Piece of shit baby chicken

Dee. 27. French. INTP, cancer, Gryffindor.

[patrolled]

i have abs………olutely nothing

[knifefightscene]

[loveydoveymerrillsabrae]

Imagine making headlines bc you have basic fucking knowledge

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*

Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you

Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-

[darkbluemint]

Why does anyone try to fight a goose?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Sometimes the goose gives you no option

[ruinedchildhood]

[felliss00-deactivated20170331]

when you’re on a roll drawing even though you have no idea what you’re doing

[theshitneyspears]

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

[pure-leafs-deactivated20190914]

[thebelchers]

[fuocogo]

Did everyone just…. forget how to create, all of a sudden? Disney pumping out the fourth remake in a row? Movies are like 70% sequels? Stories in games being just bad if they exist at all? Haven’t had a book get hyped in like half a decade? Are we okay? What’s going on?

[t-bris-deactivated20190527]

not to be that guy but literally just support independent artists in all these mediums instead of buying mainstream garbage

[catchymemes]

[kinghardy]

(X)

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[lesbianblackphillip]

[anduinsholydick]

[gutsrighteye]

stop rebooting shit and hire actually talented screenwriters, directors, photographers, and artists for original ideas. no one wants to see the same shit recycled over and over again. enough romanticizing the past, fuck nostalgia. pay people to make new and interesting shit, damn. what are these people afraid of? actually entertaining people?

[addelburgh]

[frikiskrew]

[mjalti]

I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not

[manrepellent]

[antoniosbanderas]

Detective Pikachu (2019)

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

A Straight: I didn’t know you were gay.

Me: I didn’t know you were straight.

A Straight:

Me: