of class

Being assigned as lab/project partners

Having the same teacher and complaining together

Sharing school supplies

Being the only two people who don’t know anyone

Riding the same school bus

Getting seated alphabetically near each other every year

Being in detention together

Letting the other cheat off of them

One person defending the other from bullying

Meeting at recess or on the playground

Competing on the same academic team

Being roommates in college

Always sitting next to each other in the library

Staying up late talking in the dorms

Helping each other study before exams

Meeting during orientation week

"Family Connections" Friends

Their mothers/fathers being friends

Being cousins close in age

Growing up as neighbors

Family friends who vacation together

Parents arranging playdates

Siblings introducing them

One family helping another during hard times

Their families attending the same religious or community events

Becoming friends because their kids are friends

Meeting at weddings or family reunions

Dating each others' siblings

"Neighborhood & Everyday Life" Friends

Living in the same apartment building

Seeing each other walking dogs every day

Sharing a fence/backyard

Helping shovel snow or carry groceries

Meeting at a local park regularly

Frequenting the same café

Running into each other during morning commutes

One person helping after a car breakdown

Being regulars at the same store

Sharing a laundry room in their apartment building

"Work & Professional Life" Friends

Starting work on the same day

Complaining about the boss together

Working late on the same project

Covering shifts for each other

Sitting beside each other in the office

Traveling together for work

Bonding during training sessions

Accidentally getting trapped in endless meetings together

One mentoring the other

Quitting the same toxic workplace

"Shared Interests" Friends

Joining the same sports team

Playing in the same band

Meeting in an online game

Joining the same fandom

Taking the same art/music/dance classes

Going to the same gym

Meeting through cosplay or conventions

Attending book clubs

Participating in hobby communities

Posting in the same niche online forum

Volunteering for the same cause

Meeting in a run club

Following each other online

"Through Other Friends" Friends

“You two would get along”

Becoming the last two awake at a party

Mutual friends inviting both people repeatedly

Being added to the same group chat

Becoming friends after a breakup divides the friend group

One friend “adopting” the quieter person

Meeting through double dates

Their two friend groups mixing with each other when two people start dating

Becoming roommates through mutuals

"Random Coincidences" Friends

Missing the same train

Being stranded somewhere together

Wearing the same outfit or shirt

Reaching for the same book in a library

Accidentally texting the wrong number

Dancing next to each other at a concert

Sitting together in the airport during a delayed flight

Sitting next to each other on the train/plane

Getting stuck in an elevator with each other

Meeting on holiday together

One person dropping something and the other helping

Surviving an embarrassing moment together

Laughing at the same thing no one else noticed

"Funny & Unexpected Situation" Friends

Mistaken identity leading to conversation

Fighting first and later becoming close

One stealing the other’s seat

A shared hatred of the same person

Both pretending to understand something they don’t

Meeting because of a lost pet

Becoming friends after a minor car accident

One person overhearing the other say something unhinged and agreeing

Meeting through a heated conversation in a comment section

Accidentally attending the wrong event together

Competing against each other and gaining each other's respect

More: Friendship Masterpost (Prompts & Advice)

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[luna-azzurra]

Thriller Dialogue Prompts!!

✮⋆˙ "I don't make threats. I make schedules."

✮⋆˙ "You should've stayed out of it. Now it's too late for that."

✮⋆˙ "The thing about secrets is they always find a way out. Always."

✮⋆˙ "I've been in this room before. The last person who sat in that chair didn't leave."

✮⋆˙ "You're looking for a monster. Stop looking so far away."

✮⋆˙ "I didn't plan for you to find out. But now that you have, we have a problem."

✮⋆˙ "Trust no one in this building. Including me. Especially me."

✮⋆˙ "Something is wrong. Everything looks normal and that's exactly why something is wrong."

✮⋆˙ "I've kept this secret for fifteen years. One more day won't kill me. Probably."

✮⋆˙ "You're not afraid of me yet. Give it a minute."

✮⋆˙ "I counted the exits before I sat down. Old habit."

✮⋆˙ "They found the letter. Everything we planned is falling apart."

✮⋆˙ "I'm not the villain here. I'm just the one willing to do what nobody else will."

✮⋆˙ "You should've run when you had the chance. Now we're past that."

✮⋆˙ "The last person who betrayed me is still missing. Think carefully."

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[sayssnape]

lupin: how come you've been abnormally nice to me lately?

snape: what do u mean?

lupin: you just seem nicer than usual.

snape: i'll punch you in the face if you want.

[promptsforthestrugglingauthor]

Writing Prompt #4031

"Could you just shut the fuck up and let me do what I need to do for once?"

"You're going to get yourself killed. I'm not losing you, and I don't care if you resent me for it. I'm not letting you walk out that door."

[starcroww]

Remus is quiet and keeps to himself but he is not shy and I'll stand by that.

[promptsforthestrugglingauthor]

Writing Prompt #4032

"I'd do anything to protect her. You know that."

"Jesus Christ, she's not even your kid! Don't be such a fucking bleeding heart."