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this blog is dead but i'm just dropping by to say

stream yummy because i am feeling alive and it's thanks to justin

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I'm not having a good day.. can you tell me a funny story??

i'll tell you a few because i'm really bad at telling stories so:

one time when i was like 5 i fell in the toilet because my brother didn't put the toilet seat up so for like two weeks i was scared to use the toilet

when i was a toddler my mom made me take baths with my brother (he's 3 years older than me) to save water because we lived in an apartment so one time when we were taking a bath, i stood up and took a shit in the bathtub and my brother was oblivious to it because he was playing with ships and when the floating turd was nearing him he thought it was another toy but then he smelled that bad stank and started screaming and then my mom came in and then we never took baths together again

in 2nd grade i accidentally farted and it was really loud so i blamed it on my teacher and i actually got away with it because when i farted so did he so i basically got away with a fart

hope those cheered you up! Xx